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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago
North Lanarkshire |
A bit of fun!
What's the worst chat up line you have ever used or has been used on you?
Getting some patter for the Christmas social!
Mine has to be;
"Your dad is obviously a thief! He has stole the stars and put them in your eyes" 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worked the clubs years ago .
Worldie sat alone at the bar knocking back guy after guy
My mate . No a bad looking lad but no adonis . Buys her a drink walks up and says ' got ya a drink but im really hoping for a belt at yer pisher '
Lassie nearly fell off the seat laughing . He took her home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Babe I will treat you like my homework..... Slam you on the table & do you all night.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk passed again??..
Do you have a mirror in your pants coz I can see myself in them..
Do you know what would look good on you??? Me...
See that top your wearing??? That's girlfriend/boyfriend material  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?
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Later found out that he heard it on Still game or something.. 
