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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Simple - cheer me up with a joke, win the wooden spoon...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats the generic form of Viagra?

Mycoxaflopin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do elephants paint their balls pink......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do elephants paint their balls pink...... "

Don't know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The world's smalest joke- only two words but still funny. Non pc also. It is:

Dwarf Shortage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a woman from Leeds

Who ate a packet of seeds

In half an hour her tits were flowers

And her arse was a bundle of s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man from Kent

Whose penis was all buckled and bent

He was having some trouble, so he put it in double

Instead of coming he went

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do elephants paint their balls pink......

Don't know"

So they can hide in cherry trees..

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Possibly a girrafe eating cherries it's older than me that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's E.T. short for?

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By *hickensCouple over a year ago

Inverness-ish

What goes 100 mph through the water? . . . A motor pike.

What goes 50mph through the water? . . . A motor pike and side carp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Possibly a girrafe eating cherries it's older than me that one"

Your older than santa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's E.T. short for?"

Because he's got wee legs

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By *outhsider101Man over a year ago

glasgow

Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barman says right you, oot, you're Bard!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a dog with no tongue?

Smelly Baws

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By *ary_ArgyllMan over a year ago

Argyll

"Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barman says right you, oot, you're Bard!!"

A horse walks into a bar - the barman say "Why the long face?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you make a dog sound like a cat ....... Stick it in the freezer for a week then put it through a band saw .... Mmmmeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwwwww

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