Saturday Morn jokes!

By *ighlander34 OP Man over a year ago

skye

A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.

He says, "This is Amanda."

His dad jumps up. "It's a fucking what?"

By *ighlander34 OP Man over a year ago

skye

When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a spider.

Just to hear the words "Oh my God, it's huge!"

By *rbadguy64Couple over a year ago

bangor

A teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"

Little Paddy raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."

"No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion."

"But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."

By *ighlander34 OP Man over a year ago

skye

brilliant!