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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I use a curtain pole ring as a cock ring. Anyone else got any ideas about the sexual use of things you find lying around the house?

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

A couple of slices of liver stuck to the side of a pint glass and you have a homemade fleshlight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A couple of slices of liver stuck to the side of a pint glass and you have a homemade fleshlight."
Ha ha. Sounds dangerous.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

"A couple of slices of liver stuck to the side of a pint glass and you have a homemade fleshlight.Ha ha. Sounds dangerous."
It is advisable to wear protection, maybe even double up if your that worried.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't you Ebay some toy's etc to play with instead of finding random household items, not exactly safe nor hygienic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warm apple pie??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A couple of slices of liver stuck to the side of a pint glass and you have a homemade fleshlight.Ha ha. Sounds dangerous."

Only if you have a dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Metal palate knifes straight from the freezer make great spankers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Warm apple pie??"
I like it Fab Fem. But who would lick up the sticky mess. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use a hoopla hoop as a cock ring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warm apple pie?? I like it Fab Fem. But who would lick up the sticky mess. lol"

Depends on the quality of the apple pie I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stick my dick in the toaster to see what pops up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warm apple pie?? I like it Fab Fem. But who would lick up the sticky mess. lol

Depends on the quality of the apple pie I guess"

I'd lick your warm ..... Apple pie, any day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A couple of slices of liver stuck to the side of a pint glass and you have a homemade fleshlight."

If you shag it hard enough it would cook it with the friction. No need to make gravy either!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warm apple pie?? I like it Fab Fem. But who would lick up the sticky mess. lol

Depends on the quality of the apple pie I guess

I'd lick your warm ..... Apple pie, any day

Thanks for that

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By *ary_ArgyllMan over a year ago

Argyll

There's always the old vacuum cleaner when you need a good suck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might actually be some dysons on here well that is what the veries say

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Warm apple pie?? I like it Fab Fem. But who would lick up the sticky mess. lol

Depends on the quality of the apple pie I guess

I'd lick your warm ..... Apple pie, any day

Thanks for that "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Might actually be some dysons on here well that is what the veries say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A ex uses a back massager as a wand. Offered to buy her the real thing but she wouldn't try anything other than this lol

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By *ary_ArgyllMan over a year ago

Argyll

Not really sure a back massager counts as a household implement???

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