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Have to share......embarrassed

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm laughing atm and had to share.

I met a guy on here ages ago and when I came off site we kept having sessions every now and then.

He always wanted to try anal but was a bit squeamish about "mess". So anyway I told him i would have an enema and guaranteed id be squeaky clean.

Well apparently I wasn't quite as clean as I had hoped for and he freaked out, ran down the stairs getting dressed as he went shouting he would see me again soon!!!

The "mess" was a a little lube and water which was left over from the enema!!

I am torn between laughing and cringing. Then laughing again.

whoops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

omg after putting in the effort. just not for him by the sound of it ??/

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Possibly not. But we have known each other for over a yr so I thought we would be able to laugh it off together but no - he was out of here

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By *unknSoulCouple over a year ago

dumfries-ish

Love it x

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Me thinks it's definitely not for him - just laugh it off

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By *yrshiremischiefMan over a year ago

Kilmarnock

"I'm laughing atm and had to share.

I met a guy on here ages ago and when I came off site we kept having sessions every now and then.

He always wanted to try anal but was a bit squeamish about "mess". So anyway I told him i would have an enema and guaranteed id be squeaky clean.

Well apparently I wasn't quite as clean as I had hoped for and he freaked out, ran down the stairs getting dressed as he went shouting he would see me again soon!!!

The "mess" was a a little lube and water which was left over from the enema!!

I am torn between laughing and cringing. Then laughing again.

whoops

Fuck him - oh no, wait a minute - Don't!

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By *ethany10Couple over a year ago

falkirk

Makes your Cock look like a half melted Magmum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Makes your Cock look like a half melted Magmum

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booooaaaaakkkkk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great story, biggest smile of the day

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By *976scottMan over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Brilliant! Can just imagine him running home to get the wire brush and dettol out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brilliant! I did laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, actually near spat my drink out laughing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like he should just keep some wet wipes just in case or grow up a lil bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big girls blouse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With friends like that who needs enemas...

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By *ckleticklesWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"With friends like that who needs enemas...

brilliant!!

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By *oldenknobMan over a year ago

glasgow

Thats why the plastic sheet and wipes are for .it would hav been more funny if it happened as he went to rim you .!!!! .i love it when a lady fanny farts lips purring away lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should of just let rip on him. Give him something really memorable.

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By *rsKandMrJCouple over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

pmsl no words possible except hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thought u all might enjoy. I'm laughing now but at the time was mortified for him (and me)

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