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"I've a basket of kittens here with your name on...now cheer the fuck up!!!!!! "I WANT!!! | |||
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"I've a basket of kittens here with your name on...now cheer the fuck up!!!!!! "OMG!
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"Clouds are all murky and angry getting ready to open again... lying in bed listening to the rain thunder down is therapeutic and good for the soul...and if it starts to storm and the lightning strikes, then all the better. My wee nose will be pressed against the glass watching it all......but then I'll get horny and miss the end of it....he he he"  | |||
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"“A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This infuriates his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there?" The mother smiles and says, "Well, dear, a man also goes through three phases. In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes: Dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.” " | |||
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"Hamsters on little tiny roller-skates having a whale of a time when no one is looking " | |||
"My mate just got back from africa last week, he canny stop buying raffle tickets... .... he's been diagnosed with tombola "Hahhaha | |||
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"I was refused a job the other day on my application I put about a gangbang apparently does count as team work "Hahaha Oh God - imagine a swinger related job interview | |||
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