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things only swingers will say

By *ips2lips OP Couple over a year ago

dundee

we were on a meet the other week the next day i was pissing myself laughing, said to my partner i said something i never thought u could get away with unless ur a swinger.

i had this lady sitting on my lap and as my partner was walking about i shout,

here babe put a condom on for me while i shag this girl lol

now none swinging couples would never be able to say that, any other things only swingers would say

lipsxx

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

do ya fancy shagging my missus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okay guys I'm taking a break, suck each other for five mins!

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By *tudmuffin5640Man over a year ago

central scotland

baby u sit on my face,when am fucking ur lady friend mmm then swap mmmm x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slow down my Hubbys coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The durex stuck to your wine glass darling,shall i take it off"

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can u suck my balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch her love thats how I like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

s'cuse me....can I borrow your husband for an hour?

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By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

if you really want to try a strapon i'm sure i can do that just for you? when you free to bend over?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We only have four condoms left!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

orgy at our's whos all coming ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'pass the bum-butter darling, shes drying up'....?? xx

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By *reeningtomMan over a year ago

Angus

as a friend of mine never tires of reminding me, when i first met her in a pub, I said "so where do you do your shagging" in what she said was a loud voice but i am sure was a whisper

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By *tsallaboutthefunCouple over a year ago

glasgow

get over here with us and taste just how sweet her pussy is babe, oh yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'ok hun you get first choice on the lube tonight, its pina colada or tingle?'

only prob is she always nabs the pina colada and the tingle is usually the menthol free one (not so good lol)

dont worry bought loads of pina colada today in superdrug, roll on the weekends fun woohoo!!!!

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By *tryxxCouple over a year ago

central

damn, I couldnt get a wax appointment ,where's your gillette razor ang gel? Oh and can you do it for me....!

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By *undebigaryMan over a year ago

dundee

"we were on a meet the other week the next day i was pissing myself laughing, said to my partner i said something i never thought u could get away with unless ur a swinger.

i had this lady sitting on my lap and as my partner was walking about i shout,

here babe put a condom on for me while i shag this girl lol

now none swinging couples would never be able to say that, any other things only swingers would say

lipsxx"
I remember having a mmf with my exgf an her pulling down the boys zip an turning round an saying to me hey babe his cock really is bigger an thicker than yours.i was like yeh i notice.lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would u like syrup on that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The husband: "do you mind if i watch?"

Me: "Course not! It ain't like i'm going to be looking at you!"

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