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Sex and food

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I had a chat with someone the other night who was comparing Sex to certain foods.

Sweet treats and cakes being the Sex you crave that gives you a high like a sugar rush but then leaves you feeling a bit deflated

Porridge being fairly bland boring Sex that can be tarted up with variety. Its an every day meal. You know what you are getting

Bacon Roll Sex.. nearly always good at any time

Rump steak dinner.. more exciting a feast or a treat. Less often but really satisfies

Michelin star restaurant. The stuff of fantasies we dream of

Any more you can think of?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chips - goes with anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chips - goes with anything "

Know a few like that lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

McDonalds, KFC etc

Tasty at the time but you know you shouldn't and wish you hadn't later

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"McDonalds, KFC etc

Tasty at the time but you know you shouldn't and wish you hadn't later"

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

Chefs special sounds wonderful arrives and its everything you loathe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had a big tasty breakfast enjoyed every last bit of it who needs sex when something like that tastes so good

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By *mudg3rMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

A good gammon and nice muffin. Say no more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The 7 or 9? course taster menu at Martin Wisharts springs to mind. It was a long time ago but every dish was beautifully prepared and tasted devine. Mmmmmmmmm that would be my type of sex. One particular lady springs to mind. She was delicious. J

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Subway

Is the 12inch too big to manage

Or is the 6inch not quite adequate enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had a big tasty breakfast enjoyed every last bit of it who needs sex when something like that tastes so good

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so youd prefer a bacon roll to a ride?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had a big tasty breakfast enjoyed every last bit of it who needs sex when something like that tastes so good

so youd prefer a bacon roll to a ride?

Now you know I can't have the roll but can have bacon lol

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