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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope prefer not to panoc buy always makes me giggle when you see the shelves empty "
So it doesn't make you worry when there's no bread left but how will you survive without a loaf? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could survive in the event of a catastrophe, but if a nuclear bomb dropped, I just might climb onto the roof and take off all my clothes. Sometimes its better to burn out than to fade away.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I could survive in the event of a catastrophe, but if a nuclear bomb dropped, I just might climb onto the roof and take off all my clothes. Sometimes its better to burn out than to fade away...."
How could you survive? Do you have a stash of food and supplies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could survive in the event of a catastrophe, but if a nuclear bomb dropped, I just might climb onto the roof and take off all my clothes. Sometimes its better to burn out than to fade away....
How could you survive? Do you have a stash of food and supplies"
No, I would just head for the hills and raid settlements through cunning linguistics... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I could survive in the event of a catastrophe, but if a nuclear bomb dropped, I just might climb onto the roof and take off all my clothes. Sometimes its better to burn out than to fade away....
How could you survive? Do you have a stash of food and supplies
No, I would just head for the hills and raid settlements through cunning linguistics..."
Ahh food for cunnilingus. I'm sure the housewives will help you out then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No survival bag here I'm afraid. 
But I'm sure someone will feed me if I beg enough 
Are you also offering cunnilingus in exchange for food 
Maybe......or a stand on my steelies  "
I'll feed you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a darwinist Ill eat survivors if I have to. No time to panic!
I can fish, hunt a bit and practiced a bit with air rifles and archery for a few years...I also have a comedy zombie crisis kit. Needs work lol.
 i love a bit of role play haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As a darwinist Ill eat survivors if I have to. No time to panic!
I can fish, hunt a bit and practiced a bit with air rifles and archery for a few years...I also have a comedy zombie crisis kit. Needs work lol.
i love a bit of role play haha"
I'm sticking with you when the zombies attack |
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By *awk3y3Man
over a year ago
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Thought I was in a zombie apocalypse in Asda's in Livingston this afternoon at lunchtime, no word of a lie 14 school kids all walking in a line, heads burried in smart phones not looking where they were going and 'grunting' at each other... I was SURE they had all been 'zombiefied'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thought I was in a zombie apocalypse in Asda's in Livingston this afternoon at lunchtime, no word of a lie 14 school kids all walking in a line, heads burried in smart phones not looking where they were going and 'grunting' at each other... I was SURE they had all been 'zombiefied'
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Sometimes you get that in a local neighbourhood on Giro day when the dealers are on the prowl.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry folks I'm Bear Gryll's older brother.
If it moves I will either shag it, kill it or eat it
Then again parts of the female anatomy I like to eat before the final pleasure |
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got a crossbow. a normal bow. first aid kit. an axe. two swords. live above a shop so can easily grab food supplies. as well as barricade the stairs using only the window and rope ladder for access via a walled in garden. I can both fish and hunt, and I have my plan. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There is a few of you that know what your doing when it comes to surviving in the wild then.
I know the basics and I have watched plenty of Bear Grils to get some tips. If things go tits up you will find my hiding inside a deer carcas to keep warm |
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