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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All presents graciousley accepted, however shite they are (we'lll sell them on ebay and buy drink).
Couples and singles are welcome (more pressies)
The marriage won't last long, we're in it for the money.
Oh, and the sex  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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Ya bunch o fookin tightwads!!!! what happened o the purchase of 50" plasma tv, new laptops, cars, yachts?????
Oh well, I guess the consumation by webcam will have to be pay-per-view 
(Brennie - ow many you got????) |
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"Ya bunch o fookin tightwads!!!! what happened o the purchase of 50" plasma tv, new laptops, cars, yachts?????
Oh well, I guess the consumation by webcam will have to be pay-per-view
(Brennie - ow many you got????)"
fecking loads wendypoos lol its called having a C CARD lol xxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Monday afternoon, nakie in the woods. All welcome in return for a decent floggable pressie.
Hen night later tonight in chat "
I shall don a hat and shoes this evening, and furnish some fizzy wine suitable to the occasion.
p.s wanna collection of porn for a prezzie? only one careful owner.
p.p.s tonight is my thirty-third wedding anniversary...or it would be if I hadn't divorced the fekkr
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im bridesmaid and have to wear cut toe wellies in the nude how feckin sexi celebrated with the champers last nite so guess i better nip to the shops n pick up some more c u in chat xxx |
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"hey cutie, course you've got an invite.
Only dress code is open-toed wellies and bobble hats with pompoms, and of course a decent pressie lol xx"
Can i come dressed as a hill billy wie no teeth lol xxxxxxxxx with a straw hat and pigtails xxxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hen night was a great laugh , superman was funny and oh the things simon said lmao , had me stuck to my chair till 4 am , great dj , but oh my nipples were chaffed coz of my braless dancing lmao , good luck on the big day xxx  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
what a great day.... wedding car picked me up at 12, bridal party all looked fab!! or they would have if the feckers had turned up!
ne pressies,nae bridesmaids, groom fooking BROKEDED me..... xxxxxxxxxxxxx
divorce party next week |
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