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"What would you like to drink? It's Friday after all
I'm sipping purple rain cocktail "My usual please hunni  | |||
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"What would you like to drink? It's Friday after all
I'm sipping purple rain cocktail My usual please hunni "Bottle for you madam | |||
"What would you like to drink? It's Friday after all
I'm sipping purple rain cocktail My usual please hunni
Bottle for you madam "offft after last week no a glass wil do | |||
"I will join you in a large glass of merlot..... I'm in dire need "I've made sure you & miss d have a few bottles chilling | |||
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"We'll take 2 bottles of Sol with lime please "Had to Google that | |||
oh and jack and for hubby | |||
"A nice large glass of chilled rose wine please oh and jack and for hubby"Coming right up  | |||
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"Coke please I don't drink - don't wanna put weight on "Diet with lemon? | |||
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"Coke please I don't drink - don't wanna put weight on "  | |||
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"What malt whisky you got x" Glenfidoch | |||
"Vodka and diet bru for me plz," Will we make it a large | |||
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"Laphroaig or a nice red plz" I've got that would you like ice | |||
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"Jack Daniels and for me, with a bit of lime if you have any? Been feeling rough all day maybe hair of the dog will work;)" always works for me | |||
"bucks fizz please "On its way | |||
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"Chips and cheese cocktails! ( Vodka. Coconut rum. Peach schnaps. Pineapple and cranberry juice) "No I think I will join you in that sounds delicious | |||
"Chips and cheese cocktails! ( Vodka. Coconut rum. Peach schnaps. Pineapple and cranberry juice) "Owwwwww can I have one please? | |||
"Chips and cheese cocktails! ( Vodka. Coconut rum. Peach schnaps. Pineapple and cranberry juice)
Owwwwww can I have one please?"there amazing so easy to drink! 4 Shots of each in big jugs loafs of ice carton pineapple wee drop cranberry!!! yum lol | |||
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"Chips and cheese cocktails! ( Vodka. Coconut rum. Peach schnaps. Pineapple and cranberry juice)
Owwwwww can I have one please? there amazing so easy to drink! 4 Shots of each in big jugs loafs of ice carton pineapple wee drop cranberry!!! yum lol "Hope Michelle has the stuff to make some tomorrow night, | |||
"We'll take 2 bottles of Sol with lime please
Had to Google that "Lol, we've moved on to shotz, who's with us?  | |||
"We'll take 2 bottles of Sol with lime please
Had to Google that
Lol, we've moved on to shotz, who's with us? "Me I will have a red stiffy | |||
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"Cola cube stuffy for me plz," I have them in the fridge for tomorrow | |||
"Cola cube stuffy for me plz, I have them in the fridge for tomorrow "Superb, see I knew we where on the same wave length, what time do we start? | |||
"Would love to raise a glass to all our Scottish friends xx" Cheers | |||
"Cola cube stuffy for me plz, I have them in the fridge for tomorrow
Superb, see I knew we where on the same wave length, what time do we start? "As soon as possible | |||
"Would love to raise a glass to all our Scottish friends xx"  | |||
"Would love to raise a glass to all our Scottish friends xx "Cheers vodka and bru in hand, x | |||
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"Can of irn bru plz "Glass with ice | |||
"Can of irn bru plz
Glass with ice "no thanks just give me the can | |||
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"Can you pour me something i can drink on my own that way il drown my disappointment" What is your tipple | |||
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"Bottle of whisky " Enjoy | |||
"Bottle of whisky " ohh irn bru and il share with you please ?  | |||
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"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please "busty wench at your service lol | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please busty wench at your service lol "Your hired | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please busty wench at your service lol
Your hired "awwww cheers it was my big jugs that swung your decision wasnt it ?( . )( . )lol | |||
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"Another busty wench at your service here ?" Oh it was ladies I love big jugs I've always wanted them  | |||
"Bottle of whisky ohh irn bru and il share with you please ? "Ive got some irn bru here wud love too ?? | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please busty wench at your service lol
Your hired awwww cheers it was my big jugs that swung your decision wasnt it ?( . )( . )lol"do big jugs result in big cock tales | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please busty wench at your service lol
Your hired awwww cheers it was my big jugs that swung your decision wasnt it ?( . )( . )lol
do big jugs result in big cock tales "Big cock---tails | |||
"Another busty wench at your service here ? Oh it was ladies I love big jugs I've always wanted them "Your welcome to play with mine anytime | |||
"Another busty wench at your service here ? Oh it was ladies I love big jugs I've always wanted them
Your welcome to play with mine anytime " | |||
"Bottle of whisky ohh irn bru and il share with you please ?
Ive got some irn bru here wud love too ??"pour away | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please busty wench at your service lol
Your hired awwww cheers it was my big jugs that swung your decision wasnt it ?( . )( . )lol
do big jugs result in big cock tales "I love creamy cock....tails | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please "may i apply for the position of naked butler? | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please may i apply for the position of naked butler? "Your hired | |||
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"Can I be the tart with a heart "Your one of my barmaids | |||
"Can I be the tart with a heart "you already are | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please may i apply for the position of naked butler?
Your hired "Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ...... | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please may i apply for the position of naked butler?
Your hired Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ...... "Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please may i apply for the position of naked butler?
Your hired Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......
Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please "awwww ffs i never get any fun | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please may i apply for the position of naked butler?
Your hired Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......
Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please "Thank you lol | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please may i apply for the position of naked butler?
Your hired Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......
Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please awwww ffs i never get any fun "Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you | |||
Bending over here just in case | |||
"What would you like to drink? It's Friday after all
I'm sipping purple rain cocktail "A drink fit for a Prince - ess! | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please may i apply for the position of naked butler?
Your hired Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......
Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please awwww ffs i never get any fun Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you "my names no Hamish and its not for dlt either | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please may i apply for the position of naked butler?
Your hired Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......
Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please awwww ffs i never get any fun Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you
my names no Hamish and its not for dlt either "Now your someone id consider bending over for lol | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please may i apply for the position of naked butler?
Your hired Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......
Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please awwww ffs i never get any fun Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you
my names no Hamish and its not for dlt either "Mmmm is it fir Mrs dlt? | |||
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"double vodka & redbull please x "Madam coming right up | |||
"double vodka & redbull please x
Madam coming right up "If only lol, could be doing with it | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please may i apply for the position of naked butler?
Your hired Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......
Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please awwww ffs i never get any fun Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you
my names no Hamish and its not for dlt either Now your someone id consider bending over for lol "awrite rerr doll
he says, winking and trying to look like a smooth operator | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please may i apply for the position of naked butler?
Your hired Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......
Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please awwww ffs i never get any fun Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you
my names no Hamish and its not for dlt either
Mmmm is it fir Mrs dlt? "looks like there might be a queue, bino's feelin popular | |||
"double vodka & redbull please x
Madam coming right up
If only lol, could be doing with it "Think I need just the red bull been sipping cocktails & watched top of the pops on bbc4 when Tom jones then rod came on I had a sudden urge to throw my knickers at the TV oops one to many I think  | |||
"double vodka & redbull please x
Madam coming right up
If only lol, could be doing with it
Think I need just the red bull been sipping cocktails & watched top of the pops on bbc4 when Tom jones then rod came on I had a sudden urge to throw my knickers at the TV oops one to many I think "2 things to note here,number 1:surprised you were wearing any knickers.2:good job you didnt drop your drink | |||
"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please may i apply for the position of naked butler?
Your hired Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......
Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please awwww ffs i never get any fun Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you
my names no Hamish and its not for dlt either Now your someone id consider bending over for lol
awrite rerr doll
he says, winking and trying to look like a smooth operator "well hello how you doing? (in my best joey voice) | |||
"double vodka & redbull please x
Madam coming right up
If only lol, could be doing with it
Think I need just the red bull been sipping cocktails & watched top of the pops on bbc4 when Tom jones then rod came on I had a sudden urge to throw my knickers at the TV oops one to many I think 2 things to note here,number 1:surprised you were wearing any knickers.2:good job you didnt drop your drink "Shhhhh don't tell anyone I don't wear them anyday that ends in y  | |||
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"Sober tonight . Had a few wee cheeky ones last night and saving myself for tomorrow at cjs "You can have one now Shelley it's Saturday | |||
"Sober tonight . Had a few wee cheeky ones last night and saving myself for tomorrow at cjs "oh there is a god | |||
"Sober tonight . Had a few wee cheeky ones last night and saving myself for tomorrow at cjs
You can have one now Shelley it's Saturday "Can't up early in morning lol but I will make up for it tomorrow | |||
