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International talk like a pirate day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Arrrgh me hearties...

Prepare to be boarded

Wanna shivver me timbers?

Thats the finest pirate booty ive ever laid eyes on

Aaargh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avast ye landlubbers

I'll clap thee in irons and give ye a taste of the cat

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Arrr Jack be gone and missing the fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ye swarthy seadogs, 20 lashes o the cat oninetails for the last wench to presen her heaving bosom in my cabin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ye swarthy seadogs, 20 lashes o the cat oninetails for the last wench to presen her heaving bosom in my cabin

I'll be last then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ye swarthy seadogs, 20 lashes o the cat oninetails for the last wench to presen her heaving bosom in my cabin

I'll be last then

If ye are last wench there'll be more than 20 lashes and there'll be wanding done to thee as well

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Captain busty pink wench here may I come aboard?

Even put my photo up for the occasion lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yarr you hog sweating pig faced mangy dung munchin bat spit powder monkey, bring me a flagon of rum before i turn you into a snivelin jelly boned bilge rat

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By *976scottMan over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

A day late but-

Just seen a pirate inside the sperm bank ,

with a yo ho ho and a bottle of cum

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By *976scottMan over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous

"It's ok" says the Doctor "They're benign"

"Count 'em again Doc" says the pirate. "I reckon there be at least ten"

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