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When I am visible to you, you cannot see me, but when I am invisible, you long to see me. I am plenty with someone patient, but all the more scarce with a hasty one. I am greater than all, but still in the control of those who value my existence.
What am I? |
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"When I am visible to you, you cannot see me, but when I am invisible, you long to see me. I am plenty with someone patient, but all the more scarce with a hasty one. I am greater than all, but still in the control of those who value my existence.
What am I? "
a girlfriend  |
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"When I am visible to you, you cannot see me, but when I am invisible, you long to see me. I am plenty with someone patient, but all the more scarce with a hasty one. I am greater than all, but still in the control of those who value my existence.
What am I? a girlfriend "
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"When I am visible to you, you cannot see me, but when I am invisible, you long to see me. I am plenty with someone patient, but all the more scarce with a hasty one. I am greater than all, but still in the control of those who value my existence.
What am I? a girlfriend
Haha true but wrong "
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"Here's one,
give me a girls name, any name and i bet i can name a well known song with the name in it
Okay... Claire "
Gilbert O'Sullivan, 70s I think wrote and had a hit with a sing called Claire, apparently his mangers daughter |
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Okay so here one..
I want to buy a top for £97, but i don’t have enough money.
I borrow £50 off my dad, and £50 off my mum.
£50 + £50 = £100
I buy the top and have £3 change.
I give £1 to my dad, £1 to my mum, and i keep £1 to myself.
I now owe both my parents £49 each.
£49 + £49 = £98
£98 + MY £1 = £99
Where has the other £1 gone?  |
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"Okay so here one..
I want to buy a top for £97, but i don’t have enough money.
I borrow £50 off my dad, and £50 off my mum.
£50 + £50 = £100
I buy the top and have £3 change.
I give £1 to my dad, £1 to my mum, and i keep £1 to myself.
I now owe both my parents £49 each.
£49 + £49 = £98
£98 + MY £1 = £99
Where has the other £1 gone? "
down the back of the couch? well that's where mine always end up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay so here one..
I want to buy a top for £97, but i don’t have enough money.
I borrow £50 off my dad, and £50 off my mum.
£50 + £50 = £100
I buy the top and have £3 change.
I give £1 to my dad, £1 to my mum, and i keep £1 to myself.
I now owe both my parents £49 each.
£49 + £49 = £98
£98 + MY £1 = £99
Where has the other £1 gone? "
You still have it? Ma heed hurts now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Okay so here one..
I want to buy a top for £97, but i don’t have enough money.
I borrow £50 off my dad, and £50 off my mum.
£50 + £50 = £100
I buy the top and have £3 change.
I give £1 to my dad, £1 to my mum, and i keep £1 to myself.
I now owe both my parents £49 each.
£49 + £49 = £98
£98 + MY £1 = £99
Where has the other £1 gone?
You still have it? Ma heed hurts now"
Muahaha!! I am the riddle master |
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If you look you can not see me and if you see me you can not see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, But later everything goes back to normal.
What am I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay so here one..
I want to buy a top for £97, but i don’t have enough money.
I borrow £50 off my dad, and £50 off my mum.
£50 + £50 = £100
I buy the top and have £3 change.
I give £1 to my dad, £1 to my mum, and i keep £1 to myself.
I now owe both my parents £49 each.
£49 + £49 = £98
£98 + MY £1 = £99
Where has the other £1 gone? "
You repaid £2 meaning your debt is in fact £98
Adding the pound you kept to the £98 is irrelevant. The real sum should be:
£98 (outstanding debt) - £1 (your change) = £97 (price of the top)
The £3 needs to all be subtracted from the original £100 for it to balance.
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"If you look you can not see me and if you see me you can not see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, But later everything goes back to normal.
What am I? "
Imagination |
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If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,
What is the bus drivers name? |
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"If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,
What is the bus drivers name?"
Greg |
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"If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,
What is the bus drivers name?"
Billy bob |
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"If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,
What is the bus drivers name?"
Doris |
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"If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,
What is the bus drivers name?"
It's your own name "if YOU we're driving a bus" |
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"If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,
What is the bus drivers name?
Doris"
It could be Doris actually! I was been totes sexest there saying billy bob but you get woman bus drivers lol |
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"If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,
What is the bus drivers name?
It's your own name "if YOU we're driving a bus""
I knew that.. My name is billy bob |
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A man on death row is proposed a choice. In order to choose his death, he will say a sentence. If it is true, he will be electrocuted and if it is false, he will be poisoned. The man is still alive and will never be killed, what did he say? |
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"A man on death row is proposed a choice. In order to choose his death, he will say a sentence. If it is true, he will be electrocuted and if it is false, he will be poisoned. The man is still alive and will never be killed, what did he say?"
He said.. "Luke, I am your father"  |
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"A man on death row is proposed a choice. In order to choose his death, he will say a sentence. If it is true, he will be electrocuted and if it is false, he will be poisoned. The man is still alive and will never be killed, what did he say?
He said.. "Luke, I am your father" "
Wrong since it's "No, I am your father" |
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"A man on death row is proposed a choice. In order to choose his death, he will say a sentence. If it is true, he will be electrocuted and if it is false, he will be poisoned. The man is still alive and will never be killed, what did he say?
He said.. "Luke, I am your father"
Wrong since it's "No, I am your father""
Whatever! I never seen it  |
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"A man on death row is proposed a choice. In order to choose his death, he will say a sentence. If it is true, he will be electrocuted and if it is false, he will be poisoned. The man is still alive and will never be killed, what did he say?
He said.. "Luke, I am your father"
Wrong since it's "No, I am your father"
Whatever! I never seen it "
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