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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago
North Lanarkshire |
Little Johnny jumps on a bus and sits behind the driver. Johnny starts chanting at the top of his voice, ''If my Mum was a cow and my Dad was a bull, then i'd be a calf. If my Mum was an ewe and my Dad was a ram, then i'd be a lamb. If my Mum was a mare and my Dad was a stallion, then i'd be a foal."
The driver was getting pissed off and said, ''If your Mum was a whore and your Dad was a wanker, what would you be?"
Johnny replied,
''A bus driver." |
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