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over a year ago
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"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber??? 
Still not big enough
Hard enough to pass it off as a chilli lol
Geek  "
see you naked would do that to any man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if I painted my cock black would it pass for a bbc? "
Unlike many women who operate on the basis of " once done black, you won't go back" I'd prefer you just the way you are .... and IF your cock needs some lubrication I could offer something far nicer than any B & Q paint aisle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???
Still not big enough
Courgette?????"
Na I would say one of those little baby carrots you get in the steam bags in the supermarket.
Not that I would know of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???
Still not big enough
Courgette?????
Na I would say one of those little baby carrots you get in the steam bags in the supermarket.
Not that I would know of course "
Oh, of course, mere supposition on your part, who could think anything else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???
Still not big enough
Courgette?????
Na I would say one of those little baby carrots you get in the steam bags in the supermarket.
Not that I would know of course
Oh, of course, mere supposition on your part, who could think anything else"
Who knows where someone would get that idea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???
Still not big enough
Courgette?????
Na I would say one of those little baby carrots you get in the steam bags in the supermarket.
Not that I would know of course
Oh, of course, mere supposition on your part, who could think anything else
Who knows where someone would get that idea "
Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady
Your right  "
There you go, there's a first time for everything  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady
Your right
There you go, there's a first time for everything "
That's exactly what I was thinking but I'm too nice to say |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady
Your right
There you go, there's a first time for everything
That's exactly what I was thinking but I'm too nice to say "
never stopped you in the past |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady
Your right
There you go, there's a first time for everything
That's exactly what I was thinking but I'm too nice to say never stopped you in the past "
True |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady
Your right
There you go, there's a first time for everything
That's exactly what I was thinking but I'm too nice to say never stopped you in the past
True"
so why stop now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???
Still not big enough
Hard enough to pass it off as a chilli lol
Geek
see you naked would do that to any man "
Just as well I'm a quiet shy guy who never gets naked
Geek |
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