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By *976scott OP   Man  over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

After shagging Cheryl Cole the other day I'd like to say two things.. 1, Her tits are'nt that great . . . . . probably implants , and 2 ,The staff at Madam Tussauds are miserable fuckers !

I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall. 'We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want 500,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.' They weren't joking about being determined, I've had 136 missed calls from them so far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oscar pistorious,the only man who gets off a murder rap easier than he gets off a bus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The inventor of the anagram has died.

may he 'erect a penis'

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