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A wee problem[tongue in cheek]
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I seen a video that this Scottish guy went into change Scottish money into English. Was £100 but he was only getting £94.60 back  I would just stay in Scotland!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of course we'll let you and your Guatemalan Quetzals back in Heather. As long as you bring sweeties.... "
Good idea.. I want sweets! Wanna stand at the border jinty and wait with sticks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont take money, magic beans would be better.
as for getting back in, tam,boab and jimmy the three secret tunnels from the auld blacksmiths shop at gretna should be operational
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of course we'll let you and your Guatemalan Quetzals back in Heather. As long as you bring sweeties....
Good idea.. I want sweets! Wanna stand at the border jinty and wait with sticks "
Oh god...if that's a job...I'm applying!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of course we'll let you and your Guatemalan Quetzals back in Heather. As long as you bring sweeties....
Good idea.. I want sweets! Wanna stand at the border jinty and wait with sticks
Oh god...if that's a job...I'm applying!!!! "
No need to apply, you got the job! I have the sticks! they better be good sweeties. |
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Just a thouvht on this folks one of the scottish papers recently ran an add for a long disused scottish currency that is being minted in presentation cases do they know something we are not being told ? |
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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago
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I went to a chinese restaurant in London a few years ago and had a nice meal that came to 18 pounds.
I offered a scottish twenty and the guy would not take it.....he spotted an english fiver and said that will do fine....
Eighteen quid meal for a fiver.....nae bad....  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I went to a chinese restaurant in London a few years ago and had a nice meal that came to 18 pounds.
I offered a scottish twenty and the guy would not take it.....he spotted an english fiver and said that will do fine....
Eighteen quid meal for a fiver.....nae bad.... "
It's funny as hell giving Scottish notes to youngsters at the checkout |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lived in Devon for a number of years and visits home were brilliant, going back I always got loads of Clydesdale bank notes just to see the faces.
Never had them refused but had plenty of funny looks |
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The best way to do this folks, is order a round of drinks at a bar. Make sure you deliver the drinks to your table of pals as the bar staff/landlord/owner are still pouring the rest, leave yours till last, await the "that'll be £18.20 (or whatever) please", take a good hearty sip out of your chosen drink, and pull a Scottish £20 note from your purse/wallet and smile politely.
You'll hqve to answer the inevitable question, "Have you not got anything else", and at this point, you should say no, then always remind the person serving you that you can always go and round up what remains of the drinks back if they're not happy.
Works every time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me my mum my dad & my wee brother were in Devon bout 7years ago & my bro wanted on those water boat things & the guy wouldn't take scottish money, ma dad went fuckin mental, I stood with ma hands covering ma face with embarrassment coz he "my dad" phoned the police they came out & told the guy to take the scottish money as its illegal for them to refuse it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you think a Scottish note is bad, you should try handing over a Northern Irish bank note, you'd think you had just fucked their mother in front of them by the looks on their faces  |
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