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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian "

Please do, before you convert, please give me a blowjob lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian "

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Come to the dark side

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Come to the dark side "

Do you mean Bi side???

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian "
I thought about it once but I'd miss cock too much lol

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Yay, more cock for me then lol

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian "

Ok ok, I'll pop round. Stop nagging woman!! Jeeso

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come to the dark side

Do you mean Bi side??? "

Ok come to the dark bi side

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That sounds smashing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population "

Moan, moan, moan, moan. Keep your chin up and quit whinging (-: xx

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population "

Good job I'm a wookie then eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

Moan, moan, moan, moan. Keep your chin up and quit whinging (-: xx"

I have every right to moan! I'll choke you with a sweet potatoe

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

But I'm not shagging you!!!! Just stroking you and sharing my cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

Good job I'm a wookie then eh? "

Wtf is a wookie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"But I'm not shagging you!!!! Just stroking you and sharing my cake "

Can we have a onesie day with back tickles and cake I'll tell you my problems

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Yay, more cock for me then lol "

Do you need more?? Has nurse ratshit got you on rations again??

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"But I'm not shagging you!!!! Just stroking you and sharing my cake

Can we have a onesie day with back tickles and cake I'll tell you my problems "

Ok then, but only AFTER you've googled a wookie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like wookies,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

Moan, moan, moan, moan. Keep your chin up and quit whinging (-: xx

I have every right to moan! I'll choke you with a sweet potatoe "

I'll choke you with my horrible penis xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come to the dark side

Do you mean Bi side???

Ok come to the dark bi side "

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By *976scottMan  over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian "

The only downside is there are two Crabbit weeks in the relationship not just one!

I'm at the wind up, women arn't crabbit when the painters are in , it's just me I'm always wrong and just don't understand it's all about hormones!

Can you tell I was married for years????

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian

The only downside is there are two Crabbit weeks in the relationship not just one!

I'm at the wind up, women arn't crabbit when the painters are in , it's just me I'm always wrong and just don't understand it's all about hormones!

Can you tell I was married for years????"

No, you're right. This is my crabbit week and right now I hate everyone

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I like wookies, "

And mankini-wearing-Stobart-wannabes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aye people are a problem, ultimately.

Not fond of penis either - no even my own - they're just no that nice to look at.

Good luck in resolving yer issues though eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"But I'm not shagging you!!!! Just stroking you and sharing my cake

Can we have a onesie day with back tickles and cake I'll tell you my problems

Ok then, but only AFTER you've googled a wookie "

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Kiwi is a wookie

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"

No, you're right. This is my crabbit week and right now I hate everyone "

Which is why all I offered was cake and furry hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen?? "

I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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No, you're right. This is my crabbit week and right now I hate everyone

Which is why all I offered was cake and furry hugs "

Thanks wookiee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population "

Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know "

You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know "

Because when you thought about men, you thought of me - too old, too short and too hairy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??

I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf "

Practice makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??

I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf

Practice makes perfect "

Just need a willing victim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??

I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf

Practice makes perfect

Just need a willing victim "

I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??

I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf

Practice makes perfect

Just need a willing victim

I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx"

Chop your horrible penis off and I'll think about it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??

I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf

Practice makes perfect

Just need a willing victim

I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx

Chop your horrible penis off and I'll think about it "

Already tucked in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??

I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf

Practice makes perfect

Just need a willing victim

I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx

Chop your horrible penis off and I'll think about it

Already tucked in."

Good to go?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??

I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf

Practice makes perfect

Just need a willing victim

I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx

Chop your horrible penis off and I'll think about it

Already tucked in.

Good to go? "

I'm waiting on you lady!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population "
Bitches be crazy, but they are a whole different breed of crazy thats more manageable, plus the spooning is much softer and the sex can last all night long

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Can I ask a totally serious question...

When 2 lesbians are having sex, do they use strap ons etc? Isn't that defeating the whole purpose?

I went to college with a girl that said she didn't use anything that looked like a penis.. So then they wouldn't be having sex, would they?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I ask a totally serious question...

When 2 lesbians are having sex, do they use strap ons etc? Isn't that defeating the whole purpose?

I went to college with a girl that said she didn't use anything that looked like a penis.. So then they wouldn't be having sex, would they? "

with every girl I've been with I've never used toys, it's not the sexual penetration that counts it's making her moan like she hasn't before, being together, making each other feel amazing. It can be achieved with cocks and toys. It's down to personal preference to use them or not some don't because then their askedhoh if you can play with a toy why not a guy. Forgetting that it isn't as simple as that. Just like most men think lesbians look like they do in porn. They clearly haven't been to bennits on fish friday.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know

You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too "

Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know

You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too

Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman "

Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like wookies,

And mankini-wearing-Stobart-wannabes "

Owwwwww you got your big boy jumper on,

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I like wookies,

And mankini-wearing-Stobart-wannabes

Owwwwww you got your big boy jumper on, "

Nope, t-shirt and proud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like wookies,

And mankini-wearing-Stobart-wannabes

Owwwwww you got your big boy jumper on,

Nope, t-shirt and proud "

Mmmmmm showing ur guns,

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I like wookies,

And mankini-wearing-Stobart-wannabes

Owwwwww you got your big boy jumper on,

Nope, t-shirt and proud

Mmmmmm showing ur guns, "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know

You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too

Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman "

Bloody phone changed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know

You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too

Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman

Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady "

Ahaha I never even noticed! In yo face!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I ask a totally serious question...

When 2 lesbians are having sex, do they use strap ons etc? Isn't that defeating the whole purpose?

I went to college with a girl that said she didn't use anything that looked like a penis.. So then they wouldn't be having sex, would they? with every girl I've been with I've never used toys, it's not the sexual penetration that counts it's making her moan like she hasn't before, being together, making each other feel amazing. It can be achieved with cocks and toys. It's down to personal preference to use them or not some don't because then their askedhoh if you can play with a toy why not a guy. Forgetting that it isn't as simple as that. Just like most men think lesbians look like they do in porn. They clearly haven't been to bennits on fish friday. "

Aw, okay, thanks. I just didn't know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I ask a totally serious question...

When 2 lesbians are having sex, do they use strap ons etc? Isn't that defeating the whole purpose?

I went to college with a girl that said she didn't use anything that looked like a penis.. So then they wouldn't be having sex, would they? with every girl I've been with I've never used toys, it's not the sexual penetration that counts it's making her moan like she hasn't before, being together, making each other feel amazing. It can be achieved with cocks and toys. It's down to personal preference to use them or not some don't because then their askedhoh if you can play with a toy why not a guy. Forgetting that it isn't as simple as that. Just like most men think lesbians look like they do in porn. They clearly haven't been to bennits on fish friday.

Aw, okay, thanks. I just didn't know "

not a problem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know

You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too

Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman

Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady

Ahaha I never even noticed! In yo face!! "

Naw naw I meant to say Cary, I was asking if you meant to say that so in your face biatch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know

You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too

Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman

Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady

Ahaha I never even noticed! In yo face!!

Naw naw I meant to say Cary, I was asking if you meant to say that so in your face biatch "

Aw :/ no, I never meant to say it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population

Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know

You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too

Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman

Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady

Ahaha I never even noticed! In yo face!!

Naw naw I meant to say Cary, I was asking if you meant to say that so in your face biatch

Aw :/ no, I never meant to say it "

Won't hold it against you my baby mama

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