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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population "
Moan, moan, moan, moan. Keep your chin up and quit whinging (-: xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Moan, moan, moan, moan. Keep your chin up and quit whinging (-: xx"
I have every right to moan! I'll choke you with a sweet potatoe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Good job I'm a wookie then eh? "
Wtf is a wookie? |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"But I'm not shagging you!!!! Just stroking you and sharing my cake
Can we have a onesie day with back tickles and cake I'll tell you my problems "
Ok then, but only AFTER you've googled a wookie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Moan, moan, moan, moan. Keep your chin up and quit whinging (-: xx
I have every right to moan! I'll choke you with a sweet potatoe "
I'll choke you with my horrible penis xx |
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By *976scottMan
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian "
The only downside is there are two Crabbit weeks in the relationship not just one!
I'm at the wind up, women arn't crabbit when the painters are in , it's just me I'm always wrong and just don't understand it's all about hormones!
Can you tell I was married for years???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian
The only downside is there are two Crabbit weeks in the relationship not just one!
I'm at the wind up, women arn't crabbit when the painters are in , it's just me I'm always wrong and just don't understand it's all about hormones!
Can you tell I was married for years????"
No, you're right. This is my crabbit week and right now I hate everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aye people are a problem, ultimately.
Not fond of penis either - no even my own - they're just no that nice to look at.
Good luck in resolving yer issues though eh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I'm not shagging you!!!! Just stroking you and sharing my cake
Can we have a onesie day with back tickles and cake I'll tell you my problems
Ok then, but only AFTER you've googled a wookie "
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kiwi is a wookie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population "
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know "
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??
I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf
Practice makes perfect "
Just need a willing victim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??
I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf
Practice makes perfect
Just need a willing victim "
I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??
I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf
Practice makes perfect
Just need a willing victim
I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx"
Chop your horrible penis off and I'll think about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??
I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf
Practice makes perfect
Just need a willing victim
I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx
Chop your horrible penis off and I'll think about it "
Already tucked in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??
I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf
Practice makes perfect
Just need a willing victim
I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx
Chop your horrible penis off and I'll think about it
Already tucked in."
Good to go? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen??
I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf
Practice makes perfect
Just need a willing victim
I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx
Chop your horrible penis off and I'll think about it
Already tucked in.
Good to go? "
I'm waiting on you lady!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population " Bitches be crazy, but they are a whole different breed of crazy thats more manageable, plus the spooning is much softer and the sex can last all night long |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can I ask a totally serious question...
When 2 lesbians are having sex, do they use strap ons etc? Isn't that defeating the whole purpose?
I went to college with a girl that said she didn't use anything that looked like a penis.. So then they wouldn't be having sex, would they? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask a totally serious question...
When 2 lesbians are having sex, do they use strap ons etc? Isn't that defeating the whole purpose?
I went to college with a girl that said she didn't use anything that looked like a penis.. So then they wouldn't be having sex, would they? " with every girl I've been with I've never used toys, it's not the sexual penetration that counts it's making her moan like she hasn't before, being together, making each other feel amazing. It can be achieved with cocks and toys. It's down to personal preference to use them or not some don't because then their askedhoh if you can play with a toy why not a guy. Forgetting that it isn't as simple as that. Just like most men think lesbians look like they do in porn. They clearly haven't been to bennits on fish friday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too "
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman "
Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman "
Bloody phone changed it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman
Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady "
Ahaha I never even noticed! In yo face!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I ask a totally serious question...
When 2 lesbians are having sex, do they use strap ons etc? Isn't that defeating the whole purpose?
I went to college with a girl that said she didn't use anything that looked like a penis.. So then they wouldn't be having sex, would they? with every girl I've been with I've never used toys, it's not the sexual penetration that counts it's making her moan like she hasn't before, being together, making each other feel amazing. It can be achieved with cocks and toys. It's down to personal preference to use them or not some don't because then their askedhoh if you can play with a toy why not a guy. Forgetting that it isn't as simple as that. Just like most men think lesbians look like they do in porn. They clearly haven't been to bennits on fish friday. "
Aw, okay, thanks. I just didn't know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask a totally serious question...
When 2 lesbians are having sex, do they use strap ons etc? Isn't that defeating the whole purpose?
I went to college with a girl that said she didn't use anything that looked like a penis.. So then they wouldn't be having sex, would they? with every girl I've been with I've never used toys, it's not the sexual penetration that counts it's making her moan like she hasn't before, being together, making each other feel amazing. It can be achieved with cocks and toys. It's down to personal preference to use them or not some don't because then their askedhoh if you can play with a toy why not a guy. Forgetting that it isn't as simple as that. Just like most men think lesbians look like they do in porn. They clearly haven't been to bennits on fish friday.
Aw, okay, thanks. I just didn't know "
not a problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman
Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady
Ahaha I never even noticed! In yo face!! "
Naw naw I meant to say Cary, I was asking if you meant to say that so in your face biatch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman
Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady
Ahaha I never even noticed! In yo face!!
Naw naw I meant to say Cary, I was asking if you meant to say that so in your face biatch "
Aw :/ no, I never meant to say it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman
Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady
Ahaha I never even noticed! In yo face!!
Naw naw I meant to say Cary, I was asking if you meant to say that so in your face biatch
Aw :/ no, I never meant to say it "
Won't hold it against you my baby mama |
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