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There is a bloody huge spider in my room...like a golf ball with legs....and I've lost track of it!!!!!!! It goes like that chappy Bolt.....send the emergency services. I'm scared.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a bloody huge spider in my room...like a golf ball with legs....and I've lost track of it!!!!!!! It goes like that chappy Bolt.....send the emergency services. I'm scared. "
Calm down jinty I will come up to your house let me phone the police  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is a bloody huge spider in my room...like a golf ball with legs....and I've lost track of it!!!!!!! It goes like that chappy Bolt.....send the emergency services. I'm scared. "
Aww jinty!! I'd be the same  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is a bloody huge spider in my room...like a golf ball with legs....and I've lost track of it!!!!!!! It goes like that chappy Bolt.....send the emergency services. I'm scared.
Calm down jinty I will come up to your house let me phone the police "
Trust you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a bloody huge spider in my room...like a golf ball with legs....and I've lost track of it!!!!!!! It goes like that chappy Bolt.....send the emergency services. I'm scared.
Calm down jinty I will come up to your house let me phone the police "
Oh aye? I've heard about your constabulary fetish madame! I want it hit on the head with a big truncheon!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a bloody huge spider in my room...like a golf ball with legs....and I've lost track of it!!!!!!! It goes like that chappy Bolt.....send the emergency services. I'm scared.
Calm down jinty I will come up to your house let me phone the police
Oh aye? I've heard about your constabulary fetish madame! I want it hit on the head with a big truncheon! "
I will get one for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just pop in here and have a HUGE SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!?!????????? 
Still not got the spider?
Nope....and I can hear it laughing! "
My house spider is called George and he would be jolly cross with you if you hurt his cousin!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just pop in here and have a HUGE SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!?!?????????
Still not got the spider?
Nope....and I can hear it laughing! "
Wee bugger. I bet it's got its trainers on so you can't catch it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just pop in here and have a HUGE SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!?!?????????
Still not got the spider?
Nope....and I can hear it laughing! "
Dump the telephone directory on top of it Jintz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on
Coffee please, black no sugar"
Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle
You can have a coca cola life if you want? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle
again
He's not to let trained
Hehe fixed it
 thanks "
I was actually sitting last night and was like "why would she think a to let sign would be for toilets  I don't get it!
Kiwi was like... Cause it looks like the I is missing.. Face palm moment lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle
again
He's not to let trained
Hehe fixed it
thanks
I was actually sitting last night and was like "why would she think a to let sign would be for toilets I don't get it!
Kiwi was like... Cause it looks like the I is missing.. Face palm moment lol "
Haha I was young at the time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle
again
He's not to let trained
Hehe fixed it
thanks
I was actually sitting last night and was like "why would she think a to let sign would be for toilets I don't get it!
Kiwi was like... Cause it looks like the I is missing.. Face palm moment lol
Haha I was young at the time "
Haha I lnooooow lol I get it now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on
Coffee please, black no sugar
Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle
You can have a coca cola life if you want? "
If that's all there is, how about a tonic, ice, no lemon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on
Coffee please, black no sugar
Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle
You can have a coca cola life if you want?
If that's all there is, how about a tonic, ice, no lemon"
Hmm no tonic or lemon. What about a robinsons apple and blackcurrent?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watching a film called "how does she do it" well, I say watching.. Not watching it. It's on but I've got to much on my mind 
Aww wots up chick xx"
Just stuff needing to get sorted out but never. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Watching a film called "how does she do it" well, I say watching.. Not watching it. It's on but I've got to much on my mind
Aww wots up chick xx
Just stuff needing to get sorted out but never. Xx "
Not so good wee lady xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am sitting eating man crisps and a yorky blowing shit up n the computer
Mmmmm I could go a yorkie now too!!
They aren't for girls "
Soooooooooo I still want one!! They were doing them in pink wrappers so a while so they are for girls too haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on
Coffee please, black no sugar
Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle
You can have a coca cola life if you want?
If that's all there is, how about a tonic, ice, no lemon
Hmm no tonic or lemon. What about a robinsons apple and blackcurrent? "
mmmm yes please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what are 'woman's crisps ' then??
Don't know maybe Skips
The packet said man crisps 
So the question is... Why you eating them lol "
cause I am batman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on
Coffee please, black no sugar
Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle
You can have a coca cola life if you want? "
I am a fanta lemon type of guy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So what are 'woman's crisps ' then??
Don't know maybe Skips
The packet said man crisps
So the question is... Why you eating them lol cause I am batman "
It didn't say batman on the packet tho.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hit it with a shoe .....
There is a few things needing hit with a shoe well make sure is a big heavy shoe
You found it then "
. Yeah the heel would do . I did getting the hang of it now haha  |
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"Hit it with a shoe .....
There is a few things needing hit with a shoe well make sure is a big heavy shoe
You found it then . Yeah the heel would do . I did getting the hang of it now haha "
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