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"Your last vanilla date
2 years ago. That was with my ex! I don't get asked out on dates 
Awww you complaining  "
Would be nice to go on a "vanilla date" lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Your last vanilla date
2 years ago. That was with my ex! I don't get asked out on dates
Awww you complaining
Would be nice to go on a "vanilla date" lol "
Am sure you could find some one to take you to dinner threaten to hurt kiwi's shoulder and a bet he would buy you dinner lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.
Actually he still takes me out on dates
Wanna go in a date with me?  "
I would take you out on a vanilla date.
Where would you like to go? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your last vanilla date
2 years ago. That was with my ex! I don't get asked out on dates
Awww you complaining
Would be nice to go on a "vanilla date" lol
Am sure you could find some one to take you to dinner threaten to hurt kiwi's shoulder and a bet he would buy you dinner lol xx"
Kiwi is in agony today! He didn't sleep well with it! Made him coffee and rubbed his back this morning.. God I'm a nice person!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date  "
I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your last vanilla date
2 years ago. That was with my ex! I don't get asked out on dates
Awww you complaining
Would be nice to go on a "vanilla date" lol
Am sure you could find some one to take you to dinner threaten to hurt kiwi's shoulder and a bet he would buy you dinner lol xx
Kiwi is in agony today! He didn't sleep well with it! Made him coffee and rubbed his back this morning.. God I'm a nice person!! "
tell him he is still a baw bag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.
Actually he still takes me out on dates
Wanna go in a date with me?
I would take you out on a vanilla date.
Where would you like to go? "
Hmm.... Wanna go ice skating? Not been in years! Wee mcdonalds after it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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About 9 months ago lol I tried the normal dating thing but got too bored trying to find anyone decent. May give it a go again at some point, maybe not. Stil, plenty time to play in the meantime 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date "
A coffee oh that's dodgy oh no wait a minute that's me that's dodgy inviting People for coffee
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"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date
I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade "
who |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.
Actually he still takes me out on dates
Wanna go in a date with me?
I would take you out on a vanilla date.
Where would you like to go?
Hmm.... Wanna go ice skating? Not been in years! Wee mcdonalds after it? "
Classy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date
A coffee oh that's dodgy oh no wait a minute that's me that's dodgy inviting People for coffee
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coffee do you even have a kettle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date
I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade who "
Their kids |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.
Actually he still takes me out on dates
Wanna go in a date with me?
I would take you out on a vanilla date.
Where would you like to go?
Hmm.... Wanna go ice skating? Not been in years! Wee mcdonalds after it? "
If you hold my hand. I can't ice skate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.
Actually he still takes me out on dates
Wanna go in a date with me?
I would take you out on a vanilla date.
Where would you like to go?
Hmm.... Wanna go ice skating? Not been in years! Wee mcdonalds after it? Classy "
I'll put a fucking candle in the middle of us, right!?
Tbh.. I'm actually an east person to take I a date  never been to the museum that would be pretty cool! Or the transport museum in Glasgow haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.
Actually he still takes me out on dates
Wanna go in a date with me?
I would take you out on a vanilla date.
Where would you like to go?
Hmm.... Wanna go ice skating? Not been in years! Wee mcdonalds after it?
If you hold my hand. I can't ice skate "
Course |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date
I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade who
Their kids "
well i said yes so meeting her at 1300 wish me luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.
Actually he still takes me out on dates
Wanna go in a date with me? "
Aww I will take you to the transport museum or kelvingrove I would even buy you a rubber as a souvenir.
Then we could go for afternoon tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mine was about 2/3 weeks ago. I go through spells of kidding myself on that I'm not as much of a deviant as I make out and try to date but it usually doesn't work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why does everyone always high jack my threads then ignore me am away to cry in the corner "
Shh I'm arranging a date here. Haven't had one in over 10 years are you going to deny me the chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.
Actually he still takes me out on dates
Wanna go in a date with me?
Aww I will take you to the transport museum or kelvingrove I would even buy you a rubber as a souvenir.
Then we could go for afternoon tea "
A spot of afternoon tea? I'll bring the mr Kipling finger cakes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"why does everyone always high jack my threads then ignore me am away to cry in the corner
Shh I'm arranging a date here. Haven't had one in over 10 years are you going to deny me the chance"
Its always about you sis go on then i hope you have fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date
I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade who
Their kids well i said yes so meeting her at 1300 wish me luck "
Good luck! Make sure you smell the tea before you drink it she could put something in it to knock you out then have her way with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.
Actually he still takes me out on dates
Wanna go in a date with me?
Aww I will take you to the transport museum or kelvingrove I would even buy you a rubber as a souvenir.
Then we could go for afternoon tea
A spot of afternoon tea? I'll bring the mr Kipling finger cakes "
It's fine huni. The restaurant provides the food
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why does everyone always high jack my threads then ignore me am away to cry in the corner
Shh I'm arranging a date here. Haven't had one in over 10 years are you going to deny me the chance
Its always about you sis go on then i hope you have fun "
Oh we will, it's me she's going with ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.
Actually he still takes me out on dates
Wanna go in a date with me?
Aww I will take you to the transport museum or kelvingrove I would even buy you a rubber as a souvenir.
Then we could go for afternoon tea
A spot of afternoon tea? I'll bring the mr Kipling finger cakes
It's fine huni. The restaurant provides the food
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Oh  see, I didn't know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why does everyone always high jack my threads then ignore me am away to cry in the corner Cos you're a cunt!fuck you wanker "
No thanks mate, you ain't my type |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date
I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade who
Their kids well i said yes so meeting her at 1300 wish me luck
Good luck! Make sure you smell the tea before you drink it she could put something in it to knock you out then have her way with you I am putting some thing in my own tea if that happens  "
Hahaha!! |
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