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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago
North Lanarkshire |
A mate sent me this last night, had a wee chuckle at it 
Dictionary for women's personal ads:-
40ish = 49
Adventurous - slept with everyone
Athletic - no tits
Average looking - ugly
Beautiful - pathological liar
Contagious smile - takes a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - on medication
Feminist - fat and hairy
Free spirt - junkie
Friendship first - used to put out on first date but feels guilty
Fun - annoying
New age - more body hair than natural
Open minded - desperate
Outgoing - loud and embarrassing!
Passionate - sloppy d*unk
Professional - hard nosed cow
Voluptuous - fat and chunky
Large frame - obese
Wants soulmate - crazy stalker  |
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over a year ago
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"A mate sent me this last night, had a wee chuckle at it
Dictionary for women's personal ads:-
40ish = 49
Adventurous - slept with everyone
Athletic - no tits
Average looking - ugly
Beautiful - pathological liar
Contagious smile - takes a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - on medication
Feminist - fat and hairy
Free spirt - junkie
Friendship first - used to put out on first date but feels guilty
Fun - annoying
New age - more body hair than natural
Open minded - desperate
Outgoing - loud and embarrassing!
Passionate - sloppy d*unk
Professional - hard nosed cow
Voluptuous - fat and chunky
Large frame - obese
Wants soulmate - crazy stalker "
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S PERSONAL ADS: (Someone e-mailed me this today)
Man………………………………..Slut
Photos…………………………….Anticipate duplicity, usually of subject 10, 15, 20 years ago
29…………………………………..40 but thinks he looks 29
35…………………………………..45 dyes his hair
40…………………………………..60 dyes his hair, has penile implant
30’s…………………………………45 in search of an 18 year old
40’s…………………………………55 slut
Adventurous......................Gets up in the morning, sleeps with anyone or anything
A Few Extra Pounds………..Waddles, looks very pregnant
Athletic.............................Walks up the stairs, but only if the elevator is broken
Average looking.................Fat, looks 4 to 9 months pregnant
Divorced………………………….For good reason: shallow, self absorbed SOB
Handsome.........................Shallow & self absorbed, uses photo that is 20 years old
Emotionally Secure.............On medication
Financially Secure...............Cheap
Free spirit...........................Takes the bus, lives in a shoe box, sleeps on a bare mattress on the floor
Friendship first....................Emotionally insecure, penile challenged
Gentleman……………………….Penile challenged, minute man, lies about age
Intelligent………………………..High school drop out
New-Age............................Feminine
Old-fashioned.....................Hates women
Open-minded......................Slut, will have sex with anyone or thing
Oral………………………………….Penile challenged, minute man
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing slut
Professional.........................Shallow **stard
Single………………………………..Married and sleazing
Separated………………………….What the wife doesn’t know won’t hurt her
Slim…………………………………..In denial, horny liar
Staminia…………………………….On Viagara or cilis
Stocky.................................Very Fat horny liar
Tall……………………………………Slut, arrogant
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat horny liar
Long Time Single……………….Gay and in denial or Penile challenged or Minute Man
Wants Soul mate..................Horny liar
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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago
North Lanarkshire |
"DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S PERSONAL ADS: (Someone e-mailed me this today)
Man………………………………..Slut
Photos…………………………….Anticipate duplicity, usually of subject 10, 15, 20 years ago
29…………………………………..40 but thinks he looks 29
35…………………………………..45 dyes his hair
40…………………………………..60 dyes his hair, has penile implant
30’s…………………………………45 in search of an 18 year old
40’s…………………………………55 slut
Adventurous......................Gets up in the morning, sleeps with anyone or anything
A Few Extra Pounds………..Waddles, looks very pregnant
Athletic.............................Walks up the stairs, but only if the elevator is broken
Average looking.................Fat, looks 4 to 9 months pregnant
Divorced………………………….For good reason: shallow, self absorbed SOB
Handsome.........................Shallow & self absorbed, uses photo that is 20 years old
Emotionally Secure.............On medication
Financially Secure...............Cheap
Free spirit...........................Takes the bus, lives in a shoe box, sleeps on a bare mattress on the floor
Friendship first....................Emotionally insecure, penile challenged
Gentleman……………………….Penile challenged, minute man, lies about age
Intelligent………………………..High school drop out
New-Age............................Feminine
Old-fashioned.....................Hates women
Open-minded......................Slut, will have sex with anyone or thing
Oral………………………………….Penile challenged, minute man
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing slut
Professional.........................Shallow **stard
Single………………………………..Married and sleazing
Separated………………………….What the wife doesn’t know won’t hurt her
Slim…………………………………..In denial, horny liar
Staminia…………………………….On Viagara or cilis
Stocky.................................Very Fat horny liar
Tall……………………………………Slut, arrogant
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat horny liar
Long Time Single……………….Gay and in denial or Penile challenged or Minute Man
Wants Soul mate..................Horny liar
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S PERSONAL ADS: (Someone e-mailed me this today)
Man………………………………..Slut
Photos…………………………….Anticipate duplicity, usually of subject 10, 15, 20 years ago
29…………………………………..40 but thinks he looks 29
35…………………………………..45 dyes his hair
40…………………………………..60 dyes his hair, has penile implant
30’s…………………………………45 in search of an 18 year old
40’s…………………………………55 slut
Adventurous......................Gets up in the morning, sleeps with anyone or anything
A Few Extra Pounds………..Waddles, looks very pregnant
Athletic.............................Walks up the stairs, but only if the elevator is broken
Average looking.................Fat, looks 4 to 9 months pregnant
Divorced………………………….For good reason: shallow, self absorbed SOB
Handsome.........................Shallow & self absorbed, uses photo that is 20 years old
Emotionally Secure.............On medication
Financially Secure...............Cheap
Free spirit...........................Takes the bus, lives in a shoe box, sleeps on a bare mattress on the floor
Friendship first....................Emotionally insecure, penile challenged
Gentleman……………………….Penile challenged, minute man, lies about age
Intelligent………………………..High school drop out
New-Age............................Feminine
Old-fashioned.....................Hates women
Open-minded......................Slut, will have sex with anyone or thing
Oral………………………………….Penile challenged, minute man
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing slut
Professional.........................Shallow **stard
Single………………………………..Married and sleazing
Separated………………………….What the wife doesn’t know won’t hurt her
Slim…………………………………..In denial, horny liar
Staminia…………………………….On Viagara or cilis
Stocky.................................Very Fat horny liar
Tall……………………………………Slut, arrogant
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat horny liar
Long Time Single……………….Gay and in denial or Penile challenged or Minute Man
Wants Soul mate..................Horny liar
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