When I was wee...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We had an ottoman on our landing. At the time I just thought it was a seat where my mum kept loads of shit, not knowing it was called an ottoman!

All the time growing up I actually thought a stair landing was called an ottoman

I also use to think my "posh" neighbour flicked a switch at night and put on the greet lights haha

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So what your telling us is, you've always been this daft

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So what your telling us is, you've always been this daft

Aye

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to think a To Let sign was a sign for toilets

By *ikerbob1957Man over a year ago

Glasgow

My great gran had a comode but told me it was an ice cream maker. I should point out i was about 4 at the time.

Just as well i never asked for a cone, lol.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was in a hotel once and i said look at that theres two toilets,was told it was a b-day,and i said what fucking day?

By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"I used to think a To Let sign was a sign for toilets "

My Granny told me that the 'To Let' sign stood for a building for sale/rent that had no toilet!

I believed this up until I was about 15!