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"Don't believe him. Run while you still can 
Hi. Hope you have fun on the forum xx "
Doubt you'll run if yer daft enough to say hello yer daft enough to stay 
Have fun enjoy the cake and don't believe everything you read 
I'm quiet and shy and enjoy a small piece of chocolate or cake    |
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over a year ago
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"Hello snow white, was your finger pricked by a needle and you just woke up?
Think im gettin my fairytales mixed up ere,,, x"
I heard she was fingered by a prick!
Apart from that, welcome Snow White |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,
Huge cake for the first person to name him,  "
Tell me he's not out in that bloody mankini busking again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,
Huge cake for the first person to name him, thanks for that wife,hello snow white im the well travelled international globetrotter of the bunch and arguably the sanest of the lot "
He also works for Eddie stobart |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,
Huge cake for the first person to name him, thanks for that wife,hello snow white im the well travelled international globetrotter of the bunch and arguably the sanest of the lot
He also works for Eddie stobart "
Cue Martin ending on the naughty step again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,
Huge cake for the first person to name him, thanks for that wife,hello snow white im the well travelled international globetrotter of the bunch and arguably the sanest of the lot
He also works for Eddie stobart
Cue Martin ending on the naughty step again "
you f#$/^&* cheeky c@#$ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,
Huge cake for the first person to name him, thanks for that wife,hello snow white im the well travelled international globetrotter of the bunch and arguably the sanest of the lot
He also works for Eddie stobart
Cue Martin ending on the naughty step again you f#$/^&* cheeky c@#$"
I think that was to you Mr T  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snow white. Not even a blemish? Welcome to the forum of fun and occasional handbags at dawn.
Goat"
anymore comments about me working for stobarts it'll be more than f@#$/^ handbags |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Snow white. Not even a blemish? Welcome to the forum of fun and occasional handbags at dawn.
Goatanymore comments about me working for stobarts it'll be more than f@#$/^ handbags "
awww, the colour of your mankini is a good match with the colour of their trucks though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello SnowWhite. Enjoy the forums.
If I were to display dwarf characteristics, I'd be Grumpy in the mornings, Bashful in the afternoons and Horny in the evenings.
There was a Horny, right...??? "
I thought the fringe finished last week |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Snow white. Not even a blemish? Welcome to the forum of fun and occasional handbags at dawn.
Goatanymore comments about me working for stobarts it'll be more than f@#$/^ handbags
awww, the colour of your mankini is a good match with the colour of their trucks though "
fuck off you twat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thank you everyone so excited to be delving into the swing scene after being on the fetish scene for a while mixing things up a little
I haven't heard a bad thing about anyone on here from pp except to avoid the man with the mankini ?
Thats all he would say
Girls especially come say hello i really need a feeding frenzy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi, my name is Maleficent...would Snow White like an apple? Welcome to the place for all the people who were to batshit crazy to be in One Flew Over The Cukoos Nest. Angelique and Rupert said hi too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't listen to this one! He's an arsebiscuit angelique is a slut and rupert hasn't came out yet!! "
Angelique says don't listen to this one, her dress sense is akin to that of a d*unk, burned out drag queen. Don't even start her on BJQ's hairdresser...she has a sideline as a sheep shearer
Rupert would rather stick his cock up a car exhaust that take one of her laughable blowjobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't listen to this one! He's an arsebiscuit angelique is a slut and rupert hasn't came out yet!!
Angelique says don't listen to this one, her dress sense is akin to that of a d*unk, burned out drag queen. Don't even start her on BJQ's hairdresser...she has a sideline as a sheep shearer
Rupert would rather stick his cock up a car exhaust that take one of her laughable blowjobs"
Oh shut up! No one likes angelique anyway!! I would rather shit in my hands and clap then go with Rupert! What kinda name is Rupert anyway? Sounds like some poofy bear! |
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"Don't listen to this one! He's an arsebiscuit angelique is a slut and rupert hasn't came out yet!!
Angelique says don't listen to this one, her dress sense is akin to that of a d*unk, burned out drag queen. Don't even start her on BJQ's hairdresser...she has a sideline as a sheep shearer
Rupert would rather stick his cock up a car exhaust that take one of her laughable blowjobs
Oh shut up! No one likes angelique anyway!! I would rather shit in my hands and clap then go with Rupert! What kinda name is Rupert anyway? Sounds like some poofy bear! "
omg  mfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't listen to this one! He's an arsebiscuit angelique is a slut and rupert hasn't came out yet!!
Angelique says don't listen to this one, her dress sense is akin to that of a d*unk, burned out drag queen. Don't even start her on BJQ's hairdresser...she has a sideline as a sheep shearer
Rupert would rather stick his cock up a car exhaust that take one of her laughable blowjobs
Oh shut up! No one likes angelique anyway!! I would rather shit in my hands and clap then go with Rupert! What kinda name is Rupert anyway? Sounds like some poofy bear! omg mfao "
army officers are nucknamed ruperts,cause they are mostly stuck up pompous pricks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"othey are,but not where chickenshit arseholes are concerned
Put the mirror down, your reflection is making you angry! "
am no angry im perfectly calm,i'll let you have that one given that it was quite quick for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just realised who your other half is haha say hello to him from me!!
Lx
How bad are you Lou????? "
I know!!! To be fair tho, havent chatted to him in ages. Ive been in my cave trying to find my marbles n all that malarky
Lx |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I just realised who your other half is haha say hello to him from me!!
Lx
How bad are you Lou?????
I know!!! To be fair tho, havent chatted to him in ages. Ive been in my cave trying to find my marbles n all that malarky
Lx"
I haven't spoken to him in a while either, didn't even know about young Snow White lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him! "
I think he was banned completely from the forums a while ago lol I miss his banter!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him!
I think he was banned completely from the forums a while ago lol I miss his banter!
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yip, i got off lightly that weekend with a week on the nawty step.
Still protesting my innocence |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him!
I think he was banned completely from the forums a while ago lol I miss his banter!
yip, i got off lightly that weekend with a week on the nawty step.
Still protesting my innocence "
It happened while I was MIA so haven't a clue what happened really |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him!
I think he was banned completely from the forums a while ago lol I miss his banter!
yip, i got off lightly that weekend with a week on the nawty step.
Still protesting my innocence
It happened while I was MIA so haven't a clue what happened really"
I missed it too - he's an absolute nutter, but in a nice way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him!
I think he was banned completely from the forums a while ago lol I miss his banter!
yip, i got off lightly that weekend with a week on the nawty step.
Still protesting my innocence
It happened while I was MIA so haven't a clue what happened really"
you had to be there
obviously not supposed to talk about these things on the forum, but some of the messages from that weekend were funny.
and it all started with pp paraphrasing the title of a Roy Orbison tune. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him!
I think he was banned completely from the forums a while ago lol I miss his banter!
yip, i got off lightly that weekend with a week on the nawty step.
Still protesting my innocence
It happened while I was MIA so haven't a clue what happened really
you had to be there
obviously not supposed to talk about these things on the forum, but some of the messages from that weekend were funny.
and it all started with pp paraphrasing the title of a Roy Orbison tune."
I've heard this story when I briefly met PP at a camping social....funny as fuck! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh I've been scrolling and re-reading your warm, endearing messages of encouragement and compassion ....PMSL !!! You lot are a bunch of nutters and I love it. So glad to be here . Hope some of you lovelies will be meeting me n P on Saturday for birthday drinkipoos xxx |
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