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over a year ago
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! 
You aren't a real Australian  "
I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it!
You aren't a real Australian
I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! "
Naw, ye urr Nae!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it!
You aren't a real Australian
I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am!
Naw, ye urr Nae! "
And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller?
Geek |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it!
You aren't a real Australian
I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am!
Naw, ye urr Nae!
And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller?
Geek "
I know, I'm Claire! I can deal with that! I don't lie about where I'm from   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it!
You aren't a real Australian
I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am!
Naw, ye urr Nae!
And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller?
Geek
I know, I'm Claire! I can deal with that! I don't lie about where I'm from "
Maybe you should
Geek |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it!
You aren't a real Australian
I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am!
Naw, ye urr Nae!
And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller?
Geek
I know, I'm Claire! I can deal with that! I don't lie about where I'm from
Maybe you should
Geek "
Meeeeeh! Nothing wrong with traffic lights and round abouts! I'm really from Zimbabwean  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it!
You aren't a real Australian
I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am!
Naw, ye urr Nae!
And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller?
Geek "
How do you know she's not the real bjq? Depends who you ask,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it!
You aren't a real Australian
I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am!
Naw, ye urr Nae!
And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller?
Geek
How do you know she's not the real bjq? Depends who you ask, "
She missed my cock n ended up in my arsehole.... That's how I know..... Bottled it
Geek |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it!
You aren't a real Australian
I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am!
Naw, ye urr Nae!
And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller?
Geek
How do you know she's not the real bjq? Depends who you ask,
She missed my cock n ended up in my arsehole.... That's how I know..... Bottled it
Geek "
FYI.. Your cock was buried in a poor woman vagina!!!! she seemed to enjoy it! Who was I to stop you haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it!
You aren't a real Australian
I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am!
Naw, ye urr Nae!
And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller?
Geek
How do you know she's not the real bjq? Depends who you ask,
She missed my cock n ended up in my arsehole.... That's how I know..... Bottled it
Geek "
Not her fault she had to look for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it!
You aren't a real Australian
I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am!
Naw, ye urr Nae!
And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller?
Geek
How do you know she's not the real bjq? Depends who you ask,
She missed my cock n ended up in my arsehole.... That's how I know..... Bottled it
Geek
Not her fault she had to look for it "
Jealously jealously jealously lol
Geek |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about you just take yur face for a good old shite
Have to wait till your finished first. Mind wipe your mouth and no eating the bog roll"
Sorry, that was nasty  I do apologise |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, that was nasty I do apologise
No need to apologise...got to be able to take in what you dish out. Forum banter...that's all! "
 everyone should have this approach to the banter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it!
You aren't a real Australian
I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am!
Naw, ye urr Nae!
And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller?
Geek
How do you know she's not the real bjq? Depends who you ask,
She missed my cock n ended up in my arsehole.... That's how I know..... Bottled it
Geek "
Jeez too much information I was just a little sick in my mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahahah
Kudos to Ozzie for his awesome diplomatic skills and having the restraint of a saint (I can see you now imagining saints, associating them with nuns and then ending up with nuns and restraints)
Lxx 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All of use, get off my thread
Sorry is this a private party for you and Ozzie?
Nut, I don't like him! He smells of shite  "
I can tell you don't like him
the smell of shite is just his pet. It has no control over its bodily functions. It's not allowed to sleep in the bed anymore so the smell should fade |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"All of use, get off my thread
Sorry is this a private party for you and Ozzie?
Nut, I don't like him! He smells of shite
I can tell you don't like him
the smell of shite is just his pet. It has no control over its bodily functions. It's not allowed to sleep in the bed anymore so the smell should fade "
Huh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nut, I don't like him! He smells of shite
I can tell you don't like him
the smell of shite is just his pet. It has no control over its bodily functions. It's not allowed to sleep in the bed anymore so the smell should fade
Huh? "
You said he smells of shite I told you why |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Nut, I don't like him! He smells of shite
I can tell you don't like him
the smell of shite is just his pet. It has no control over its bodily functions. It's not allowed to sleep in the bed anymore so the smell should fade
Huh?
You said he smells of shite I told you why "
Awwww! I got confused |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Huh?
You said he smells of shite I told you why
Awwww! I got confused
I know you do sweetie just take your time
You have a Mr?
Yes I do"
Oh my god!
I think in heartbroken
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Huh?
You said he smells of shite I told you why
Awwww! I got confused
I know you do sweetie just take your time
You have a Mr?
Yes I do
Oh my god!
I think in heartbroken
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there is a lot off us heart broken by this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You have a Mr?
Yes I do
Oh my god!
I think in heartbroken
Why? "
Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too?
Take a guess who it is"
Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!!
I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too?
Take a guess who it is
Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!!
I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee "
look for couples profile with her sexy ass in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too?
Take a guess who it is
Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!!
I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee "
Go on. Who do you think? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too?
Take a guess who it is
Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!!
I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee look for couples profile with her sexy ass in it "
I wouldn't have a clue about couples profiles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too?
Take a guess who it is
Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!!
I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee
Go on. Who do you think? "
I don't even wanna say cause I'll either be saddened by it or mortified I really don't like this game! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too?
Take a guess who it is
Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!!
I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee look for couples profile with her sexy ass in it "
I can't believe you knew and didn't tell me!! no one tells me anything and I look like a twat!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too?
Take a guess who it is
Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!!
I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee
Go on. Who do you think?
I don't even wanna say cause I'll either be saddened by it or mortified I really don't like this game! "
Do you just look at the pictures? It says on my profile I'm married and our couples profile name
He doesn't use the forums. I keep him hidden away for my own sexual gratification |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too?
Take a guess who it is
Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!!
I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee
Go on. Who do you think?
I don't even wanna say cause I'll either be saddened by it or mortified I really don't like this game!
Do you just look at the pictures? It says on my profile I'm married and our couples profile name
He doesn't use the forums. I keep him hidden away for my own sexual gratification "
Jeez Louise that's defo changed my Saturday morning!! I didn't know!! I actually thought you meant Ozzie! I swear, I was gonna die! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too?
Take a guess who it is
Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!!
I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee
Go on. Who do you think?
I don't even wanna say cause I'll either be saddened by it or mortified I really don't like this game!
Do you just look at the pictures? It says on my profile I'm married and our couples profile name
He doesn't use the forums. I keep him hidden away for my own sexual gratification
Jeez Louise that's defo changed my Saturday morning!! I didn't know!! I actually thought you meant Ozzie! I swear, I was gonna die! "
are you really this thick or just kid on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Jeez Louise that's defo changed my Saturday morning!! I didn't know!! I actually thought you meant Ozzie! I swear, I was gonna die! "
I knew you must have been thinking that. Nope Ozzie isn't my husband |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Jeez Louise that's defo changed my Saturday morning!! I didn't know!! I actually thought you meant Ozzie! I swear, I was gonna die!
I knew you must have been thinking that. Nope Ozzie isn't my husband "
just your bitch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too?
Take a guess who it is
Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!!
I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee
Go on. Who do you think?
I don't even wanna say cause I'll either be saddened by it or mortified I really don't like this game!
Do you just look at the pictures? It says on my profile I'm married and our couples profile name
He doesn't use the forums. I keep him hidden away for my own sexual gratification
Jeez Louise that's defo changed my Saturday morning!! I didn't know!! I actually thought you meant Ozzie! I swear, I was gonna die! are you really this thick or just kid on "
Shut the fuck up before I poke you in the eyeballs!!! I was been serious! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too?
Take a guess who it is
Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!!
I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee
Go on. Who do you think?
I don't even wanna say cause I'll either be saddened by it or mortified I really don't like this game!
Do you just look at the pictures? It says on my profile I'm married and our couples profile name
He doesn't use the forums. I keep him hidden away for my own sexual gratification
Jeez Louise that's defo changed my Saturday morning!! I didn't know!! I actually thought you meant Ozzie! I swear, I was gonna die! are you really this thick or just kid on
Shut the fuck up before I poke you in the eyeballs!!! I was been serious! "
hate fuck you free Tuesday |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shut the fuck up before I poke you in the eyeballs!!! I was been serious!
hate fuck you free Tuesday
Are you purposely trying to confuse me? "
no trying to meet you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you purposely trying to confuse me? "
Nah if he wanted to do that....he'd throw you a pair of shoes with laces in them.....that would really fuck you up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hahahah
Kudos to Ozzie for his awesome diplomatic skills and having the restraint of a saint (I can see you now imagining saints, associating them with nuns and then ending up with nuns and restraints)
Lxx
This is spookily accurate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you purposely trying to confuse me?
Nah if he wanted to do that....he'd throw you a pair of shoes with laces in them.....that would really fuck you up "
You weesht aswell! |
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Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too?
Take a guess who it is"
Did someone "special" seriously think that I was married to this banjo playing hillbilly tart? My God that is sooooo funny......my guide dog is a bit fucked off though. He thinks he's very good at his job! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahahah
Kudos to Ozzie for his awesome diplomatic skills and having the restraint of a saint (I can see you now imagining saints, associating them with nuns and then ending up with nuns and restraints)
Lxx
This is spookily accurate "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahahah
Kudos to Ozzie for his awesome diplomatic skills and having the restraint of a saint (I can see you now imagining saints, associating them with nuns and then ending up with nuns and restraints)
Lxx
This is spookily accurate
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I have to go to confession now...will I ask if I can get the old confessional box for you to keep your toys and cape in? |
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