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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago
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The missus came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party . She put it on to show me .
Wow i said . That's the best killer whale outfit I've ever seen
. . . She said I'm a nun you twat.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The wife was looking in the mirror and said, I'm fat, old, everything's sagging. Pay me a compliment and make me feel better, I said your eye sights fucking perfect  |
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