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"I think it goes without saying that I have the best banter on the Scottish forum so I suppose what I'm asking is who would come second? "
you must live in the same dream world as me coming away with that kiwi  |
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over a year ago
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"I smell shite!!  You sniffing Angeliques knickers?
She says to tell you that "knickers are do 2013 darling oh and is that a zucchini you have down your tight whites....couldn't possibly be your penis""
The smell must be your breath then buddy 
Ask Angelique if she wants to sample my zucchini  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he "
BJQ isn't a he by the way.
And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he
BJQ isn't a he by the way.
And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best ) "
She stayed here a couple of nights ago and I can confirm that she is a he 
My erse is stinging  |
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"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he
BJQ isn't a he by the way.
And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best ) "
Ozzie's banter is like a schizophrenic on speed, one minute wanting to kill folk then next being there pal. That's no banter, that's borderline mass murderer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he
BJQ isn't a he by the way.
And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best ) She stayed here a couple of nights ago and I can confirm that she is a he
My erse is stinging "
oh ahhh she will boot yer baws lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She stayed here a couple of nights ago and I can confirm that she is a he
My erse is stinging
Good pegging was it  "
That wasn't a peg, it was like a sword fight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he
BJQ isn't a he by the way.
And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best ) Ozzie's banter is like a schizophrenic on speed, one minute wanting to kill folk then next being there pal. That's no banter, that's borderline mass murderer "
I have come clean about my personality disorder and neither myself, Rupert or Angelique have wanted to kill anyone in quite some time.Angleique however does want to make ratatouille with your zucchini |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She stayed here a couple of nights ago and I can confirm that she is a he
My erse is stinging
Good pegging was it That wasn't a peg, it was like a sword fight "
Well it couldn't have been much of a fight against your kiwi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She stayed here a couple of nights ago and I can confirm that she is a he
My erse is stinging
Good pegging was it That wasn't a peg, it was like a sword fight
Well it couldn't have been much of a fight against your kiwi"
She's hung like a Shetland pony and has a kick like a mule. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he
BJQ isn't a he by the way.
And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best ) Ozzie's banter is like a schizophrenic on speed, one minute wanting to kill folk then next being there pal. That's no banter, that's borderline mass murderer
I have come clean about my personality disorder and neither myself, Rupert or Angelique have wanted to kill anyone in quite some time.Angleique however does want to make ratatouille with your zucchini "
Is it to be shared between the four of us or just me and Angelique? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he
BJQ isn't a he by the way.
And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best ) Ozzie's banter is like a schizophrenic on speed, one minute wanting to kill folk then next being there pal. That's no banter, that's borderline mass murderer
I have come clean about my personality disorder and neither myself, Rupert or Angelique have wanted to kill anyone in quite some time.Angleique however does want to make ratatouille with your zucchini Is it to be shared between the four of us or just me and Angelique? "
She says you look like a serial sex offender with penis issues so she'd want Rupert and I there as chaperones...and to hold you down as she pegged you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he
BJQ isn't a he by the way.
And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best ) Ozzie's banter is like a schizophrenic on speed, one minute wanting to kill folk then next being there pal. That's no banter, that's borderline mass murderer
I have come clean about my personality disorder and neither myself, Rupert or Angelique have wanted to kill anyone in quite some time.Angleique however does want to make ratatouille with your zucchini Is it to be shared between the four of us or just me and Angelique?
She says you look like a serial sex offender with penis issues so she'd want Rupert and I there as chaperones...and to hold you down as she pegged you! "
I am a serial sex offender, they must be screaming for something, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miss her banter  Her banter is as bad as Ozzie's breath."
The Dentist assures me that once the gingivitis clears my breath will be minty fresh. Yours however will forever smell of semen...gotta try and break that boaby guzzling habit! |
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"Miss her banter Her banter is as bad as Ozzie's breath.
The Dentist assures me that once the gingivitis clears my breath will be minty fresh. Yours however will forever smell of semen...gotta try and break that boaby guzzling habit! "
There's banter and then there's taking g it too far. That's just pure homophobic and as a lover of cum I find myself highly offended. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."
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"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."
Stephen Fry"
Your banter is that pish that you need to quote Stephen Fry? I'm gonna hang up my phone and retire if this is my competition. I need a reason to stay at the top of my game. |
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"Your banter is that pish that you need to quote Stephen Fry? I'm gonna hang up my phone and retire if this is my competition. I need a reason to stay at the top of my game. "
I never need a reason to stay at the top of my game....that shit just happens! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohh rite,,, thats you in those boxers kiwi?
Very like you've slid them on over a boxer dogs erse and yer frontage is in fact his docked tail "
Angelique says "Don't mention his penis or cum....he has issues" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your banter is that pish that you need to quote Stephen Fry? I'm gonna hang up my phone and retire if this is my competition. I need a reason to stay at the top of my game.
I never need a reason to stay at the top of my game....that shit just happens!"
Sorry to be the bearer if bad news mate but it's not happened tonight. RIP Ozzie's banter |
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over a year ago
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"Ohh rite,,, thats you in those boxers kiwi?
Very like you've slid them on over a boxer dogs erse and yer frontage is in fact his docked tail
Angelique says "Don't mention his penis or cum....he has issues""
Aye the penis is aching from yesterday and the cum reserves are building back up, no issues apart from that |
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"Your banter is that pish that you need to quote Stephen Fry? I'm gonna hang up my phone and retire if this is my competition. I need a reason to stay at the top of my game.
I never need a reason to stay at the top of my game....that shit just happens!Sorry to be the bearer if bad news mate but it's not happened tonight. RIP Ozzie's banter "
That your top game, your shot at the title? An one ah two ah three ah 4 ah 5 ah 6 (he's not getting back up folks ) ah 7 (definitely not those eyes are gone) ah 8 ( oh someone stop it this is like. Fly having it's wings picked off) ah 9 aaaaand a 10 Cue Rocky music, cheering crowds, fireworks "and still the undefeated heavyweight slanging match champion, that schizophrenic, speed snorting mass murderer...HornyScotsOzzzzzzzzzzziiiiie" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Is Ozzie honestly trying to claim victory here? I've got numerous folk PMing me asking me to stop as you're a nice guy etc.
I'll let you claim a victory tho mate if it means that much to you, however my inbox confirms that I'm the 'people's champ' and I'm happy enough with that.  |
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over a year ago
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"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.
I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter "
Even BJQ knows that ain't true Fab Fem, sorry for upsetting your wee pet Ozzie |
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"Is Ozzie honestly trying to claim victory here? I've got numerous folk PMing me asking me to stop as you're a nice guy etc.
I'll let you claim a victory tho mate if it means that much to you, however my inbox confirms that I'm the 'people's champ' and I'm happy enough with that. "
Fill your boots chief and a full inbox from your other personalities doesn't count...I try that all the time when I feel lonely. |
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"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.
I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter
Where is BJQ?x"
She's been missing since meeting a serial sex offender in Edinburgh. Her whereabouts are currently 'unknown' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.
I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter
Where is BJQ?x"
She's been whispering in my ear |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The "special school" I attended didn't teach us how to count properly, we had to write with crayons and weren't allowed to have scissors either You counted fine though, it was just the spelling that let you down.
Are you colouring in with your crayons tonight? "
No....I ate them. The red ones taste like strawberries you know! |
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over a year ago
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"The "special school" I attended didn't teach us how to count properly, we had to write with crayons and weren't allowed to have scissors either You counted fine though, it was just the spelling that let you down.
Are you colouring in with your crayons tonight?
No....I ate them. The red ones taste like strawberries you know!"
Do any of them taste like shite? That might explain the smell |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.
I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter
Where is BJQ?xShe's been missing since meeting a serial sex offender in Edinburgh. Her whereabouts are currently 'unknown' "
So wot you done with her lol!?  |
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"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.
I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter
Where is BJQ?xShe's been missing since meeting a serial sex offender in Edinburgh. Her whereabouts are currently 'unknown'
So wot you done with her lol!? "
You're probably best to ask her |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.
I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter Even BJQ knows that ain't true Fab Fem, sorry for upsetting your wee pet Ozzie "
That's alright I will snuggle him into my bosom to make him feel better |
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Do women sit in the pub saying "ohh i've got this crackin joke for you"? Nope, almost never, you simply blether for scotland about anything and i mean a n y t h i n g,, lol |
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Ok LMN and BJQ. Answer this simple question? In the all male heavyweight championship bout between myself and the horny confused convict on this thread, who won? |
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"Ok LMN and BJQ. Answer this simple question? In the all male heavyweight championship bout between myself and the horny confused convict on this thread, who won? "
Me |
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"Ok LMN and BJQ. Answer this simple question? In the all male heavyweight championship bout between myself and the horny confused convict on this thread, who won? "
You already lost when you had to ask
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"Ok LMN and BJQ. Answer this simple question? In the all male heavyweight championship bout between myself and the horny confused convict on this thread, who won? "
Ozzie  |
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"Ok LMN and BJQ. Answer this simple question? In the all male heavyweight championship bout between myself and the horny confused convict on this thread, who won?
Ozzie
A woman of impeccable judgement "
Ooooft I'll take this as a compliment lol |
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"None of you would know banter if i walked up and slapped you in the face with it I am the King of banter
you another 1 dreaming?? "
wait till am ful back to health then i will show you all |
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"None of you would know banter if i walked up and slapped you in the face with it I am the King of banter
you another 1 dreaming?? wait till am ful back to health then i will show you all"
Aye aye .... Can't wait |
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