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over a year ago
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Along with the questions "Is there a God?" , "Which came 1st the chicken or the egg?", "why do the Israelis and Palestinians hate one another so?" and "What does a baby pigeon look like?" one of life's great mysteries for me is "Why so those clatty fookers from Edinburgh put salt and sauce on their scran from the chippy?". You may have the Castle, the zoo, the military tattoo, Rose Street and Greyfriars Kirk but seriously people when it comes to chippies you're absolute philistines......get a grip!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's the types of question that can start wars you know!!
(Salt, sauce & vinegar in this house, & the obligatory pickled onion)
Dx"
Us Weegies would win that war!!  |
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"Salt, vinegar, brown sauce if no chilli sauce
And if I'm able to pick the chippy too then it's the lucky star in Ayr.... Omg mouth watering!
Geek  "
Geek....that is just plain fucked up. You're from Glasgow for Christ sake that's tantamount to treason |
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"Salt, vinegar, brown sauce if no chilli sauce
And if I'm able to pick the chippy too then it's the lucky star in Ayr.... Omg mouth watering!
Geek "
Chilli sauce yum!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Salt, vinegar, brown sauce if no chilli sauce
And if I'm able to pick the chippy too then it's the lucky star in Ayr.... Omg mouth watering!
Geek
Geek....that is just plain fucked up. You're from Glasgow for Christ sake that's tantamount to treason"
Technically I was born in the midlands, grew up in Ayrshire, Glasgow & Greenock.... At the same time.... You think I get about now? Should've seen me in my childhood 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Salt and vinegar of course but if I'm on holiday it's got to be mayonnaise. Mmmm love it "
I officially disown you madam....you are no longer my "sister" |
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"Salt and vinegar of course but if I'm on holiday it's got to be mayonnaise. Mmmm love it
I officially disown you madam....you are no longer my "sister""
If you disown me I will show the world how much you love it up the...........  |
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"Chilli sauce and mayo too! Mmmmmmmm, why did you start this thread!!!!......Mr KK get your ass to the chippy!!!!!! "
Wait a minute. Salt, vinegar, chilli sauce and mayo? Here someone pass me the spew bucket would you? That's RANK!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Salt and vinegar of course but if I'm on holiday it's got to be mayonnaise. Mmmm love it
I officially disown you madam....you are no longer my "sister"
If you disown me I will show the world how much you love it up the........... "
Was supposed to be our unspoken secret you....back to the Romanian orphanage you go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chilli sauce and mayo too! Mmmmmmmm, why did you start this thread!!!!......Mr KK get your ass to the chippy!!!!!!
Wait a minute. Salt, vinegar, chilli sauce and mayo? Here someone pass me the spew bucket would you? That's RANK!!!!"
Oi! Don't knock it till you've tried it!! |
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Friet speciaal met uien.....chips with mayo, curry sauce (not the same as curry sauce over here, more a lightly spiced ketchup) and tiny diced onions......awesome!
Over here I'll have whatever sauce I can find in the cupboard.....but not vinegar....boak  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chilli sauce and mayo too! Mmmmmmmm, why did you start this thread!!!!......Mr KK get your ass to the chippy!!!!!!
Wait a minute. Salt, vinegar, chilli sauce and mayo? Here someone pass me the spew bucket would you? That's RANK!!!!
Oi! Don't knock it till you've tried it!! "
I'm with you on the mayo can't beat it....
But chips cheese and curry sauce has got to win it hands down.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chilli sauce and mayo too! Mmmmmmmm, why did you start this thread!!!!......Mr KK get your ass to the chippy!!!!!!
Wait a minute. Salt, vinegar, chilli sauce and mayo? Here someone pass me the spew bucket would you? That's RANK!!!!
Oi! Don't knock it till you've tried it!!
I'm with you on the mayo can't beat it....
But chips cheese and curry sauce has got to win it hands down...."
Ditch the cheese and maybe! Cheese is to be roasted on toast! Not for chips! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Salt and vinegar of course but if I'm on holiday it's got to be mayonnaise. Mmmm love it
I officially disown you madam....you are no longer my "sister"
If you disown me I will show the world how much you love it up the...........
Was supposed to be our unspoken secret you....back to the Romanian orphanage you go
Ok but first I would like to make an announcement
If everyone could listen up please. I have photographic evidence that Ozzie loves a good pegging "
We're listening! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Salt and vinegar of course but if I'm on holiday it's got to be mayonnaise. Mmmm love it
I officially disown you madam....you are no longer my "sister"
If you disown me I will show the world how much you love it up the...........
Was supposed to be our unspoken secret you....back to the Romanian orphanage you go
Ok but first I would like to make an announcement
If everyone could listen up please. I have photographic evidence that Ozzie loves a good pegging
We're listening! "
Dam I just deleted it!!
You don't need to listen you just need to look |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Salt n vinager for me n if im feeling eztra naughty some gravy lol x
Is there ever a time you're NOT feeling extra naughty wee yin?"
Lol not often although i could b naughtier n say salt n vinegar cheese n gravy sounds minging but its fecking yummy. After our next pub outing ykur tryig this instead of kebab xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's the types of question that can start wars you know!!
(Salt, sauce & vinegar in this house, & the obligatory pickled onion)
Dx
Us Weegies would win that war!! "
Mmm don't know about that
This is my favvy question to ask when I have had too much to drink on a night out, forget:
Race
Religion(including sectarianism)
Sexual orientation
Age
Creed or colour
Salt & sauce or salt & vinegar?
Is the only separating & deciding factor.
Chip pokes at the ready peeps, the salt & vinegar's are getting ready to charge!!
Dx.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Salt and vinegar of course but if I'm on holiday it's got to be mayonnaise. Mmmm love it
I officially disown you madam....you are no longer my "sister"
If you disown me I will show the world how much you love it up the...........
Was supposed to be our unspoken secret you....back to the Romanian orphanage you go
Ok but first I would like to make an announcement
If everyone could listen up please. I have photographic evidence that Ozzie loves a good pegging
We're listening!
Dam I just deleted it!!
You don't need to listen you just need to look "
Lmao! I'm on it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Salt and vinegar of course but if I'm on holiday it's got to be mayonnaise. Mmmm love it
I officially disown you madam....you are no longer my "sister"
If you disown me I will show the world how much you love it up the...........
Was supposed to be our unspoken secret you....back to the Romanian orphanage you go
Ok but first I would like to make an announcement
If everyone could listen up please. I have photographic evidence that Ozzie loves a good pegging
We're listening!
Dam I just deleted it!!
You don't need to listen you just need to look "
Pegging with chips now that is different. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Salt n vinager for me n if im feeling eztra naughty some gravy lol x
Is there ever a time you're NOT feeling extra naughty wee yin?
Lol not often although i could b naughtier n say salt n vinegar cheese n gravy sounds minging but its fecking yummy. After our next pub outing ykur tryig this instead of kebab xx"
I don't eat kebabs anymore....got tired of fighting seagulls to the death to finish one in peace! I'll just have a salad....need to watch as my ass is getting huge from all the pegging Fabfem says I take.....just because she's into golden showers and I have evidence she thinks she can blackmail me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Pegging with chips now that is different.
Bet he's done that  "
Back to the Romanian orphanage and we're taking the calipers from you....windowlicker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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depends where your from, i worked in a chippy while at school and it was salt n sauce there was enough vinegar in sauce you didn't need extra mind that was 30yrs ago times change xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pegging with chips now that is different.
Bet he's done that
Pmsl! Pegging whilst eating chips with salt vinegar chilli sauce and mayo!"
Now this could be painful if the chilli sauce gets mixed up with lube  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pegging with chips now that is different.
Bet he's done that
Pmsl! Pegging whilst eating chips with salt vinegar chilli sauce and mayo!
Now this could be painful if the chilli sauce gets mixed up with lube "
Ouch now that would be ring sting.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Pegging with chips now that is different.
Bet he's done that
Pmsl! Pegging whilst eating chips with salt vinegar chilli sauce and mayo!
Now this could be painful if the chilli sauce gets mixed up with lube "
First people are having me pegged, now I'm having my sphincter assaulted with Chilli sauce! Am I really that much of a c@nt?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pegging with chips now that is different.
Bet he's done that
Pmsl! Pegging whilst eating chips with salt vinegar chilli sauce and mayo!
Now this could be painful if the chilli sauce gets mixed up with lube
First people are having me pegged, now I'm having my sphincter assaulted with Chilli sauce! Am I really that much of a c@nt?? "
Yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Pegging with chips now that is different.
Bet he's done that
Pmsl! Pegging whilst eating chips with salt vinegar chilli sauce and mayo!
Now this could be painful if the chilli sauce gets mixed up with lube
First people are having me pegged, now I'm having my sphincter assaulted with Chilli sauce! Am I really that much of a c@nt?? "
I'm sure some mayo would ease the burn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Pegging with chips now that is different.
Bet he's done that
Pmsl! Pegging whilst eating chips with salt vinegar chilli sauce and mayo!
Now this could be painful if the chilli sauce gets mixed up with lube
First people are having me pegged, now I'm having my sphincter assaulted with Chilli sauce! Am I really that much of a c@nt??
I'm sure some mayo would ease the burn! "
Don't think anything would ease that burn.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Pegging with chips now that is different.
Bet he's done that
Pmsl! Pegging whilst eating chips with salt vinegar chilli sauce and mayo!
Now this could be painful if the chilli sauce gets mixed up with lube
First people are having me pegged, now I'm having my sphincter assaulted with Chilli sauce! Am I really that much of a c@nt??
I'm sure some mayo would ease the burn!
Don't think anything would ease that burn...."
Shelley.....help a mate out I'm surrounded by pegging fiends!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Pegging with chips now that is different.
Bet he's done that
Pmsl! Pegging whilst eating chips with salt vinegar chilli sauce and mayo!
Now this could be painful if the chilli sauce gets mixed up with lube
First people are having me pegged, now I'm having my sphincter assaulted with Chilli sauce! Am I really that much of a c@nt??
I'm sure some mayo would ease the burn!
Don't think anything would ease that burn....
Shelley.....help a mate out I'm surrounded by pegging fiends!! "
Hahaha! She's as delightful as me, so good luck! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Salt, vinegar, brown sauce if no chilli sauce
And if I'm able to pick the chippy too then it's the lucky star in Ayr.... Omg mouth watering!
Geek "
Its okaayyy nothing special |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Along with the questions "Is there a God?" , "Which came 1st the chicken or the egg?", "why do the Israelis and Palestinians hate one another so?" and "What does a baby pigeon look like?" one of life's great mysteries for me is "Why so those clatty fookers from Edinburgh put salt and sauce on their scran from the chippy?". You may have the Castle, the zoo, the military tattoo, Rose Street and Greyfriars Kirk but seriously people when it comes to chippies you're absolute philistines......get a grip!! "
My first day in aberdeen and me and my mate had the same conversation.....he said 14 yrs ago when he first came to Edinburgh he was looked at stupid when asking for vinegar!
We were a little worried earlier but soon realised there's vinegar in aberdeen! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Pegging with chips now that is different.
Bet he's done that
Pmsl! Pegging whilst eating chips with salt vinegar chilli sauce and mayo!
Now this could be painful if the chilli sauce gets mixed up with lube
First people are having me pegged, now I'm having my sphincter assaulted with Chilli sauce! Am I really that much of a c@nt??
I'm sure some mayo would ease the burn!
Don't think anything would ease that burn....
Shelley.....help a mate out I'm surrounded by pegging fiends!! "
wasn't me this time lol
But I have to give my preference to be chips with salt and gravy with a buttered roll and a pickle . Chips cheese and curry sauce is pretty good I have to admit . And I love tomato sauce with mayo with chips also but not chippy ones .
Kebab chips n pakora sauce is mmm mmm mmm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"wasn't me this time lol
But I have to give my preference to be chips with salt and gravy with a buttered roll and a pickle . Chips cheese and curry sauce is pretty good I have to admit . And I love tomato sauce with mayo with chips also but not chippy ones .
Kebab chips n pakora sauce is mmm mmm mmm "
I'm never begging you for a winch again if you eat that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We'll I really can't be arsed reading through this whole thread.... I just popped in to tell my EX bestie that he can get to fook with his salt and vinegar nonsense  "
A wee bitty biased perhaps lol x
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"We'll I really can't be arsed reading through this whole thread.... I just popped in to tell my EX bestie that he can get to fook with his salt and vinegar nonsense
A wee bitty biased perhaps lol x
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And who asked for your opinion
Of course I'm biased |
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"Salt n Sauce for me unless I'm in Anstruther. .then I have tartare sauce and lemon . Well worth the 90 min drive  "
Wtf tartare sauce and lemon. Well posh lol |
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I asked for salt n sauce first time I went to a chippy when I lived in Glasgow for a bit.. The look I got off them.. Haha! You westerners are weirdos like, salt and sauce for the win! |
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"Salt n Sauce for me unless I'm in Anstruther. .then I have tartare sauce and lemon . Well worth the 90 min drive "
there used to be a guy worked in that chippy who looks like Mr Burns from the Simpsons, i got fair freaked out by that.
true story.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just brown sauce! I do like vinegar but only now and again tho.
I just bought a bottle of chippy sauce the other week as well haha nom!
Lx"
Chippy sauce has loads of vinegar in it...  |
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"Salt n Sauce for me unless I'm in Anstruther. .then I have tartare sauce and lemon . Well worth the 90 min drive "
Didn't think it was as good as it once was last vist. No longer the best for me  |
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"Salt n Sauce for me unless I'm in Anstruther. .then I have tartare sauce and lemon . Well worth the 90 min drive
there used to be a guy worked in that chippy who looks like Mr Burns from the Simpsons, i got fair freaked out by that.
true story.
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I've told you before Bino...ma sister's no bonnie but she makes great chips!!! |
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"Salt n Sauce for me unless I'm in Anstruther. .then I have tartare sauce and lemon . Well worth the 90 min drive
there used to be a guy worked in that chippy who looks like Mr Burns from the Simpsons, i got fair freaked out by that.
true story.
I've told you before Bino...ma sister's no bonnie but she makes great chips!!! "
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"Haha I know it has vinegar in it  thats what make it so yum! But vinegar on its own on chips, I only have that now and again
Lx"
Aw ok I'm with you now lol. I do apologise for immediately assuming lol x |
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