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over a year ago
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"My suggestion is stop trying to come up with plans, do what they tell you and rest, then you might actually be alright??  "
Wise words for one so young  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My suggestion is stop trying to come up with plans, do what they tell you and rest, then you might actually be alright?? "
You tell him he maybe listen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:
1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.
2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.
3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.
they all work in the movies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:
1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.
2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.
3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.
they all work in the movies "
best answer yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:
1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.
2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.
3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.
they all work in the movies best answer yet "
Just behave yourself & get better soon. Unwell = no sex!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tell you what if that fuck wit 3 beds down starts shouting again I will be escaping to the nick  "
ffs I got dejavue there, my daughter sed exactly the same thing a few weeks back when she was incarcerated  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I tell you what if that fuck wit 3 beds down starts shouting again I will be escaping to the nick
ffs I got dejavue there, my daughter sed exactly the same thing a few weeks back when she was incarcerated "
great minds mrs b |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:
1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.
2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.
3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.
they all work in the movies "
it was doing number 3 that probably wound him up in hospital in the first place |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:
1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.
2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.
3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.
they all work in the movies it was doing number 3 that probably wound him up in hospital in the first place "
ssshhhh that was between us ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tell you what if that fuck wit 3 beds down starts shouting again I will be escaping to the nick
ffs I got dejavue there, my daughter sed exactly the same thing a few weeks back when she was incarcerated great minds mrs b "
what makes it really bad tho, is that she's a nurse!!! (a patient at the time ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:
1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.
2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.
3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.
they all work in the movies it was doing number 3 that probably wound him up in hospital in the first place ssshhhh that was between us ffs "
To late had to tell him you had my uniform because he wanted to borrow it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I tell you what if that fuck wit 3 beds down starts shouting again I will be escaping to the nick
ffs I got dejavue there, my daughter sed exactly the same thing a few weeks back when she was incarcerated great minds mrs b
what makes it really bad tho, is that she's a nurse!!! (a patient at the time )"
honestly the guy is so rude to the nurses and just shouts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:
1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.
2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.
3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.
they all work in the movies it was doing number 3 that probably wound him up in hospital in the first place ssshhhh that was between us ffs
To late had to tell him you had my uniform because he wanted to borrow it "
did you tell him he can have it if he gets me out this straight jacket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have what your not allowed to eat would be a shame to waste it  my wee girl brought me wine gums too
Aww thats lovely "
she even sang soft kitty to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have what your not allowed to eat would be a shame to waste it my wee girl brought me wine gums too
Aww thats lovely
she even sang soft kitty to me "
You will be missing each other like mad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have what your not allowed to eat would be a shame to waste it my wee girl brought me wine gums too
Aww thats lovely
she even sang soft kitty to me
You will be missing each other like mad "
she misses watching big bang with me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any closer to escaping yet boy?
Xx "
nope they still cant understand how when the take me of a drip all my levels fall even though i am eating and drinking so they have stopped me eating  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I ran out of internet usage 
you still incarcerated?"
Yes and getting bored now on the up side i complained about mr shouty and been moved to a wee room of my own |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm that sounds ominous. Hope they dont take too long figuring out whats wrong and can help soon!
Always good when you get a wee room for yourself lol makes it more bearable.
I spent three weeks in one, wasnt allowed to leave it for three days straight at one point tho
Lx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ran out of internet usage
you still incarcerated?
Yes and getting bored now on the up side i complained about mr shouty and been moved to a wee room of my own "
You sure you should have published that in your weakened condition with your harem reading it and full of lust |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well going to get a camera shoved down my throat later so hopefully it shows something "
Are they trying to get inside batman to see how you work. Don't let them find out your secrets |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"well going to get a camera shoved down my throat later so hopefully it shows something
Are they trying to get inside batman to see how you work. Don't let them find out your secrets "
i think they are evil i am digging a tunnel as we speak alfrid is sending the bat mobile to collect me am out of here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well going to get a camera shoved down my throat later so hopefully it shows something "
I've lost a lipstick and a set of keys. Will you get them to have a look down there for them??? Good luck darling....granny sends hugs and kisses xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well going to get a camera shoved down my throat later so hopefully it shows something
I've lost a lipstick and a set of keys. Will you get them to have a look down there for them??? Good luck darling....granny sends hugs and kisses xx "
Get down there and clasp him to that ample bosom woman, make him feel a lot better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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offt, I should read whole posts before replying.. I should read whole posts before replying, I should read whole posts before replying....... great news! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good luck. Hospitals seriously freak me out. Last time I just told them I was leaving and went. 12 hours was bad enough for me. However you do need to be sensible. |
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