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By *976scott OP   Man  over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Took the wife to the doctors the other day to sort out her Tourettes. Turns out she doesn't have it.

I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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By *976scott OP   Man  over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

The new Doctor Who is Glaswegian.

The first episode will see him in his hometown, fighting hordes of Cidermen.

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By *ustcutieWoman  over a year ago

edinburgh

Doing good this morning guys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Took the wife to the doctors the other day to sort out her Tourettes. Turns out she doesn't have it.

I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off...

"

pmsfl......

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By *ictokMan  over a year ago

glasgow

2 cows in a field, which 1s going on holiday?? The 1 with the wee calf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hear the one about the magic tractor?

Drove down the road and turned into a field.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing.

He has lost his case

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