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"ohh thats the one thing you dont say to a woman".
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You went to the beauticians . Which one we'll sue em!
The chocolate bar in the fridge?? Oh I ate that one .Didn't really enjoy it either ...
what you waiting for ..This cock won't suck itself you know ..
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over a year ago
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I binned all the snack food and Ice cream and snack food because you said the diet starts tomorrow.
I cancelled the sky subscription because you said there's fuck all on. Now we havemoe time for sex.
No blowjob, no shoes!  |
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"I binned all the snack food and Ice cream and snack food because you said the diet starts tomorrow.
I cancelled the sky subscription because you said there's fuck all on. Now we havemoe time for sex.
No blowjob, no shoes! "
 this really made me chuckle  |
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over a year ago
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"Woman walks out the bathroom after being in for ages getting herself ready!
" darling does my bum look big in this "
Husband replies
" well darling in fairness it is a small bathroom"!!!! "
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Ooh haagen daas.....I can work off the calories in That whole tub in two hours on the bike. How you gonna shift it?
Of course you can't have diamonds, I'm supposed to be your best friend 
Yes dear, you look lovely in my shirt. I should buy all your clothes!
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This ones true
A friend of mine actually said to his mother in law
Thank god that's over and done with, I can't go through that again - No big deal you say
Thing was they were standing outside the birthing suite in Rutherglen Maternity about 5 minutes after his wife had just given birth !!!!!
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""Ugh, yes, Sarah that feels amazing!!!!"
"Erm...my names Claire"
Just for the record that's never happened to me thank god!! Aye ok pal  "
Well.. Apart from when you called me a different name |
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""Ugh, yes, Sarah that feels amazing!!!!"
"Erm...my names Claire"
Just for the record that's never happened to me thank god!! Aye ok pal
Well.. Apart from when you called me a different name "
It was Dave eh? |
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""Ugh, yes, Sarah that feels amazing!!!!"
"Erm...my names Claire"
Just for the record that's never happened to me thank god!! Aye ok pal
Well.. Apart from when you called me a different name It was Dave eh? "
And creep  |
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""Ugh, yes, Sarah that feels amazing!!!!"
"Erm...my names Claire"
Just for the record that's never happened to me thank god!! Aye ok pal
Well.. Apart from when you called me a different name It was Dave eh?
And creep "
Can't beat a bit of old fashioned romance |
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""Ugh, yes, Sarah that feels amazing!!!!"
"Erm...my names Claire"
Just for the record that's never happened to me thank god!! Aye ok pal
Well.. Apart from when you called me a different name It was Dave eh?
And creep Can't beat a bit of old fashioned romance "
Yeah, cause calling me creepy Dave really gets me going  |
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""Ugh, yes, Sarah that feels amazing!!!!"
"Erm...my names Claire"
Just for the record that's never happened to me thank god!! Aye ok pal
Well.. Apart from when you called me a different name It was Dave eh?
And creep Can't beat a bit of old fashioned romance
Yeah, cause calling me creepy Dave really gets me going "
Well something worked haha Was it not a 5-2 victory for the away team? |
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""Ugh, yes, Sarah that feels amazing!!!!"
"Erm...my names Claire"
Just for the record that's never happened to me thank god!! Aye ok pal
Well.. Apart from when you called me a different name It was Dave eh?
And creep Can't beat a bit of old fashioned romance
Yeah, cause calling me creepy Dave really gets me going Well something worked haha Was it not a 5-2 victory for the away team? "
I do believe it was old chap |
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""Ugh, yes, Sarah that feels amazing!!!!"
"Erm...my names Claire"
Just for the record that's never happened to me thank god!! Aye ok pal
Well.. Apart from when you called me a different name It was Dave eh?
And creep Can't beat a bit of old fashioned romance
Yeah, cause calling me creepy Dave really gets me going Well something worked haha Was it not a 5-2 victory for the away team?
I do believe it was old chap "
it was a strange game, 3-1 down and thought I was getting back in the game before you hit me with a quick fire double. I then got a last minute consolation. |
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""Ugh, yes, Sarah that feels amazing!!!!"
"Erm...my names Claire"
Just for the record that's never happened to me thank god!! Aye ok pal
Well.. Apart from when you called me a different name It was Dave eh?
And creep Can't beat a bit of old fashioned romance
Yeah, cause calling me creepy Dave really gets me going Well something worked haha Was it not a 5-2 victory for the away team?
I do believe it was old chap it was a strange game, 3-1 down and thought I was getting back in the game before you hit me with a quick fire double. I then got a last minute consolation. "
I'm totally fucking lost |
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""Ugh, yes, Sarah that feels amazing!!!!"
"Erm...my names Claire"
Just for the record that's never happened to me thank god!! Aye ok pal
Well.. Apart from when you called me a different name It was Dave eh?
And creep Can't beat a bit of old fashioned romance
Yeah, cause calling me creepy Dave really gets me going Well something worked haha Was it not a 5-2 victory for the away team?
I do believe it was old chap it was a strange game, 3-1 down and thought I was getting back in the game before you hit me with a quick fire double. I then got a last minute consolation.
I'm totally fucking lost "
Why does that no surprise me  |
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""Ugh, yes, Sarah that feels amazing!!!!"
"Erm...my names Claire"
Just for the record that's never happened to me thank god!! Aye ok pal
Well.. Apart from when you called me a different name It was Dave eh?
And creep Can't beat a bit of old fashioned romance
Yeah, cause calling me creepy Dave really gets me going Well something worked haha Was it not a 5-2 victory for the away team?
I do believe it was old chap it was a strange game, 3-1 down and thought I was getting back in the game before you hit me with a quick fire double. I then got a last minute consolation.
I'm totally fucking lost Why does that no surprise me "
Cause it's happened once or twice before |
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"well what do YOU want to do today", never understood why that gets women reacting in various levels of annoyance, from a simple tut n sigh or can escalate to a mini ww3 in the house, lol,,  |
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