 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Another pair of boxer shorts to take some pics of him in and a bag of mixed pakora .. no mushrooms though  "
I'd put a 20 pound bet on something to try and win us a trip to Hawaii, if it loses I'll fondle you round the back of Argos instead |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Another pair of boxer shorts to take some pics of him in and a bag of mixed pakora .. no mushrooms though
I'd put a 20 pound bet on something to try and win us a trip to Hawaii, if it loses I'll fondle you round the back of Argos instead argos  haha I'm picking what car parks I fondle in id give ye £20 fr yer petrol fr yer fancy car...lol and tell ye uve pulled "
Buy her a bunch of flowers gotta look after my mumma! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol
A train ticket to Inverness. haha  "
What's in Inverness?
I would get you a new turtle |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol
A train ticket to Inverness. haha
What's in Inverness?
I would get you a new turtle "
Ehhhh me obviously.
I would return the turtle and give it your £20 because turtles deserve it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol
A train ticket to Inverness. haha
What's in Inverness?
I would get you a new turtle
Ehhhh me obviously.
I would return the turtle and give it your £20 because turtles deserve it."
Aw aye haha! Why did I think you were in Glasgow or something I should maybe start looking at where people are from haha! 
Well geez the turtle and the £20 you ungrateful jobbie  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol
A train ticket to Inverness. haha
What's in Inverness?
I would get you a new turtle
Ehhhh me obviously.
I would return the turtle and give it your £20 because turtles deserve it.
Aw aye haha! Why did I think you were in Glasgow or something I should maybe start looking at where people are from haha!
Well geez the turtle and the £20 you ungrateful jobbie "
Woah woah woah! The £20 is for the turtle for the hassle you've caused him. You are getting nout! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol
A train ticket to Inverness. haha
What's in Inverness?
I would get you a new turtle
Ehhhh me obviously.
I would return the turtle and give it your £20 because turtles deserve it.
Aw aye haha! Why did I think you were in Glasgow or something I should maybe start looking at where people are from haha!
Well geez the turtle and the £20 you ungrateful jobbie
Woah woah woah! The £20 is for the turtle for the hassle you've caused him. You are getting nout! "
I was gonna give him a new home!!! Saying that I don't think you would provide that in your big bell tower |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol
A train ticket to Inverness. haha
What's in Inverness?
I would get you a new turtle
Ehhhh me obviously.
I would return the turtle and give it your £20 because turtles deserve it.
Aw aye haha! Why did I think you were in Glasgow or something I should maybe start looking at where people are from haha!
Well geez the turtle and the £20 you ungrateful jobbie
Woah woah woah! The £20 is for the turtle for the hassle you've caused him. You are getting nout!
I was gonna give him a new home!!! Saying that I don't think you would provide that in your big bell tower "
Yes my bell tower is big, but the bell unfortunately doesn't follow suit. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Another pair of boxer shorts to take some pics of him in and a bag of mixed pakora .. no mushrooms though
I'd put a 20 pound bet on something to try and win us a trip to Hawaii, if it loses I'll fondle you round the back of Argos instead argos haha I'm picking what car parks I fondle in id give ye £20 fr yer petrol fr yer fancy car...lol and tell ye uve pulled
Buy her a bunch of flowers gotta look after my mumma! awww yer just a wee sweety  "
I try |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Buy you cocktails
My previous post of baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream but maybe a few bottles and pkts thus time xx"
Find as much baby oil as it will buy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Get a carryout and a notepad and give the new student girls marks out of ten as they pass by a busy, yet comfortable spot "
Drink in Hard Rock Cafe and see a live band in there. Then share chips n cheese. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Then head out to a proper gig and mosh the hell out then head to classic grand on a JD fest! And Perce the barmaids
"
Take him for a drink and we can both perv at the barmaid |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Buy her a beef curry, chips, chow mein and a bottle of 7up then take her back to the flat and fuck her
who did you fuck? Certainly wasn't me  I didn't say I did, I said I would  "
Aye..... That's what I thought! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
