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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous    
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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous
Seriously?
Yes!"
I can vouch for this. Angelique... is my wife |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous
Seriously?
Yes!"
Do the other 2 ever come out and play? |
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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous
Seriously?
Yes!
I can vouch for this. Angelique... is my wife"
I'm confused  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wank wi the right hand tho... 
See I can't do that! I use my right hand it goes all wonky haha! Really can't do anything with my right "
lol depends who ur wankin maybe |
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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous
Seriously?
Yes!
Do the other 2 ever come out and play? "
Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues |
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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous
Seriously?
Yes!
Do the other 2 ever come out and play?
Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues"
I like them already! |
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"Do the other 2 ever come out and play?
Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues
I like them already! "
Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues) |
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"Do the other 2 ever come out and play?
Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues
I like them already!
Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues)"
Well she can suck my dick!! this calls for a contest!  |
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"Do the other 2 ever come out and play?
Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues
I like them already!
Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues)
Well she can suck my dick!! this calls for a contest! "
She asked did Stevie Wonder dress you before you went to CJ's a week past Saturday.....those shoes and that dress never went! (She's so fucking rude) |
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"Do the other 2 ever come out and play?
Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues
I like them already!
Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues)
Well she can suck my dick!! this calls for a contest! "
Isn't that your specific area of expertise?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wank wi the right hand tho...
Need a spare?! wank or hand ??
Both! ah know plenty o wanks...as for hand- im tidyin up....feel free
Tidying up what?"
spare room :-/ |
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"Do the other 2 ever come out and play?
Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues
I like them already!
Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues)
Well she can suck my dick!! this calls for a contest!
She asked did Stevie Wonder dress you before you went to CJ's a week past Saturday.....those shoes and that dress never went! (She's so fucking rude) "
 bitch wants to get personal!!! They did go FYI! |
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" bitch wants to get personal!!! They did go FYI! "
Rupert says your outfit was lovely but Angelique is telling him to shut his pie hole and that he's a pussy whipped little bitch. She also said did you get your hair cut with a knife and fork? ( Fuck I'd scratch her eyes out for that one) |
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" bitch wants to get personal!!! They did go FYI!
Rupert says your outfit was lovely but Angelique is telling him to shut his pie hole and that he's a pussy whipped little bitch. She also said did you get your hair cut with a knife and fork? ( Fuck I'd scratch her eyes out for that one) "
Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree |
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Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree "
Don't goad. You'll regret it |
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Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree
Don't goad. You'll regret it"
I can't help it  |
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Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree
Don't goad. You'll regret it
I can't help it "
Your my mini me. I'm a libra too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" bitch wants to get personal!!! They did go FYI!
Rupert says your outfit was lovely but Angelique is telling him to shut his pie hole and that he's a pussy whipped little bitch. She also said did you get your hair cut with a knife and fork? ( Fuck I'd scratch her eyes out for that one)
Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree "
She says you couldn't Domme her in your dreams why are you tying her to a tree? Is it so she doesn't whoop your ass in the blowjob showdown? According to her you couldn't suck a polo mint never mind a cock! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" bitch wants to get personal!!! They did go FYI!
Rupert says your outfit was lovely but Angelique is telling him to shut his pie hole and that he's a pussy whipped little bitch. She also said did you get your hair cut with a knife and fork? ( Fuck I'd scratch her eyes out for that one)
Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree
She says you couldn't Domme her in your dreams why are you tying her to a tree? Is it so she doesn't whoop your ass in the blowjob showdown? According to her you couldn't suck a polo mint never mind a cock! "
Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf i like her banter.. Where she get it? Nooooo! I would never tie her to a tree to domme her! I'm not emotionally disturbed to "domme" anyone |
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Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree
Don't goad. You'll regret it
I can't help it
Your my mini me. I'm a libra too "
Bad bitches  nobody likes us, everybody hates us! |
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"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf i like her banter.. Where does she get it
Rupert writes it for her....with his left hand "
I do like rupert! Known my luck he will probs be some bald Middle Ages man from Glasgow |
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"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf i like her banter.. Where does she get it
Rupert writes it for her....with his left hand
I do like rupert! Known my luck he will probs be some bald Middle Ages man from Glasgow "
here you, whats wrong wi bald middle aged weegies
im a righty btw |
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"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf i like her banter.. Where does she get it
Rupert writes it for her....with his left hand
I do like rupert! Known my luck he will probs be some bald Middle Ages man from Glasgow
here you, whats wrong wi bald middle aged weegies
im a righty btw "
What's rite with them!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Depends what I'm doing  Mostly right though, but there's some random things that I obviously learnt with my left and can't work it out the other way. I think that explains why I can't shuffle cards haha |
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"Depends what I'm doing Mostly right though, but there's some random things that I obviously learnt with my left and can't work it out the other way. I think that explains why I can't shuffle cards haha"
Neither can I and when I'm playing cards.. I spread them back to front so the numbers are at the bottom! I use my fork and knife back to from aswell haha! |
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I've seen someone with the knife and fork before! I couldn't work out what was different and caught myself just staring haha I don't even know why I can't shuffle them, I've played with them enough. We've all little quirks like that though and gaps in knowledge haha |
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"I've seen someone with the knife and fork before! I couldn't work out what was different and caught myself just staring haha I don't even know why I can't shuffle them, I've played with them enough. We've all little quirks like that though and gaps in knowledge haha"
You've seen someone with a knife and fork before? What do you use in Dundee? A spork? |
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Almost exclusively :P Haha you know what I mean! Using them the wrong way round. On a related note, has anyone actually used a spork? Damn near impossible! |
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"Almost exclusively :P Haha you know what I mean! Using them the wrong way round. On a related note, has anyone actually used a spork? Damn near impossible!"
I actually have  it wasn't one of they plastic ones either! This was metal and actually bought from a shop! They are stupid and whoever invented them needs a spoke in the eye! |
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"Almost exclusively :P Haha you know what I mean! Using them the wrong way round. On a related note, has anyone actually used a spork? Damn near impossible!
I actually have it wasn't one of they plastic ones either! This was metal and actually bought from a shop! They are stupid and whoever invented them needs a spoke in the eye! "
Spork** |
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"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf i like her banter.. Where does she get it
Rupert writes it for her....with his left hand
I do like rupert! Known my luck he will probs be some bald Middle Ages man from Glasgow
here you, whats wrong wi bald middle aged weegies
im a righty btw
What's rite with them!? "
well clearly their wanking hand 
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