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over a year ago
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"I didn't get this one 
Because it's a big size you're not meant to want to see her through it , i'm a bbw tv i like see throuh thing just ote brave enough to show pics of it .  "
Awwwww okay! He's had better jokes haha |
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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago
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"I didn't get this one
Because it's a big size you're not meant to want to see her through it , i'm a bbw tv i like see throuh thing just ote brave enough to show pics of it .
Awwwww okay! He's had better jokes haha "
Didn't mean to offend anyone! It is a joke afterall  |
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"I didn't get this one
Because it's a big size you're not meant to want to see her through it , i'm a bbw tv i like see throuh thing just ote brave enough to show pics of it .
Awwwww okay! He's had better jokes haha
Didn't mean to offend anyone! It is a joke afterall "
Not offended. Just saying I like your other jokes lol  |
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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago
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"I didn't get this one
Because it's a big size you're not meant to want to see her through it , i'm a bbw tv i like see throuh thing just ote brave enough to show pics of it .
Awwwww okay! He's had better jokes haha
Didn't mean to offend anyone! It is a joke afterall
Not offended. Just saying I like your other jokes lol "
Thanks will need to find some better ones for tomorrow then! Some are too offensive even for a sex site  |
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My neighbour said to me today:
"Dave, how come you have so many cars?"
"Well," I said "The wife and I have been doing a bit of swinging recently"
"Oh right" he said sheepishly "Do a lot of them stay over then?"
"No" I said "It's just that every time she pulls a set of keys out the hat, the owner fucks off"
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A police officer on traffic duty flags down a car.
“Sir, you appear to have 12 penguins in the back of your car.”
“That’s right, officer, I do.”
“Well that’s ridiculous – take them to the zoo straight away.”
“OK officer.”
And the car drives off.
Next day, the same policeman in the same spot sees the same car drive past – with the penguins in the back. He flags him down again.
“I thought I told you to take them to the zoo…”
“Yes, officer, and it was great – today I’m taking them to the cinema.” |
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"A police officer on traffic duty flags down a car.
“Sir, you appear to have 12 penguins in the back of your car.”
“That’s right, officer, I do.”
“Well that’s ridiculous – take them to the zoo straight away.”
“OK officer.”
And the car drives off.
Next day, the same policeman in the same spot sees the same car drive past – with the penguins in the back. He flags him down again.
“I thought I told you to take them to the zoo…”
“Yes, officer, and it was great – today I’m taking them to the cinema.”"
Hahahahaha!!! |
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