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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just a fun idea, ask anything about something you dont know the answer to on here instead of searching the answer on tinternet.
Lovely chance for folks to share their knowledge of stuff, might even find yo have stuff in common,,  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"What is the length of a Sky remote.
4 inches "
If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying 
I will measure my remote and let you know in a few mins.......now where's that tape measure.......... |
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"What is the length of a Sky remote.
4 inches
If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying
I will measure my remote and let you know in a few mins.......now where's that tape measure.......... "
it's in your trousers pmsl |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"What is the length of a Sky remote.
4 inches
If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying
I will measure my remote and let you know in a few mins.......now where's that tape measure.......... it's in your trousers pmsl "
Not got cms on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the length of a Sky remote.
4 inches
If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying
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You mean to tell me I have been lied to all these years!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the length of a Sky remote.
4 inches
If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying
You mean to tell me I have been lied to all these years!! "
So scared to ask about horses, sever risk of crossed wires currently,lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the length of a Sky remote.
4 inches
If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying
You mean to tell me I have been lied to all these years!! So scared to ask about horses, sever risk of crossed wires currently,lol "
Crossed wires in your remote?? Take the thing back. You will end up having to watch corrie instead of match of the day |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"What is the length of a Sky remote.
4 inches
If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying
I will measure my remote and let you know in a few mins.......now where's that tape measure.......... it's in your trousers pmsl
Not got cms on it "
Ok, back to the question in hand so to speak,
20 CMs or 7 7/8 inches |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the length of a Sky remote.
4 inches
If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying
You mean to tell me I have been lied to all these years!! So scared to ask about horses, sever risk of crossed wires currently,lol
Crossed wires in your remote?? Take the thing back. You will end up having to watch corrie instead of match of the day "
True, i just pressed mute and yor avatar pic got bigger, not complaining,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crossed wires in your remote?? Take the thing back. You will end up having to watch corrie instead of match of the day True, i just pressed mute and yor avatar pic got bigger, not complaining,,,"
I'm not happy about that at all  can't believe your telling me my arse just got bigger!! |
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"Whats the average life expectancy of horses?
I drive past a very old knackered lookin horse every day, have done for years."
average is around early 20s lol weirdly enough they do get cranky as they age alot end up at equine rescue centres from around 19 as they no longer have the drive for jumping racong or showing and not the cheapest pet to keep and feed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What was the names of the two highly critical funny old men in the balcony on the muppet show ?
waldorf & stadler
Furry and Jack "
You're not old, not sure about that Jack though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What was the names of the two highly critical funny old men in the balcony on the muppet show ?
waldorf & stadler
Furry and Jack
You're not old, not sure about that Jack though. "
Nah, he's not that old, just looks like Waldorf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do guys actually measure their cocks?? All you see on here is 8 & half inches etc! Never seen a profile saying my cock is 8.3 inches long!! Lol  "
Never have, never will, pointless load of nonsense |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc... "
Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.
true story  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is Kelly Monteith still alive?"
yes but he has become the reclusive leader of the church of the reformed leprechaun clowns. Some people believe this is either a strange cult or a front for the bilderberg group.
true story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...
Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.
true story "
Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...
Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.
true story
Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal? "
monochrome = black and white |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...
Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.
true story
Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?
monochrome = black and white "
Nawwwwwe I mean in real life! Obv people weren't black and white and suddenly became colour!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'
Duck duck goose pmsl nope
Chap door run? lol close its backgammon
Wtf is backgammon? Haha "
its a board game young yin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'
Duck duck goose pmsl nope
Chap door run? lol close its backgammon
Wtf is backgammon? Haha its a board game young yin "
Oh right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'
Duck duck goose pmsl nope
Chap door run? lol close its backgammon
Wtf is backgammon? Haha its a board game young yin
Oh right "
so if anybody asks tae see yer beaver...bare in mind they could be talking board games  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver' "
this is of course simply called the cockshot and beaver game.
The game was named by the anthill mob, who were hiding (and wanking) in some sand dunes when penelope pitstop bumped into foghorn leghorn on the beach in ibiza.
truw story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...
Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.
true story
Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?
monochrome = black and white
Nawwwwwe I mean in real life! Obv people weren't black and white and suddenly became colour!! "
well then it might be Celeste Aguilar who allegedly invented every colour known to man, except the prime colours.
True story (i think) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'
this is of course simply called the cockshot and beaver game.
The game was named by the anthill mob, who were hiding (and wanking) in some sand dunes when penelope pitstop bumped into foghorn leghorn on the beach in ibiza.
truw story "
is it wit lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...
Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.
true story
Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?
monochrome = black and white
Nawwwwwe I mean in real life! Obv people weren't black and white and suddenly became colour!!
well then it might be Celeste Aguilar who allegedly invented every colour known to man, except the prime colours.
True story (i think) "
Have you ever thought about master mind? Your subject could be true stories |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...
Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.
true story
Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?
monochrome = black and white
Nawwwwwe I mean in real life! Obv people weren't black and white and suddenly became colour!!
well then it might be Celeste Aguilar who allegedly invented every colour known to man, except the prime colours.
True story (i think)
Have you ever thought about master mind? Your subject could be true stories "
too late Barney Stinson already claimed that speciality.
true story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...
Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.
true story
Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?
monochrome = black and white
Nawwwwwe I mean in real life! Obv people weren't black and white and suddenly became colour!!
well then it might be Celeste Aguilar who allegedly invented every colour known to man, except the prime colours.
True story (i think)
Have you ever thought about master mind? Your subject could be true stories
too late Barney Stinson already claimed that speciality.
true story "
*facepalm* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'
Duck duck goose pmsl nope
Chap door run? lol close its backgammon
Wtf is backgammon? Haha its a board game young yin
Oh right so if anybody asks tae see yer beaver...bare in mind they could be talking board games "
Mmmmmmm nice beaver, fancy a cock shot next |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc... "
Colour wasn't invented. Colour is how out eyes view the light bouncing off things so colour is light |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'
Duck duck goose pmsl nope
Chap door run? lol close its backgammon
Wtf is backgammon? Haha its a board game young yin
Oh right so if anybody asks tae see yer beaver...bare in mind they could be talking board games
Mmmmmmm nice beaver, fancy a cock shot next "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do birds go to die?"
was tempted to go dark with this one, but resisted
most burds dont die they go through a metamorphosis consisting of the following stages:
Burd, wife, mother, that f@#kin bitch of a mother in law.
true story |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc... "
Not sure about the rest but the colour orange is actually named after the fruit. It was originally referred to as a type of light, sun, fire red.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...
Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.
true story
Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?
monochrome = black and white "
Yup, mono= singular. chrome from chromatic= coloured.
I used to think it was something to do with metal in the 80s as the best tapes were chromed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats frakking for oil?
Do you need a big frakking machine to go a frakking,lol  "
this is something to do with space travel and aliens.
Battlestar galactica is big frakking machine, they say frak a lot in the future btw.
true story |
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