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either. that guy was pregnant, or he just stole a pillow. from. morrissons
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds a bit bizarre and a random sight lol
I once saw a d*unk guy try to steal a box of eggs down the back of his trousers. It was hilarious!
Lx"
was he poaching?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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PMSL.....hahahaha!
Erm, I just saw some random woman walking back and forth over the dual carriageway flagging down cars and nearly getting hit....Of course I shouted obscenities but only to get her off the road! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds a bit bizarre and a random sight lol
I once saw a d*unk guy try to steal a box of eggs down the back of his trousers. It was hilarious!
Lxwas he poaching?? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds a bit bizarre and a random sight lol
I once saw a d*unk guy try to steal a box of eggs down the back of his trousers. It was hilarious!
Lx"
I saw a d*unk guy walk into a glass door! Genially thee funniest thing I've ever seen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PMSL.....hahahaha!
Erm, I just saw some random woman walking back and forth over the dual carriageway flagging down cars and nearly getting hit....Of course I shouted obscenities but only to get her off the road!"
Should of picked her up and gave her some loving!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds a bit bizarre and a random sight lol
I once saw a d*unk guy try to steal a box of eggs down the back of his trousers. It was hilarious!
Lx
I saw a d*unk guy walk into a glass door! Genially thee funniest thing I've ever seen!"
bet he was shattered. Afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PMSL.....hahahaha!
Erm, I just saw some random woman walking back and forth over the dual carriageway flagging down cars and nearly getting hit....Of course I shouted obscenities but only to get her off the road!"
Was this on your way home from getting the mirrors? Hahahaha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds a bit bizarre and a random sight lol
I once saw a d*unk guy try to steal a box of eggs down the back of his trousers. It was hilarious!
Lx
I saw a d*unk guy walk into a glass door! Genially thee funniest thing I've ever seen!bet he was shattered. Afterwards "
Duno about him but I was! All that laughing I done haha! P.s your jokes are terrible lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I steal them from boy blunder! i just recycle i guy call bru's jokes 
Irn bru?  thats the man he is a legend about here anyone seen him I've drank him dry a few times.... can some one fill this young lady in on mr irn bru "
Yeah, please do! I'm lost! I was making a joke but I'm assuming he a real person? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I steal them from boy blunder! i just recycle i guy call bru's jokes
Irn bru? thats the man he is a legend about here anyone seen him I've drank him dry a few times.... can some one fill this young lady in on mr irn bru
Yeah, please do! I'm lost! I was making a joke but I'm assuming he a real person? "
he is ask andykay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is he away? Seems like a funny guy...
He had to go. He was going in for a sex change. I'm bru x"
A sex change? Wtf why are use mocking me? I'm so confused 
Is it a real person or not? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is he away? Seems like a funny guy...
He had to go. He was going in for a sex change. I'm bru x
A sex change? Wtf why are use mocking me? I'm so confused
Is it a real person or not? "
yes he is on this thread and is not me do i have to spell it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is he away? Seems like a funny guy...
He had to go. He was going in for a sex change. I'm bru x
A sex change? Wtf why are use mocking me? I'm so confused
Is it a real person or not? "
yes he is on this thread and is not me do i have to spell it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is he away? Seems like a funny guy...
He had to go. He was going in for a sex change. I'm bru x
A sex change? Wtf why are use mocking me? I'm so confused
Is it a real person or not? "
Yes it's a real person. I wanted a new profile when I had my change. I wasn't going to use a single guys profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is he away? Seems like a funny guy...
He had to go. He was going in for a sex change. I'm bru x
A sex change? Wtf why are use mocking me? I'm so confused
Is it a real person or not? yes he is on this thread and is not me do i have to spell it out "
Is it caption jack? It's not me  I'm gonna start crying!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is he away? Seems like a funny guy...
He had to go. He was going in for a sex change. I'm bru x
A sex change? Wtf why are use mocking me? I'm so confused
Is it a real person or not? yes he is on this thread and is not me do i have to spell it out
Is it caption jack? It's not me I'm gonna start crying!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is he away? Seems like a funny guy...
He had to go. He was going in for a sex change. I'm bru x
A sex change? Wtf why are use mocking me? I'm so confused
Is it a real person or not?
Yes it's a real person. I wanted a new profile when I had my change. I wasn't going to use a single guys profile "
It's not you!! Haha! Why am I so confused? I can see use laughing at me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is he away? Seems like a funny guy...
He had to go. He was going in for a sex change. I'm bru x
A sex change? Wtf why are use mocking me? I'm so confused
Is it a real person or not?
Yes it's a real person. I wanted a new profile when I had my change. I wasn't going to use a single guys profile
It's not you!! Haha! Why am I so confused? I can see use laughing at me! "
c.a.p.t.i.a.n J.a.c.k...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is he away? Seems like a funny guy...
He had to go. He was going in for a sex change. I'm bru x
A sex change? Wtf why are use mocking me? I'm so confused
Is it a real person or not?
Yes it's a real person. I wanted a new profile when I had my change. I wasn't going to use a single guys profile
It's not you!! Haha! Why am I so confused? I can see use laughing at me! c.a.p.t.i.a.n J.a.c.k......"
Lol he's a lot to answer to that captain jack pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is he away? Seems like a funny guy...
He had to go. He was going in for a sex change. I'm bru x
A sex change? Wtf why are use mocking me? I'm so confused
Is it a real person or not?
Yes it's a real person. I wanted a new profile when I had my change. I wasn't going to use a single guys profile
It's not you!! Haha! Why am I so confused? I can see use laughing at me! c.a.p.t.i.a.n J.a.c.k......"
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww okay! But why!? He was bru? Was it like a fake profile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is he away? Seems like a funny guy...
He had to go. He was going in for a sex change. I'm bru x
A sex change? Wtf why are use mocking me? I'm so confused
Is it a real person or not?
Yes it's a real person. I wanted a new profile when I had my change. I wasn't going to use a single guys profile
It's not you!! Haha! Why am I so confused? I can see use laughing at me! c.a.p.t.i.a.n J.a.c.k......
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww okay! But why!? He was bru? Was it like a fake profile? "
i give up explaining it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He was Bru then left decided to come back some months later with a real pirate name bru wasn't a great pirate name  "
Totes get it now! Swear to god I thought fabfem was a man (sorry) I was like wtf!?
He was a little innocent irn bru head and now he's the caption of fab jack, are you really ginger? |
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"He was Bru then left decided to come back some months later with a real pirate name bru wasn't a great pirate name
Totes get it now! Swear to god I thought fabfem was a man (sorry) I was like wtf!?
He was a little innocent irn bru head and now he's the caption of fab jack, are you really ginger? "
I'm fabfem the little voice in my head tells me to use this profile sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He was Bru then left decided to come back some months later with a real pirate name bru wasn't a great pirate name
Totes get it now! Swear to god I thought fabfem was a man (sorry) I was like wtf!?
He was a little innocent irn bru head and now he's the caption of fab jack, are you really ginger?
I'm fabfem the little voice in my head tells me to use this profile sometimes "
WHY ARE YOU FRAZZLING MY BRAIN!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He was Bru then left decided to come back some months later with a real pirate name bru wasn't a great pirate name
Totes get it now! Swear to god I thought fabfem was a man (sorry) I was like wtf!?
He was a little innocent irn bru head and now he's the caption of fab jack, are you really ginger? "
I'm really tvbride. Thought you knew |
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"He was Bru then left decided to come back some months later with a real pirate name bru wasn't a great pirate name
Totes get it now! Swear to god I thought fabfem was a man (sorry) I was like wtf!?
He was a little innocent irn bru head and now he's the caption of fab jack, are you really ginger?
I'm fabfem the little voice in my head tells me to use this profile sometimes
WHY ARE YOU FRAZZLING MY BRAIN!!!!!!!! "
Bru = Jack = True
Tvbride = Fabfem = False
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He was Bru then left decided to come back some months later with a real pirate name bru wasn't a great pirate name
Totes get it now! Swear to god I thought fabfem was a man (sorry) I was like wtf!?
He was a little innocent irn bru head and now he's the caption of fab jack, are you really ginger?
I'm really tvbride. Thought you knew "
Shut up man! Use are totally mocking me! I'm away to tell my mum that the evil swingers aren't playing fair!
And if fabfem is really tv bride and tv bride is really fabfem then I'm the popes daughter! |
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"He was Bru then left decided to come back some months later with a real pirate name bru wasn't a great pirate name
Totes get it now! Swear to god I thought fabfem was a man (sorry) I was like wtf!?
He was a little innocent irn bru head and now he's the caption of fab jack, are you really ginger?
I'm really tvbride. Thought you knew
Shut up man! Use are totally mocking me! I'm away to tell my mum that the evil swingers aren't playing fair!
And if fabfem is really tv bride and tv bride is really fabfem then I'm the popes daughter! "
How is he then ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shut up man!
Will you stop calling me a man!!
I'm going to send you a picture of my lady bits to prove to you I'm all woman "
I didn't call you a man! I call everyone man it's a Livingston thing *crying face* I'm sorryyyyyy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He was Bru then left decided to come back some months later with a real pirate name bru wasn't a great pirate name
Totes get it now! Swear to god I thought fabfem was a man (sorry) I was like wtf!?
He was a little innocent irn bru head and now he's the caption of fab jack, are you really ginger?
I'm really tvbride. Thought you knew
Shut up man! Use are totally mocking me! I'm away to tell my mum that the evil swingers aren't playing fair!
And if fabfem is really tv bride and tv bride is really fabfem then I'm the popes daughter!
How is he then ? "
Who |
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"He was Bru then left decided to come back some months later with a real pirate name bru wasn't a great pirate name
Totes get it now! Swear to god I thought fabfem was a man (sorry) I was like wtf!?
He was a little innocent irn bru head and now he's the caption of fab jack, are you really ginger?
I'm really tvbride. Thought you knew
Shut up man! Use are totally mocking me! I'm away to tell my mum that the evil swingers aren't playing fair!
And if fabfem is really tv bride and tv bride is really fabfem then I'm the popes daughter!
How is he then ?
Who "
Your Dad the Pope  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shut up man!
Will you stop calling me a man!!
I'm going to send you a picture of my lady bits to prove to you I'm all woman
I didn't call you a man! I call everyone man it's a Livingston thing *crying face* I'm sorryyyyyy "
Too late I have sent you my lady bits pictures |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He was Bru then left decided to come back some months later with a real pirate name bru wasn't a great pirate name
Totes get it now! Swear to god I thought fabfem was a man (sorry) I was like wtf!?
He was a little innocent irn bru head and now he's the caption of fab jack, are you really ginger?
I'm really tvbride. Thought you knew
Shut up man! Use are totally mocking me! I'm away to tell my mum that the evil swingers aren't playing fair!
And if fabfem is really tv bride and tv bride is really fabfem then I'm the popes daughter!
How is he then ?
Who
Your Dad the Pope "
Yeah, he's doing alright! Away in his wee white buggy upto asda! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shut up man!
Will you stop calling me a man!!
I'm going to send you a picture of my lady bits to prove to you I'm all woman
I didn't call you a man! I call everyone man it's a Livingston thing *crying face* I'm sorryyyyyy
Too late I have sent you my lady bits pictures "
 but why!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shut up man!
Will you stop calling me a man!!
I'm going to send you a picture of my lady bits to prove to you I'm all woman
I didn't call you a man! I call everyone man it's a Livingston thing *crying face* I'm sorryyyyyy
Too late I have sent you my lady bits pictures "
alright man can i get a pic too to prove your a woman |
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"He was Bru then left decided to come back some months later with a real pirate name bru wasn't a great pirate name
Totes get it now! Swear to god I thought fabfem was a man (sorry) I was like wtf!?
He was a little innocent irn bru head and now he's the caption of fab jack, are you really ginger?
I'm really tvbride. Thought you knew
Shut up man! Use are totally mocking me! I'm away to tell my mum that the evil swingers aren't playing fair!
And if fabfem is really tv bride and tv bride is really fabfem then I'm the popes daughter!
How is he then ?
Who
Your Dad the Pope
Yeah, he's doing alright! Away in his wee white buggy upto asda! "
Did he tie his bag to the front of it ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shut up man!
Will you stop calling me a man!!
I'm going to send you a picture of my lady bits to prove to you I'm all woman
I didn't call you a man! I call everyone man it's a Livingston thing *crying face* I'm sorryyyyyy
Too late I have sent you my lady bits pictures alright man can i get a pic too to prove your a woman "
Holy mother of Jesus she's beautiful! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He was Bru then left decided to come back some months later with a real pirate name bru wasn't a great pirate name
Totes get it now! Swear to god I thought fabfem was a man (sorry) I was like wtf!?
He was a little innocent irn bru head and now he's the caption of fab jack, are you really ginger?
I'm really tvbride. Thought you knew
Shut up man! Use are totally mocking me! I'm away to tell my mum that the evil swingers aren't playing fair!
And if fabfem is really tv bride and tv bride is really fabfem then I'm the popes daughter!
How is he then ?
Who
Your Dad the Pope
Yeah, he's doing alright! Away in his wee white buggy upto asda!
Did he tie his bag to the front of it ? "
There's like a wee white basket at the front to put his stuff in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shut up man!
Will you stop calling me a man!!
I'm going to send you a picture of my lady bits to prove to you I'm all woman
I didn't call you a man! I call everyone man it's a Livingston thing *crying face* I'm sorryyyyyy
Too late I have sent you my lady bits pictures
but why!? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shut up man!
Will you stop calling me a man!!
I'm going to send you a picture of my lady bits to prove to you I'm all woman
I didn't call you a man! I call everyone man it's a Livingston thing *crying face* I'm sorryyyyyy
Too late I have sent you my lady bits pictures
but why!?
You might like "
All the boys will be well jel! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too late I have sent you my lady bits pictures
but why!?
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All the boys will be well jel!
Shh don't tell. They haven't seen those pics "
Really? I wouldn't let them either! They would jump on you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too late I have sent you my lady bits pictures
but why!?
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All the boys will be well jel!
Shh don't tell. They haven't seen those pics
Really? I wouldn't let them either! They would jump on you!! "
Ok most of them have |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too late I have sent you my lady bits pictures
but why!?
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All the boys will be well jel!
Shh don't tell. They haven't seen those pics
Really? I wouldn't let them either! They would jump on you!!
Ok most of them have "
Awtk I thought I was special!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shh don't tell. They haven't seen those pics
Really? I wouldn't let them either! They would jump on you!!
Ok most of them have
Awtk I thought I was special!! "
You are special |
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