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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just checked my updates and as you know it shows you when a friend has added new pics. Oh my f$&@ing God!!! How damned hot does Ms Starbuck look in a velvet cape? Kerrrrrrrrrchiiing! Bus boner time!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just checked my updates and as you know it shows you when a friend has added new pics. Oh my f$&@ing God!!! How damned hot does Ms Starbuck look in a velvet cape? Kerrrrrrrrrchiiing! Bus boner time!!! "
I second that motion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just checked my updates and as you know it shows you when a friend has added new pics. Oh my f$&@ing God!!! How damned hot does Ms Starbuck look in a velvet cape? Kerrrrrrrrrchiiing! Bus boner time!!! "
oooooffffttt 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Silence underling, any more of it and to the orangery you go!
Best threat ever!!!! Hahaha "
I can only get away with that over the internet...she'd bitchslap me in real life!, she knows my Achilles Heel  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Silence underling, any more of it and to the orangery you go!
Best threat ever!!!! Hahaha
I can only get away with that over the internet...she'd bitchslap me in real life!, she knows my Achilles Heel "
Dont we all 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Silence underling, any more of it and to the orangery you go!
Best threat ever!!!! Hahaha
I can only get away with that over the internet...she'd bitchslap me in real life!, she knows my Achilles Heel
Dont we all
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It's not nuns...they're just a weakness. This thing turns me into a total pussy!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Silence underling, any more of it and to the orangery you go!
Best threat ever!!!! Hahaha
I can only get away with that over the internet...she'd bitchslap me in real life!, she knows my Achilles Heel
Dont we all
It's not nuns...they're just a weakness. This thing turns me into a total pussy!! lol"
He likes getting pegged |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not nuns...they're just a weakness. This thing turns me into a total pussy!! lol
He likes getting pegged "
I am totally pissing in your pint come the 20th, that or a handful of my pubes are getting dumped in it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not nuns...they're just a weakness. This thing turns me into a total pussy!! lol
He likes getting pegged
I am totally pissing in your pint come the 20th, that or a handful of my pubes are getting dumped in it! "
HaHa I know you better than that bro you wouldn't waist alcohol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Too right!! Now back to the subject at hand...Ms Starbuck in a black velvet cape! Scottish Widows woman....yer dumped!!  you gready bastard you have _ustcutie fab fem and now ms starbuck you just couldn't give a bro a chance could you 
Fabfem would drop me quicker than a hot brick for Karl Pilkington (Bizarre), Starbuck would slit my throat for a night of rough and tumble with Charlie Hunnam and Justcutie would sell me into slavery for a bang with Otis Redding. Today's news is tomorrow's fish supper wrapper mate......my nerves are shot to fuck!! "
haha so we doing the wing man routine on the 20th then mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahem! Break it up - - I saw them first (pics!) and yes they're outragously sexy
I think this calls for a thumbwar!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!  "
Am sure you said you used to be a wrestler so am out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahem! Break it up - - I saw them first (pics!) and yes they're outragously sexy
I think this calls for a thumbwar!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! "
For this man....I will stand aside!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bump
Don't think this thread needs bumped 
Silence underling, any more of it and to the orangery you go! "
Fine by me that's where I hide the Jaffa cakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you gready bastard you have _ustcutie fab fem and now ms starbuck you just couldn't give a bro a chance could you "
Believe me he doesn't have me. I just use him for my entertainment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You've got a lotta mileage for your entertainment pound outta Sozzie lol.
Funny fecker that man!
With his banter, Boywonders youthfulness and my caveman antics you could make some kind of fab Megapest!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've got a lotta mileage for your entertainment pound outta Sozzie lol.
Funny fecker that man!
With his banter, Boywonders youthfulness and my caveman antics you could make some kind of fab Megapest! "
Thinking of trading him in soon. The novelty has worn off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You've got a lotta mileage for your entertainment pound outta Sozzie lol.
Funny fecker that man!
With his banter, Boywonders youthfulness and my caveman antics you could make some kind of fab Megapest! "
You going on 20th jim could be a mad night me you and ozzie terrorizing the women of fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you gready bastard you have _ustcutie fab fem and now ms starbuck you just couldn't give a bro a chance could you
Believe me he doesn't have me. I just use him for my entertainment. "
keep telling your self that sis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Believe me he doesn't have me. I just use him for my depraved Karl Pilkington fantasies
Fixed that for ya!!"
Aww thanks but I only told you that to cheer you up. I actually think he's a right idiot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Believe me he doesn't have me. I just use him for my depraved Karl Pilkington fantasies
Fixed that for ya!!
Aww thanks but I only told you that because he gets me so wet...just like you "
Sis I've told you...shhhhh not in public!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ouch!, yer wicked Fem
Eh, I'll have to check my shifts. Works being an arse right now but I think I'm all clear so far
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You need to fill in the relevant forms. Go to the health and safety briefing and get a locker. Ozzie will help you with it all on his way out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You need to fill in the relevant forms. Go to the health and safety briefing and get a locker. Ozzie will help you with it all on his way out "
Oh aye fecking bombed out, offer to be your bitch and it's "Don't let the revolving door hit yer ass on the way out!". A man can only handle so much rejection you know? Ms Starbuck looks far better in a velvet cape than you anyway so nah! |
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"Not looked yet (honest), saving it as a wee treat to myself once bored with forms,if i go look after you cmment ozzie, dont take it personal,,lol  "
Ooh your such a fibber, you almost took my eye out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not looked yet (honest), saving it as a wee treat to myself once bored with forms,if i go look after you cmment ozzie, dont take it personal,,lol
Ooh your such a fibber, you almost took my eye out "
I can prove it , is one in black n white and other in colour? NO, see, proves it ehh,lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" A man can only handle so much rejection you know? Ms Starbuck looks far better in a velvet cape than you anyway so nah!"
You know fine well the only reason I would climb on you would be to get to starbuck at the other side. Loves you big bro x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" A man can only handle so much rejection you know? Ms Starbuck looks far better in a velvet cape than you anyway so nah!
You know fine well the only reason I would climb on you would be to get to starbuck at the other side. Loves you big bro x"
Loves you too wee sis xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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aw. I just havnae confirmed yet ye big bubbly fud.
Maybe if ye man up a bit and make sure were no wearing the same outfit I'll book a holiday off work lol.
I wouldn't miss this opportunity at madness if I can help it man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"aw. I just havnae confirmed yet ye big bubbly fud.
Maybe if ye man up a bit and make sure were no wearing the same outfit I'll book a holiday off work lol.
I wouldn't miss this opportunity at madness if I can help it man! "
He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt I bought it special for him. He has someone he needs to impress you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"aw. I just havnae confirmed yet ye big bubbly fud.
Maybe if ye man up a bit and make sure were no wearing the same outfit I'll book a holiday off work lol.
I wouldn't miss this opportunity at madness if I can help it man!
He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt I bought it special for him. He has someone he needs to impress you know "
Didn't know Boywonder was into Hawaiian stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm certain you blush beautifully xx"
Hmm not sure about that.
I used to be such a quiet wee soul and blushed alllll the time over so many things! Now its rare, but you guys have managed it lol
Lx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm certain you blush beautifully xx
Hmm not sure about that.
I used to be such a quiet wee soul and blushed alllll the time over so many things! Now its rare, but you guys have managed it lol
Lx"
Pffft who needs Batman (Tool) or Superman, Fab has it's own Superhero and she looks FAR better in a cape than either of those two imposters!! |
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