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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had some free time this morning so thought id go threw some of my mail and came accross one that read....
Cant decide from your pictures if your fat or not can you send some clearer ones??
Lol made me chuckle! So whats the most funny or bizarre mail uve recieved
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheeky git. Did you reply? I would have given him a comeback 
Nah this fat birds got to many mails to get threw to bother lol xx"
Don't listen to people like that. I get insults all the time x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheeky git. Did you reply? I would have given him a comeback
Nah this fat birds got to many mails to get threw to bother lol xx
Don't listen to people like that. I get insults all the time x"
Auk i dnt tbh. If it was someone i gave a shit bout it would b different x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had some pretty bizarre requests that were too extreme for my innocent eyes to read never mind repeat.
You said you wouldn't mention those you!!"
I kept your name out of it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had all sorts of insults and weird requests wud be here all day if I said them all lol yeah iv had the anyone over a size 12 is obese wtf prob 1 springs to mind of the weird ones was asked while ago if I'd go to a guys house wear his wife's wedding dress so he cud use n abuse me   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a mail inviting me to a threesome once.. The slight detail of the guy not.having anywhere to meet or indeed a woman to threesome with....awsome i thought lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The mail that made me laugh recently was a guy wanting to spank me !!!!
I was polite and mailed back telling him I would only be interested in a woman doing that to me,He mailed back saying he would dress as a woman and wear falsies !!!! Just had to block after that !!! The icing on the cake was he lived near London !!!! |
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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago
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I get "why do you call yourself wee fatty" doh cause I'm wee and fat
Got a random mail me "do you wear stockings" just 5 minutes ago my reply was "do you"
Get abuse all the time but I just don't give a shit now xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The mail that made me laugh recently was a guy wanting to spank me !!!!
I was polite and mailed back telling him I would only be interested in a woman doing that to me,He mailed back saying he would dress as a woman and wear falsies !!!! Just had to block after that !!! The icing on the cake was he lived near London !!!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once was offered a £500 to meet n give a guy a blowjob........told him i wouldnt get outta bed for any less than a grand.... Backfired tho..he agreed...!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeh ive had some crackers over the years but that ome just made me chuckle x
Beats the ones that just say hi where you at CJs? hehe
Geek "
Yeh i was eyeing u up n smiled lol well y not just say hello!! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Used knickers seem to be a popular request too xx
Yip alot and also recently ive had more men ofdering to pay me for my services lol xx"
What services do you offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeh ive had some crackers over the years but that ome just made me chuckle x
Beats the ones that just say hi where you at CJs? hehe
Geek
Yeh i was eyeing u up n smiled lol well y not just say hello!! X"
That was almost a year ago now
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Used knickers seem to be a popular request too xx
Yip alot and also recently ive had more men ofdering to pay me for my services lol xx"
I did buy you a pizza yesterday.... Oh wait you paid n I supplied the services... I feel slightly used.... Mmmm
Geek |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeh ive had some crackers over the years but that ome just made me chuckle x
Beats the ones that just say hi where you at CJs? hehe
Geek
Yeh i was eyeing u up n smiled lol well y not just say hello!! X
That was almost a year ago now
Geek "
Hahaha no that ome walked past me remember |
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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago
nr bathgate |
"Used knickers seem to be a popular request too xx
Yip alot and also recently ive had more men ofdering to pay me for my services lol xx"
Aye, what the hell is that about?? Xx I just block them ........although with Xmas coming lol
Seriously tho I couldnt xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Used knickers seem to be a popular request too xx
Yip alot and also recently ive had more men ofdering to pay me for my services lol xx
What services do you offer "
Oh id.need to.show u in person xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Used knickers seem to be a popular request too xx
Yip alot and also recently ive had more men ofdering to pay me for my services lol xx
What services do you offer
Oh id.need to.show u in person xx "
Why is it a laminated list  |
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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago
nr bathgate |
"Used knickers seem to be a popular request too xx
Had that one.
I'm running out of knickers now though. Need to stop selling them "
Maybe we should charge for that service too xx
My knicker drawer is almost empty lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Used knickers seem to be a popular request too xx
Yip alot and also recently ive had more men ofdering to pay me for my services lol xx
What services do you offer
Oh id.need to.show u in person xx
Why is it a laminated list "
Do i need it to be?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a bizarre mail yesterday asking if I would deliver a take away to him
I replied saying "takeaway? "
"Yes you know when you phone up for food and someone comes to your house with it and you give them the money "
Long story short he APPARENTLY thought he recognised me from his local takeaway . When I said no he asked if I wanted to share a spring roll !!
Told him I prefer meat not veg but politely refused |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Used knickers seem to be a popular request too xx
Yip alot and also recently ive had more men ofdering to pay me for my services lol xx
I did buy you a pizza yesterday.... Oh wait you paid n I supplied the services... I feel slightly used.... Mmmm
Geek "
Lol ur not used u got bbq sauce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a bizarre mail yesterday asking if I would deliver a take away to him
I replied saying "takeaway? "
"Yes you know when you phone up for food and someone comes to your house with it and you give them the money "
Long story short he APPARENTLY thought he recognised me from his local takeaway . When I said no he asked if I wanted to share a spring roll !!
Told him I prefer meat not veg but politely refused "
Poor guy doesn't know what he's letting himself in for by going with a takeaway with you hehe
Geek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Used knickers seem to be a popular request too xx
Yip alot and also recently ive had more men ofdering to pay me for my services lol xx
I did buy you a pizza yesterday.... Oh wait you paid n I supplied the services... I feel slightly used.... Mmmm
Geek
Lol ur not used u got bbq sauce "
Yeah n some red sauce too
Geek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Used knickers seem to be a popular request too xx
Had that one.
I'm running out of knickers now though. Need to stop selling them
Maybe we should charge for that service too xx
My knicker drawer is almost empty lol "
Think you better. Nowt for free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a bizarre mail yesterday asking if I would deliver a take away to him
I replied saying "takeaway? "
"Yes you know when you phone up for food and someone comes to your house with it and you give them the money "
Long story short he APPARENTLY thought he recognised me from his local takeaway . When I said no he asked if I wanted to share a spring roll !!
Told him I prefer meat not veg but politely refused
Poor guy doesn't know what he's letting himself in for by going with a takeaway with you hehe
Geek "
why because I like things a little spicy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one message telling me I was an even bigger wanker in real life than I was on the forums and to shut the fuck up about nuns. My parish priest is such a dick!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a bizarre mail yesterday asking if I would deliver a take away to him
I replied saying "takeaway? "
"Yes you know when you phone up for food and someone comes to your house with it and you give them the money "
Long story short he APPARENTLY thought he recognised me from his local takeaway . When I said no he asked if I wanted to share a spring roll !!
Told him I prefer meat not veg but politely refused
Poor guy doesn't know what he's letting himself in for by going with a takeaway with you hehe
Geek why because I like things a little spicy lol "
No, cos you are a messy bitch n don't tidy up after yourself
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a bizarre mail yesterday asking if I would deliver a take away to him
I replied saying "takeaway? "
"Yes you know when you phone up for food and someone comes to your house with it and you give them the money "
Long story short he APPARENTLY thought he recognised me from his local takeaway . When I said no he asked if I wanted to share a spring roll !!
Told him I prefer meat not veg but politely refused
Poor guy doesn't know what he's letting himself in for by going with a takeaway with you hehe
Geek why because I like things a little spicy lol
No, cos you are a messy bitch n don't tidy up after yourself
Geek "
that's what you've got a cleaner for !! I'm a guest ffs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, cos you are a messy bitch n don't tidy up after yourself
Geek that's what you've got a cleaner for !! I'm a guest ffs lol "
You always have a dig about my cleaner, you just can't help yourself! Jealousy gets you everywhere lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No, cos you are a messy bitch n don't tidy up after yourself
Geek that's what you've got a cleaner for !! I'm a guest ffs lol
You always have a dig about my cleaner, you just can't help yourself! Jealousy gets you everywhere lol
Geek "
Your cleaners rubbish i could do better! And would look better in a maids outfit
Beauty x |
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We just got the funniest one today, the guy asking me if my legs were made of Nutella cause he wants to spread them!! He then went in to tell me he is no weather man but he predicts me getting a few inches tonight!!
Have to say it did make me giggle!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, cos you are a messy bitch n don't tidy up after yourself
Geek that's what you've got a cleaner for !! I'm a guest ffs lol
You always have a dig about my cleaner, you just can't help yourself! Jealousy gets you everywhere lol
Geek
Your cleaners rubbish i could do better! And would look better in a maids outfit
Beauty x"
Oi I pay her extra for that outfit
Ok so you know how hard it was to find a cleaner I wouldn't bang? It didn't leave many of the decent cleaners left lol
Geek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a belter from a guy a few weeks back telling me he was just kidding about wanting to meet me anyway because I was a fat cow with a fake profile... This from a guy who had been online over a year, no verifications & no pictures! Made me giggle  |
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