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For each of the ladies I will offer a lifetimes credit at Agent Provocateur to shop for lingerie, for Starbuck I'll set her up for monthly (or fortnightly) sessions of naughtiness with Jax Teller, for Fabfem Karl Pilkington and I'll cook dinner every second night. This agreement is suspended whenever there's football on at which time I expect the ladies to wait on me hand and foot, keep me supplied with Guinness and have a detailed knowledge of the offside rule and the merits of the 4-3-3 system. |
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"Harem is closed folks...Fabfem and Starbuck that's all the women one forum tart could ever need....or handle!
You couldn't handle us
Could too!! "
Speaking as Ozzie's agent
He'll happily die trying |
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"For each of the ladies I will offer a lifetimes credit at Agent Provocateur to shop for lingerie, for Starbuck I'll set her up for monthly (or fortnightly) sessions of naughtiness with Jax Teller, for Fabfem Karl Pilkington and I'll cook dinner every second night. This agreement is suspended whenever there's football on at which time I expect the ladies to wait on me hand and foot, keep me supplied with Guinness and have a detailed knowledge of the offside rule and the merits of the 4-3-3 system. "
Fortnightly??? Every day please and its a deal! |
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"For each of the ladies I will offer a lifetimes credit at Agent Provocateur to shop for lingerie, for Starbuck I'll set her up for monthly (or fortnightly) sessions of naughtiness with Jax Teller, for Fabfem Karl Pilkington and I'll cook dinner every second night. This agreement is suspended whenever there's football on at which time I expect the ladies to wait on me hand and foot, keep me supplied with Guinness and have a detailed knowledge of the offside rule and the merits of the 4-3-3 system.
Fortnightly??? Every day please and its a deal! "
Every 2nd day Ms Starbuck...Mr Teller requires 24hrs recovery time! |
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"For each of the ladies I will offer a lifetimes credit at Agent Provocateur to shop for lingerie, for Starbuck I'll set her up for monthly (or fortnightly) sessions of naughtiness with Jax Teller, for Fabfem Karl Pilkington and I'll cook dinner every second night. This agreement is suspended whenever there's football on at which time I expect the ladies to wait on me hand and foot, keep me supplied with Guinness and have a detailed knowledge of the offside rule and the merits of the 4-3-3 system.
Fortnightly??? Every day please and its a deal! " i will arrange it daily and let you wear my superhero t shirts |
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"Harem is closed folks...Fabfem and Starbuck that's all the women one forum tart could ever need....or handle!
You couldn't handle us
Could too!!
Speaking as Ozzie's agent
He'll happily die trying"
You looking for your 10% Mac?? lol lol lol |
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"For each of the ladies I will offer a lifetimes credit at Agent Provocateur to shop for lingerie, for Starbuck I'll set her up for monthly (or fortnightly) sessions of naughtiness with Jax Teller, for Fabfem Karl Pilkington and I'll cook dinner every second night. This agreement is suspended whenever there's football on at which time I expect the ladies to wait on me hand and foot, keep me supplied with Guinness and have a detailed knowledge of the offside rule and the merits of the 4-3-3 system.
Fortnightly??? Every day please and its a deal! i will arrange it daily and let you wear my superhero t shirts "
Get the fuck out if my Harem before I set the dogs on you!! |
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