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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago
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A man walks into a drug-store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom-display, and the boy asks him, "Dad, what are these for ?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes Dad, I heard about them in health-class at school."
He looks over the display, and picks up a package containing 3 of them.
He asks, "Dad, why does this package contain 3 ?"
The Dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys . . . ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool " says the boy.
He notices a 6-pack, and again asks, "Then who are these for Dad ?"
"Those are for college-men," the Dad answers . . . TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW! " exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these one's ?" he asks . . . picking up a large 12-pack.
With a deep sigh, and a tear in his eye, the Dad replies, "Those are for married men son . . . . . . . . . .
"ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March ! "
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"A man walks into a drug-store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom-display, and the boy asks him, "Dad, what are these for ?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes Dad, I heard about them in health-class at school."
He looks over the display, and picks up a package containing 3 of them.
He asks, "Dad, why does this package contain 3 ?"
The Dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys . . . ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool " says the boy.
He notices a 6-pack, and again asks, "Then who are these for Dad ?"
"Those are for college-men," the Dad answers . . . TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW! " exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these one's ?" he asks . . . picking up a large 12-pack.
With a deep sigh, and a tear in his eye, the Dad replies, "Those are for married men son . . . . . . . . . .
"ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March ! "
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ps the pack of 2 is one for birthday one for christmas  |
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"A man walks into a drug-store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom-display, and the boy asks him, "Dad, what are these for ?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes Dad, I heard about them in health-class at school."
He looks over the display, and picks up a package containing 3 of them.
He asks, "Dad, why does this package contain 3 ?"
The Dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys . . . ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool " says the boy.
He notices a 6-pack, and again asks, "Then who are these for Dad ?"
"Those are for college-men," the Dad answers . . . TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW! " exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these one's ?" he asks . . . picking up a large 12-pack.
With a deep sigh, and a tear in his eye, the Dad replies, "Those are for married men son . . . . . . . . . .
"ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March ! "
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
It's Jim.
Jim who?
The tears swelled in Jim's eyes as his grandfathers alzheimers meant he no longer recognised his only grandson. |
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this made me chuckle. 
Geek 
