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over a year ago
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV  "
i'll go get the popcorn and squeeze up beside u  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV i'll go get the popcorn and squeeze up beside u "
You'll find yourself between us then T xx |
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV i'll go get the popcorn and squeeze up beside u
You'll find yourself between us then T xx"
Not complainin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV i'll go get the popcorn and squeeze up beside u
You'll find yourself between us then T xx Not complainin "
Until we steal all the popcorn 
Shall I open wine or fetch beer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV i'll go get the popcorn and squeeze up beside u "
can we get toffee popcorn |
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over a year ago
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV i'll go get the popcorn and squeeze up beside u
You'll find yourself between us then T xx Not complainin
Until we steal all the popcorn
Shall I open wine or fetch beer?"
Beer for me mac |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll bring wine the more the merrier TV looks really shit will we get a dvd
Let the ladies get the DVD. Don't trust you that much "
What the mater with batman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wine ?? Euurrgghh.....buds for me ty...and toffee popcorn comin up..... and i will bring my joke book  yeaaa. Will u be coming in ur usual attire ?? "
let me just get changed |
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"Wine ?? Euurrgghh.....buds for me ty...and toffee popcorn comin up..... and i will bring my joke book yeaaa. Will u be coming in ur usual attire ?? "
is that what you een or you want the suit back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bo's away working  . Wish I was going to CJ's, make sure you all have fun.
Will have to make do with movie night in & steak in a red wine and mushroom sauce.
Shout if there's room left on the sofa, I'll bring Strawberries & ice cream.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bo's away working . Wish I was going to CJ's, make sure you all have fun.
Will have to make do with movie night in & steak in a red wine and mushroom sauce.
Shout if there's room left on the sofa, I'll bring Strawberries & ice cream.
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errm bring the steak too lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bo's away working . Wish I was going to CJ's, make sure you all have fun.
Will have to make do with movie night in & steak in a red wine and mushroom sauce.
Shout if there's room left on the sofa, I'll bring Strawberries & ice cream.
errm bring the steak too lol"
Lots of steak please mom mom nom |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bo's away working . Wish I was going to CJ's, make sure you all have fun.
Will have to make do with movie night in & steak in a red wine and mushroom sauce.
Shout if there's room left on the sofa, I'll bring Strawberries & ice cream.
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plenty of room and one of the ladies are more than welcome to sit on my knee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sure we have something on tonight, lol
Party party yeehaaa
I thought we were friends batman we can fun with our new game...... Hunt the popcorn "
can we turn the lights out its more fun that way xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a Doco on Bravo tonight "Batman - My Secret Cock Swallowing Confessions".
you playing the lead "
Boaby has never and shall never pass my lips or my sphincter for that matter. You got to get to the next Fun For All night chief!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sure we have something on tonight, lol
Party party yeehaaa
I thought we were friends batman we can fun with our new game...... Hunt the popcorn can we turn the lights out its more fun that way xx"
wouldnt av it any other way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's a Doco on Bravo tonight "Batman - My Secret Cock Swallowing Confessions".
you playing the lead
Boaby has never and shall never pass my lips or my sphincter for that matter. You got to get to the next Fun For All night chief!!"
i have a social that night mate i think really want to give it a go thou |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sure we have something on tonight, lol
Party party yeehaaa
I thought we were friends batman we can fun with our new game...... Hunt the popcorn can we turn the lights out its more fun that way xx wouldnt av it any other way "
i have a good hiding place for it can you guess  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a Doco on Bravo tonight "Batman - My Secret Cock Swallowing Confessions".
you playing the lead
Boaby has never and shall never pass my lips or my sphincter for that matter. You got to get to the next Fun For All night chief!!i have a social that night mate i think really want to give it a go thou "
See you at the social then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sure we have something on tonight, lol
Party party yeehaaa
I thought we were friends batman we can fun with our new game...... Hunt the popcorn can we turn the lights out its more fun that way xx wouldnt av it any other way i have a good hiding place for it can you guess "
under ur cape |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's a Doco on Bravo tonight "Batman - My Secret Cock Swallowing Confessions".
you playing the lead
Boaby has never and shall never pass my lips or my sphincter for that matter. You got to get to the next Fun For All night chief!!i have a social that night mate i think really want to give it a go thou
See you at the social then!"
first round is on you then mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sure we have something on tonight, lol
Party party yeehaaa
I thought we were friends batman we can fun with our new game...... Hunt the popcorn can we turn the lights out its more fun that way xx wouldnt av it any other way i have a good hiding place for it can you guess under ur cape "
dam need to think of another one now xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll bring the pringles and Coke as i will be driving.
Don't let the girlies chose the dvd as all they want to see is "pretty woman" or "4weddings""
noooo texas chainsaw massacre |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV "
Awww me too x |
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
Awww me too x"
you know at your pals |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
Awww me too x
you know at your pals "
Aye but still in x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am all on my ownsome. He's at his folks tonight as he's got lots to do for them and I'm watching sad tv by myself. Oh joy. Methinks a glass of wine required. |
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over a year ago
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
Awww me too x
you know at your pals
Aye but still in x"
Am sure you two will find someone to torture  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am all on my ownsome. He's at his folks tonight as he's got lots to do for them and I'm watching sad tv by myself. Oh joy. Methinks a glass of wine required."
Come and join us on the big fab loaners couch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
Awww me too x
you know at your pals
Aye but still in x
Am sure you two will find someone to torture "
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
Awww me too x
you know at your pals
Aye but still in x
Am sure you two will find someone to torture
Nope "
a lot of thick guys on fab then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
Awww me too x
you know at your pals
Aye but still in x
Am sure you two will find someone to torture
Nope
a lot of thick guys on fab then "
That you being nice to me Mr x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
Awww me too x
you know at your pals
Aye but still in x
Am sure you two will find someone to torture
Nope
a lot of thick guys on fab then
That you being nice to me Mr x"
I am always nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
Awww me too x
you know at your pals
Aye but still in x
Am sure you two will find someone to torture
Nope
a lot of thick guys on fab then
That you being nice to me Mr x
I am always nice "
Hahahahahahahahaha |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one..... "
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)?"
i can sit on ur knee ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm in tonight too...and to rub salt in to the wound....I can't even have a drink because I am picking my daughter up later and driving in the morning too!....boo hoo!
mx"
You can still sit on my knee and have a hug though |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ? "
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! |
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"I'm in tonight too...and to rub salt in to the wound....I can't even have a drink because I am picking my daughter up later and driving in the morning too!....boo hoo!
mx"
Ouch!
Tell her to get a taxi lol! |
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"Everyones granny is not out thanks very much! Granny's big day out is tomorrow. Confined to barracks tonight.... "
Are you allowed to go out on your own?
Didn't realise they let the older residentsoout unsupervised lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyones granny is not out thanks very much! Granny's big day out is tomorrow. Confined to barracks tonight.... "
As you should be on the eve of fun time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)?"
none taken i hoping to sit next to the one with the cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyones granny is not out thanks very much! Granny's big day out is tomorrow. Confined to barracks tonight....
Are you allowed to go out on your own?
Didn't realise they let the older residentsoout unsupervised lol! "
Oi.....watch it.....clip round the ear for you!!! |
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"Everyones granny is not out thanks very much! Granny's big day out is tomorrow. Confined to barracks tonight....
Are you allowed to go out on your own?
Didn't realise they let the older residentsoout unsupervised lol!
Oi.....watch it.....clip round the ear for you!!! "
Aw, MUM?!!!!
(stomps off to bedroom) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! "
leave that to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me "
Oooooooooh. If I can't take part can I do the video for YouTube |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me "
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Oooooooooh. If I can't take part can I do the video for YouTube "
just youtube |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn "
And watching the porno I brought?!? |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?"
Depends whats the story line |
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV "
You've got a bad case of F.O.M.O boywonder, lol |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Oooooooooh. If I can't take part can I do the video for YouTube just youtube "
OK alright, what percentage of the worldwide rights do you want |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line "
trixxy does fab pmsl |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line "
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after. |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after. "
Did tey go to CJ's |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after. "
You forgot to add in the part about cake  |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake "
What type of cake though |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
What type of cake though "
Well there's a few on here partial to lemon drizzle but I think in some situations you can't choose to be picky |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake "
It's one of those deep, intense plots that leave you thinking "WAS there a cake?!?" |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
It's one of those deep, intense plots that leave you thinking "WAS there a cake?!?""
Feelin intimidated, sat by superhero's and sexy women, away to change into my her/baddy gear,,,,  |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
It's one of those deep, intense plots that leave you thinking "WAS there a cake?!?""
I hope so As you should well know all newbies must bring cake |
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
It's one of those deep, intense plots that leave you thinking "WAS there a cake?!?"
I hope so As you should well know all newbies must bring cake "
Newbie lol?!?
Strawberry cheesecake ok? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
What type of cake though
Well there's a few on here partial to lemon drizzle but I think in some situations you can't choose to be picky "
tats fine do you have custard though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
What type of cake though
Well there's a few on here partial to lemon drizzle but I think in some situations you can't choose to be picky tats fine do you have custard though "
No no no no no
Custard for pudding, cake needs tea or perhaps cream |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
What type of cake though
Well there's a few on here partial to lemon drizzle but I think in some situations you can't choose to be picky tats fine do you have custard though "
Aaawww.......for goodness sake don't mention lemon drizzle!!
But.......did someone mention custard???
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
It's one of those deep, intense plots that leave you thinking "WAS there a cake?!?"
I hope so As you should well know all newbies must bring cake
Newbie lol?!?
Strawberry cheesecake ok? "
Cheesecake is fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
What type of cake though
Well there's a few on here partial to lemon drizzle but I think in some situations you can't choose to be picky tats fine do you have custard though
No no no no no
Custard for pudding, cake needs tea or perhaps cream"
See you know what's right and wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
What type of cake though
Well there's a few on here partial to lemon drizzle but I think in some situations you can't choose to be picky tats fine do you have custard though
Aaawww.......for goodness sake don't mention lemon drizzle!!
But.......did someone mention custard???
"
Custard should only be used for puddings or wrestling in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
What type of cake though
Well there's a few on here partial to lemon drizzle but I think in some situations you can't choose to be picky tats fine do you have custard though
No no no no no
Custard for pudding, cake needs tea or perhaps cream
See you know what's right and wrong "
And what's good and bad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
What type of cake though
Well there's a few on here partial to lemon drizzle but I think in some situations you can't choose to be picky tats fine do you have custard though
Aaawww.......for goodness sake don't mention lemon drizzle!!
But.......did someone mention custard???
"
looks like its not allowed mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
What type of cake though
Well there's a few on here partial to lemon drizzle but I think in some situations you can't choose to be picky tats fine do you have custard though
Aaawww.......for goodness sake don't mention lemon drizzle!!
But.......did someone mention custard???
looks like its not allowed mate "
It is if we get trixie and sexysprcs wrestling in it |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
What type of cake though
Well there's a few on here partial to lemon drizzle but I think in some situations you can't choose to be picky tats fine do you have custard though
Aaawww.......for goodness sake don't mention lemon drizzle!!
But.......did someone mention custard???
looks like its not allowed mate "
But I've got a personal stock!! Ha ha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
What type of cake though
Well there's a few on here partial to lemon drizzle but I think in some situations you can't choose to be picky tats fine do you have custard though
Aaawww.......for goodness sake don't mention lemon drizzle!!
But.......did someone mention custard???
looks like its not allowed mate
It is if we get trixie and sexysprcs wrestling in it"
Erm I didn't say I'd be wrestling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Achh you got loadsa friends godess, i have none, be fine
This was a very special friend though. Ah well, that's life."
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Leaving,,,on a jet plane, kinda thing? Or leaving fabs? |
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"Achh you got loadsa friends godess, i have none, be fine
This was a very special friend though. Ah well, that's life.,
Leaving,,,on a jet plane, kinda thing? Or leaving fabs?"
Leaving Fab. I wish him all the best. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any room left on the sofa for a wee one?
I'll bring beer, cake and a porno! batman squeeeeze up...heres another one.....
Aw cheers babe, but can I sit next to you instead of batman (no offence batman!)? i can sit on ur knee ?
Oh yes please!!!!
But be warned, if I get excited I WILL bounce up and down! leave that to me
Thought we were playing hid the popcorn
And watching the porno I brought?!?
Depends whats the story line
Hhhhhhmmm, a storyline?!?
Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl, girl says she wants more, they join Fab as a couple and fuck happily ever after.
You forgot to add in the part about cake
What type of cake though
Well there's a few on here partial to lemon drizzle but I think in some situations you can't choose to be picky tats fine do you have custard though
Aaawww.......for goodness sake don't mention lemon drizzle!!
But.......did someone mention custard???
looks like its not allowed mate
It is if we get trixie and sexysprcs wrestling in it
Erm I didn't say I'd be wrestling "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV "
Snap!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sad and lonely tonight. My bestest friend is leaving soon. End of a great four years.
Can we tempt them to stay with cake.
Lol Charlie. "
If those legs can't make them stay, no amount of cake can |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sad and lonely tonight. My bestest friend is leaving soon. End of a great four years.
Can we tempt them to stay with cake.
Lol Charlie.
If those legs can't make them stay, no amount of cake can"
Damn it! There's me thinking the cake would have worked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Andrew Marr on Walter Scott and now Rob Brydon. Not bad TV after all. No popcorn left from the greedy sods above though. Sweet and salty for me."
Here, have a strawberry, if you reach from the other end of the sofa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Andrew Marr on Walter Scott and now Rob Brydon. Not bad TV after all. No popcorn left from the greedy sods above though. Sweet and salty for me.
Here, have a strawberry, if you reach from the other end of the sofa."
Dips it in the melted chocolate and waits for it (the chocolate) to harden. |
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"I'm sad and lonely tonight. My bestest friend is leaving soon. End of a great four years.
Can we tempt them to stay with cake.
Lol Charlie.
If those legs can't make them stay, no amount of cake can"
You are so sweet Mac. Thanks for cheering me up. |
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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV "
I've sad, lonely and on the naughty step xx now budge up and let me in beside you xx have some fresh drinks and ice cream xx |
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
I've sad, lonely and on the naughty step xx now budge up and let me in beside you xx have some fresh drinks and ice cream xx "
If you've got beer you can sit on my knee! |
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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
I've sad, lonely and on the naughty step xx now budge up and let me in beside you xx have some fresh drinks and ice cream xx
If you've got beer you can sit on my knee! "
Think I'm a wee bit heavy to sit on your knee xx
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
I've sad, lonely and on the naughty step xx now budge up and let me in beside you xx have some fresh drinks and ice cream xx
If you've got beer you can sit on my knee!
Think I'm a wee bit heavy to sit on your knee xx
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I've got big knees! |
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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
I've sad, lonely and on the naughty step xx now budge up and let me in beside you xx have some fresh drinks and ice cream xx
If you'vei got beer you can sit on my knee!
Think I'm a wee bit heavy to sit on your knee xx
I've got big knees! "
Ideal xx let's get comfy then xx |
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"It looks like everyone and their granny are off to CJS to night or a social anyone else like me going to be a sad lonely loser watching shit TV
I've sad, lonely and on the naughty step xx now budge up and let me in beside you xx have some fresh drinks and ice cream xx
If you'vei got beer you can sit on my knee!
Think I'm a wee bit heavy to sit on your knee xx
I've got big knees!
Ideal xx let's get comfy then xx "
Watch you don't slip between my legs lol! |
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