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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am a greedy , self centred , self obsessed , dodgy , slippery as an eel , have a smirk second to none , need a moat roond my house, my chandeliers need cleaning , need horse manure , and I need to buy a new stool to stand on wi a plastic bag tied over my head wi a satsuma covered in poppers stuffed in a my gob !!
any suggestions ?....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am sorry to tell you View...you cant get the job as MP....you do not have a sparkly toilet seat or buy tampons!!!
lol!!!!
vol
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oi
my toilet seat is always sparkly lol .... as for the other...... have to pass lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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£2,500 for a plasma screen telly?... no problem
£2,000 for repairs to your tennis courts?...easy
£150 for new lightbulbs? of course...
£3.99 for dog food? priceless!.....
for everything else there's Masturbocard what every wanker MP expects to be slipped into his back pocket |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Regarding these MP's expenses, why the f88k arn't they been prosecuted for fraud?
Oh, they say they are giving the money back, oh thats Okay then isn't it?
Remember the couple a few months back who realised that they could take out money from an ATM and not be taken from their bank account? They were prosecuted, they weren't told they could just hand back the money were they?
How can we trust MP's ever again?
Steve |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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totally agree dude.......
that hazell blears or sumit was smug as feck the other day getting in a car .. smirking..... yet she gives money back now and not a sign of humility from here
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