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Well...........

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

.......cut my bollocks off with a rusty butter knife, it's Saturday! I'm up at obscene O'Clock with a fucker of a hangover, looks like the weather is gonna be shit, I've just been told what my final lawyers bill is for my divorce and I think I tried to pump next door neighbours border collie last night. Know what? I don't give a fuck.....I'm going to CJ's tonight and I'm feeling like a gypsies dog with 2 dicks!! Wooooooohooooooo! Enjoy your Saturday everyone....I'm gonna!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a great time. Wish I was coming too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a great time. Wish I was coming too x"

Next time Mrs, you gotta get that peachy ass there next time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a great time. Wish I was coming too x

Next time Mrs, you gotta get that peachy ass there next time

You know I will try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sounds like a fan night to be had hope you all have fun hope to join you all some time

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

Ya lightweight, I'm up and had the mutt out for a walk.... Oh and no hangover

Hope your gonna be on form tonight mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ya lightweight, I'm up and had the mutt out for a walk.... Oh and no hangover

Hope your gonna be on form tonight mr

More than my life's worth not to be JC! It's FabFems fault I'm hungover....she laced my Magners with Turps last night. She's trying to kill me you know?

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

"Ya lightweight, I'm up and had the mutt out for a walk.... Oh and no hangover

Hope your gonna be on form tonight mr

More than my life's worth not to be JC! It's FabFems fault I'm hungover....she laced my Magners with Turps last night. She's trying to kill me you know? "

Shocking, I think you should stick with mrs fc, she seems much nicer to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shocking, I think you should stick with mrs fc, she seems much nicer to you

That's what I was thinking...Mrs FC is classy....not like that slapper!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heard that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shows how pissed you were, next door neighbours dog is a dachshund....be a better night tonight though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"shows how pissed you were, next door neighbours dog is a dachshund....be a better night tonight though"

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By *ikerbob1957Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ya lightweight, I'm up and had the mutt out for a walk.... Oh and no hangover

Hope your gonna be on form tonight mr

More than my life's worth not to be JC! It's FabFems fault I'm hungover....she laced my Magners with Turps last night. She's trying to kill me you know?

Sounds serious, better make a complaint to the police and get her jailed as a danger to society"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sounds serious, better make a complaint to the police and get her jailed as a danger to society"

It's terrible having to take out a restraining order against your own sister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds serious, better make a complaint to the police and get her jailed as a danger to society

It's terrible having to take out a restraining order against your own sister

I will mock you from afar floppy cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will mock you from afar floppy cock

Awwww thanks rotten fanny....love ya xxxx

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