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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who do you reckon are the biggest tarts (1 male 1 female) on Fab, who is just the most outrageous flirt and biggest tease? Now this post is intended as a bit if fun, a bit of banter let's not be nasty, petty or use it as a means of settling scores.
My nominations are:
1) Boywonder - total hing oot
2) Fabfem -she may be my "sister" but she's just such a bike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who do I flirt with?
I thought I just insulted everyone not flirted with them 
Ah but everyone knows it's just like the boy at school who pulled your pigtails  "
More like pinged my bra strap when I was sitting quietly doing my work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who do I flirt with?
I thought I just insulted everyone not flirted with them
Ah but everyone knows it's just like the boy at school who pulled your pigtails
More like pinged my bra strap when I was sitting quietly doing my work "
Even I don't believe that last statement Missy lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll show you scorched love  "
You know the head Dr said you're not allowed to play with fire after that incident at the Girl Guides hall. Pffft your easily winning the female nomination....better start preparing your acceptance speech! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two biggest. Tarts phew that's a tough. One???surprised you never got a vote captain "
I know he's a bigger male tart than the 2 of us put together! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just accept is Ozzie.
You are the biggest tart on fab and you have dragged me down with you. I was an upstanding member of fab until I started talking to you. You have dragged me through the muck with you by my hair I might add  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just accept is Ozzie.
You are the biggest tart on fab and you have dragged me down with you. I was an upstanding member of fab until I started talking to you. You have dragged me through the muck with you by my hair I might add "
Ohhh aye, upstanding....kinda hard when you're on your back 24/7 you streetwalker!! Hair? Oh you just can not help yourself can you, yes I am a chrome dome, a skin, a baldy! You've still got more hair on your chest than me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ohhh aye, upstanding....kinda hard when you're on your back 24/7 you streetwalker!! Hair? Oh you just can not help yourself can you, yes I am a chrome dome, a skin, a baldy! You've still got more hair on your chest than me!! "
I'm only a streetwalker because you pimp me out and my chest area is hair free at the moment. I have just had it waxed  you have more hairs in your lugs than on your bonce  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just accept is Ozzie.
You are the biggest tart on fab and you have dragged me down with you. I was an upstanding member of fab until I started talking to you. You have dragged me through the muck with you by my hair I might add
Ohhh aye, upstanding....kinda hard when you're on your back 24/7 you streetwalker!! Hair? Oh you just can not help yourself can you, yes I am a chrome dome, a skin, a baldy! You've still got more hair on your chest than me!! "
I've seen ye in the pub after a couple o pints of the Black stuff, yer a brazen hussie Ozzie. Brazen I say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So is that it then. Ozzie and I are the biggest tarts
Speak for yourself I ain't confessing to anything"
Sorry mate the public have voted you are it still cant believe I got more votes than Jack  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Speak for yourself I ain't confessing to anything
Really??? "
Let me qualify that last comment. I am not confessing to being a tart as it isn't true. You on the other hand are a massive tart and I'll bet you're a "snowflake" as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Speak for yourself I ain't confessing to anything
Really???
Let me qualify that last comment. I am not confessing to being a tart as it isn't true. You on the other hand are a massive tart and I'll bet you're a "snowflake" as well"
Now I know where my period pants went your sick!!  they better be washed and sitting on my doorstep before next month |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thornliebank... If the arse end of the universe had an arse end, it'd be Thornliebank.
Or arden.. bets the flat was at Kennishead flats lol...."
My paper round wasKennishead flats LMAO |
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"Now I know where my period pants went your sick!! they better be washed and sitting on my doorstep before next month"
I wouldn't touch your pants supposing I was wearing asbestos gloves! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I beg to differ
I heard you're good at begging...giving paws and rolling over and playing dead!"
I'm talented. Think I might go on britains got talent.
Actually that programme won't be on in Scotland if we get independence. I might need to vote no now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm talented. Think I might go on britains got talent.
Actually that programme won't be on in Scotland if we get independence. I might need to vote no now "
Oh for the love of Christ don't mention the "I" word, this thread is quite light hearted!!  |
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didn't mean tart just a nice flirt. Ozzie is the man tart 
