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"If you found the person above in your bed what would you do?" think i was dreaming | |||
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"Cry " thats what happened last time | |||
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"Meant for LMN" Wonder what the hell happened last night | |||
"Meant for LMN" I would make some nice breakfast in bed and plan our shopping trip | |||
"Meant for LMN Wonder what the hell happened last night " I would laugh my head off then stick his under the covers | |||
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"He wouldn't be there,lol" smile and shove my face in those boobies | |||
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"be very happy lol " Ask to see her green thumb | |||
"be very happy lol Ask to see her green thumb " ask were the girls went | |||
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"Deny EVERYTHING " make him tidy my shoe collection then make breakfast | |||
"Deny EVERYTHING make him tidy my shoe collection then make breakfast " tell a joke and find out if i can make her smile | |||
"Deny EVERYTHING make him tidy my shoe collection then make breakfast " Say "Gies a winch Mrs" | |||
"Deny EVERYTHING make him tidy my shoe collection then make breakfast Say "Gies a winch Mrs"" I would lie still pretending I'm asleep until he leaves | |||
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"I would lie still pretending I'm asleep until he leaves " I would have a massive grin and get back into bed! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/14 20:41:45]" Didn't know you liked boywonder that much I would snuggle into him | |||
"[Removed by poster at 20/08/14 20:41:45] Didn't know you liked boywonder that much I would snuggle into him" snuggle in and go back to sleep | |||
"[Removed by poster at 20/08/14 20:41:45] Didn't know you liked boywonder that much I would snuggle into himsnuggle in and go back to sleep " tape his fekin fingers. The gether | |||
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"I would lie still pretending I'm asleep until he leaves " Told you before the only way I'd lie naked next to you would be in a mass grave! | |||
"I would lie still pretending I'm asleep until he leaves Told you before the only way I'd lie naked next to you would be in a mass grave! " ask did we really fuck 4 nuns last night | |||
"Ask did we really fuck 4 nuns last night " You're my new wingman!! | |||
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"Ask did we really fuck 4 nuns last night You're my new wingman!! " I didn't want to tell everyone your just bitter because I keep turning you down but you have left me no choice. I would kick him out | |||
"I didn't want to tell everyone your just bitter because I keep turning you down but you have left me no choice. I would kick him out " Ask her who said she could get out of the dogs basket! | |||
"I didn't want to tell everyone your just bitter because I keep turning you down but you have left me no choice. I would kick him out Ask her who said she could get out of the dogs basket! " But I'm cold | |||
"I didn't want to tell everyone your just bitter because I keep turning you down but you have left me no choice. I would kick him out Ask her who said she could get out of the dogs basket! " Check for a sore bum then request a cuppa. While he's gone, have a quick panic & check all my worldly possessions are still there | |||
"I didn't want to tell everyone your just bitter because I keep turning you down but you have left me no choice. I would kick him out Ask her who said she could get out of the dogs basket! But I'm cold " Andy can heat you up.....Jezzebell!! | |||
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"Ask how many sugars he takes in his tea lmao " Ask him if he brought his slippers. I want a go | |||
"Distract him with cartoons while I fetch my german Knife set!!!!! Oh and then move to Ibrox to ensure that doesnt happen again LOL" pmsl | |||
"Distract him with cartoons while I fetch my german Knife set!!!!! Oh and then move to Ibrox to ensure that doesnt happen again LOL pmsl" ask if she wants round 2 | |||
"Ask how many sugars he takes in his tea lmao " I'm sweet enough stud muffin lol | |||
"Ask how many sugars he takes in his tea lmao I'm sweet enough stud muffin lol" Get the strapon out | |||
"Ask how many sugars he takes in his tea lmao I'm sweet enough stud muffin lol Get the strapon out " Get the belt at the ready | |||
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"Ask how many sugars he takes in his tea lmao Ask him if he brought his slippers. I want a go " More then welcome to try any time . . Slippers of course that is you can even leave them on lol x | |||
"Ask how many sugars he takes in his tea lmao Ask him if he brought his slippers. I want a go More then welcome to try any time . . Slippers of course that is you can even leave them on lol x " Ask if those slippers bite lol | |||
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"Ask how many sugars he takes in his tea lmao Ask him if he brought his slippers. I want a go More then welcome to try any time . . Slippers of course that is you can even leave them on lol x Ask if those slippers bite lol " is it your birthday already i thought we were waiting till then | |||
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"Get the strapon out " LMN.....I said sorry for the Liverpool comment...please put the strap on the f&$k away!!!!! | |||
"Ask how many sugars he takes in his tea lmao Ask him if he brought his slippers. I want a go More then welcome to try any time . . Slippers of course that is you can even leave them on lol x Ask if those slippers bite lol is it your birthday already i thought we were waiting till then " Haha naw no yet still nearly a year to go | |||
"Get the strapon out LMN.....I said sorry for the Liverpool comment...please put the strap on the f&$k away!!!!! " Get my strapon on and peg him like he has never been pegged before | |||
"Ask how many sugars he takes in his tea lmao Ask him if he brought his slippers. I want a go More then welcome to try any time . . Slippers of course that is you can even leave them on lol x Ask if those slippers bite lol is it your birthday already i thought we were waiting till then Haha naw no yet still nearly a year to go " oft need to think of another way to get you in my bed then | |||
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"Jump out before I was booted out " Run to Asda and buy him some boxers | |||
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"Ask how many sugars he takes in his tea lmao Ask him if he brought his slippers. I want a go More then welcome to try any time . . Slippers of course that is you can even leave them on lol x Ask if those slippers bite lol is it your birthday already i thought we were waiting till then Haha naw no yet still nearly a year to go oft need to think of another way to get you in my bed then " Hides under my quilt lol | |||
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"Get my strapon on and peg him like he has never been pegged before " Dad doesn't really like it and not do I and I'm fucking sick to the back teeth of mum telling you it as well! | |||
"Ask how many sugars he takes in his tea lmao Ask him if he brought his slippers. I want a go More then welcome to try any time . . Slippers of course that is you can even leave them on lol x Ask if those slippers bite lol " Only bite on demand but they do enjoy having a good munch and nibble | |||
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"Extract his teeth. " Tell him to stop biting my toe nails | |||
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"Ask why he still is dressed in his suit.....lol" Wouldn't be for long once near you | |||
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"Stick the electric blanket on and snuggle up......he looks cold. " im am cold and I do like snuggles and to above. would go harder as requested :P | |||
"Stick the electric blanket on and snuggle up......he looks cold. im am cold and I do like snuggles and to above. would go harder as requested :P" Mmmmmm love it hard, | |||
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"Stick the electric blanket on and snuggle up......he looks cold. im am cold and I do like snuggles and to above. would go harder as requested :P Mmmmmm love it hard," Roll over, I have something for you | |||
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"a gentleman never tells " That's all very well, but what would YOU do? | |||
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"politely inquire as to how he came to naked in my bed. and then make French toast" French toast with cheese? | |||
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"suppose so strange naked new friend. and since your back in ma bed again... im gonna lend you some trousers this time lol" And rigger boots? | |||
"What's a student doing in bed anyway??" Waiting for Bargain Hunt to start. | |||
"What's a student doing in bed anyway??" still summer from uni till September 17th haha and naw yer no getting ma boots. I need them for when fabfem comes round | |||
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"know there was a god" the devil? | |||
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"Think I'd keep her there for a few hours and have my wicked way x" Me? | |||
"Think I'd keep her there for a few hours and have my wicked way x Me? " aye you haha | |||
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"Drag her to cj's with us on Saturday night! " Can I come? Can I? Please, please, pleaseeeeeee | |||
"Drag her to cj's with us on Saturday night! Can I come? Can I? Please, please, pleaseeeeeee " more ice cream | |||
"Drag her to cj's with us on Saturday night! Can I come? Can I? Please, please, pleaseeeeeee more ice cream " why thank you! It would be my round for cream cones lol | |||
"Drag her to cj's with us on Saturday night! Can I come? Can I? Please, please, pleaseeeeeee more ice cream why thank you! It would be my round for cream cones lol " well i will need something to lick | |||
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