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over a year ago
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"I found my 1st grey one the other day...I'm on the road oot. Soon be time for the pipe, baffies and Ovaltine for me"
Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago |
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"I found my 1st grey one the other day...I'm on the road oot. Soon be time for the pipe, baffies and Ovaltine for me
Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago"
Aren't Jacks pubes kinda public anyway with his hisory lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I found my 1st grey one the other day...I'm on the road oot. Soon be time for the pipe, baffies and Ovaltine for me
Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago"
why. Don't you two. Get a room cmon playtime. Is over  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago"
I can't get to the kettle for trying to climb over your incontinence knickers |
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"I found my 1st grey one the other day...I'm on the road oot. Soon be time for the pipe, baffies and Ovaltine for me
Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time agowhy. Don't you two. Get a room cmon playtime. Is over "
We don't need a room a wrestling ring would be better  |
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"Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago
I can't get to the kettle for trying to climb over your incontinence knickers"
I only need incontinence knickers because I can't stop laughing at you in a tutu with a cucumber stuck up your........ |
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"We don't need a room a wrestling ring would be better "
That sounded like the offer of a square go??Given the fact you're from Ayrshire can I just say you're at an unfair advantage in that you have six fingers in each hand and this six knuckles, and a denser skull due to years of inbreeding. I demand I be allowed the use of a cricket bat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it "
Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!
Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins  |
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"Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago
I can't get to the kettle for trying to climb over your incontinence knickers
I only need incontinence knickers because I can't stop laughing at you in a tutu with a cucumber stuck up your........ "
And I was trying to keep your penance a secret as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago
I can't get to the kettle for trying to climb over your incontinence knickers
I only need incontinence knickers because I can't stop laughing at you in a tutu with a cucumber stuck up your........
And I was trying to keep your penance a secret as well "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We don't need a room a wrestling ring would be better
That sounded like the offer of a square go??Given the fact you're from Ayrshire can I just say you're at an unfair advantage in that you have six fingers in each hand and this six knuckles, and a denser skull due to years of inbreeding. I demand I be allowed the use of a cricket bat!"
Right just tell everyone the truth. He is really my brother and husband.  you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it
Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!
Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins "
Did you just. Hit on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it
Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!
Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins Did you just. Hit on me "
Haha.....nope...kinda the fit lady with very edible breasts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins
Sorry I'm washing my public hair  "
Shit :-/......can't we wash our public hair privately away from the public in private? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it
Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!
Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins Did you just. Hit on me
Haha.....nope...kinda the fit lady with very edible breasts"
damm that fab fem foiled again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins
Sorry I'm washing my public hair
Shit :-/......can't we wash our public hair privately away from the public in private? "
I always forget to shut the blind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it
Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!
Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins Did you just. Hit on me
Haha.....nope...kinda the fit lady with very edible breastsdamm that fab fem foiled again. "
Well I'm washing my public hair so you can have him instead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it
Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!
Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins Did you just. Hit on me
Haha.....nope...kinda the fit lady with very edible breastsdamm that fab fem foiled again. "
Haha......This Welshman might be spending some time in your lovely country soon.....although only aberdeen before onto shetlands........where it's gonna be.....not so lovely....cold...windy and wet....:-/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it
Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!
Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins Did you just. Hit on me
Haha.....nope...kinda the fit lady with very edible breastsdamm that fab fem foiled again.
Well I'm washing my public hair so you can have him instead "
Ah well.....captain jack it is.....what do you look like win heels buddy?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ah well.....captain jack it is.....what do you look like win heels buddy?
He looks lovely in heels and miniskirt "
obviously said that shit was our secret?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah well.....captain jack it is.....what do you look like win heels buddy?
He looks lovely in heels and miniskirt obviously said that shit was our secret?? "
I think it's time you came out the closet jack. Were all friends here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah well.....captain jack it is.....what do you look like win heels buddy?
He looks lovely in heels and miniskirt obviously said that shit was our secret?? "
Mate never confide in her and take the view that anything you tell her will be out there for public consumption. She knew that tutu and cucumbers incident required years of counselling for me and gave not a fuck. Blabbermouth!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mate never confide in her and take the view that anything you tell her will be out there for public consumption. She knew that tutu and cucumbers incident required years of counselling for me and gave not a fuck. Blabbermouth!!"
Jack doesn't mind because he's my bitch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jack doesn't mind because he's my bitch
Just remember who yo daddy is, jive assed cracker ho and don't be making me unleash the "Pimp Hand". Where's my money? "
Soz Daddy  I didn mak non the day Onest a dint |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Soz Daddy I didn mak non the day Onest a dint "
Well bitch if you sucked some dick as often as yo spaced out skank ass sucks on that damn crack pipe of yo's I'd be rolling in greenbacks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Soz Daddy I didn mak non the day Onest a dint
Well bitch if you sucked some dick as often as yo spaced out skank ass sucks on that damn crack pipe of yo's I'd be rolling in greenbacks! "
A fot a wis ur spcial girl now? dnt fink I need 2 do it no more? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That sounded like the offer of a square go??Given the fact you're from Ayrshire can I just say you're at an unfair advantage in that you have six fingers in each hand and this six knuckles, and a denser skull due to years of inbreeding. I demand I be allowed the use of a cricket bat!"
Lmao the full of Ayrshire go to a wedding and stand at 1 side of the church lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends who is part of the bride and who is part of the groom stand at both sides lol"
That's rubbish. So you mean to say the bride and grooms family aren't related? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's rubbish. So you mean to say the bride and grooms family aren't related? "
Aww wee poppet....outside of Ayrshire daddy isn't also uncle and brother. It's a wee shame for her, she's "special" xxx |
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