"My cock is so tremendously huge & incredibly beautiful that it makes many of the world's top porn stars weep & every woman I meet go weak at the knees."
Do they recover from their giggles, nothing worse than a femme fixing that ruler right side up.
Cm are smaller than In
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It's a curse as well as a blessing you know. Every morning when I try to leave the house there are crowds of ravenous women. It's like a pack of zombies wanting delicious brains, except these are women waning man brain (because we all know where a man's brain is) |
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"It's a curse as well as a blessing you know. Every morning when I try to leave the house there are crowds of ravenous women. It's like a pack of zombies wanting delicious brains, except these are women waning man brain (because we all know where a man's brain is)"
I passed you this morning but couldn't say hi for the crowd surrounding ya I was gutted!!!..  |
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"My cock is so tremendously huge & incredibly beautiful that it makes many of the world's top porn stars weep & every woman I meet go weak at the knees."
Thats un-canny...more than a coincidence..lol.
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"Guitar boy
I invented fun. Your not even in the same universe as me
Cum tae Glasgow n see big lgts  "
You invented it you say? Good on you. However I'm quite happy with my wee universe thanks & the people who choose to come visit me in it from time to time. Especially the ones who bring cake. |
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"Take a chainsaw, and food. Could be in for a looooooong night there
You bring the power tools. And stovies!!!!
Muahaha
Lxxx"
I got the tools, if you got the attachments
You'll get stovies when I get my demands taken care of! Xxx |
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