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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you put your hand in the person above's pocket what would you find?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alcoholics Anonymous membership card

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bloody shock

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

a bra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you put your hand in the person above's pocket what would you find? "
the remote control for her love eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you put your hand in the person above's pocket what would you find? the remote control for her love eggs

Eddie Stobart application form

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If you put your hand in the person above's pocket what would you find? the remote control for her love eggs

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all the fab fems phone numbers in a little black book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you put your hand in the person above's pocket what would you find? the remote control for her love eggs

Eddie Stobart application form

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cow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you put your hand in the person above's pocket what would you find? the remote control for her love eggs

Eddie Stobart application form

cow

My pockets aren't that big

54p and a fishermans friend

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If you put your hand in the person above's pocket what would you find? the remote control for her love eggs

Eddie Stobart application form

cow

My pockets aren't that big

54p and a fishermans friend"
book of insults lol

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By *ikerbob1957Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Fisherman's friend - condom, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A map to the g spot,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A map to the g spot,"

Hubby's balls

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A map to the g spot,"
pocket of unused condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A map to the g spot,pocket of unused condoms "

I don't need an insult book it just comes naturally

A tissue and a ring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A very small pump

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A very small pump

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spare thongs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A very small pump

spare thongs lol

A wig comb

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By *stwoCouple over a year ago

anywhere

My wife's phone number

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/08/14 22:20:04]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A very small pump

spare thongs lol

A wig comb "

Train ticket to wales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A whip,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A whip,"

Perfume and a spare mankini.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A whip,

Perfume and a spare mankini.

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nothing so I nipped in some insect repellent lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

baby oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"baby oil"

His wedding ring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An admission that's she's a novice when it comes to insults

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"An admission that's she's a novice when it comes to insults"
A boomerang to play with when camping lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An admission that's she's a novice when it comes to insultsA boomerang to play with when camping lol

Her pants

Dirty stop out

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

A left over party popper

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A left over party popper

"
his little black book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A left over party popper

his little black book

Keys to a pink cadillac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/08/14 22:47:47]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A left over party popper

his little black book

Keys to a pink cadillac"
a tie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A left over party popper

his little black book

Keys to a pink cadillaca tie

Bombay mix!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A left over party popper

his little black book

Keys to a pink cadillaca tie

Bombay mix!"
new tiny whites

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A left over party popper

his little black book

Keys to a pink cadillaca tie

Bombay mix!new tiny whites

My virginity x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A left over party popper

his little black book

Keys to a pink cadillaca tie

Bombay mix!new tiny whites

My virginity x"
huh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A well thumbed copy of the Kama Sutra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A well thumbed copy of the Kama Sutra"

Cinema tickets and rum balls....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A well thumbed copy of the Kama Sutra"

A hole AAAAhhhhh!!! Just touched his cheesy cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A well thumbed copy of the Kama Sutra

A hole AAAAhhhhh!!! Just touched his cheesy cock

Baby oil and nipple clamps x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hole AAAAhhhhh!!! Just touched his cheesy cock

A bear trap....oh no that's just her fanny...because it's got teeth!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"[Removed by poster at 16/08/14 23:03:16]"
silk garter and panties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/08/14 23:03:16]silk garter and panties

Or maybe the groom off the top of tge cake?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"[Removed by poster at 16/08/14 23:03:16]silk garter and panties

Or maybe the groom off the top of tge cake?"
matches to light the fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/08/14 23:03:16]silk garter and panties

Or maybe the groom off the top of tge cake?matches to light the fire

"
little black book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smart phone with broken screen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smart phone with broken screen.

A whip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The phone numbers for every cop shop within a 30 mile radius of Paisley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The phone numbers for every cop shop within a 30 mile radius of Paisley

Nuns tights 3 pair as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The phone numbers for every cop shop within a 30 mile radius of Paisley

Nuns tights 3 pair as well

Car keys x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Loose change and a wallet with a out of date condom in it.

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Keys to a yellow cinquecento, some blue smarties and a red lipstick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keys to a yellow cinquecento, some blue smarties and a red lipstick

Cakes cakes & More cakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keys to a yellow cinquecento, some blue smarties and a red lipstick

Cakes cakes & More cakes

"
no knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keys to a yellow cinquecento, some blue smarties and a red lipstick

Cakes cakes & More cakes

no knickers

My knickers thank you wondered where they were

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Another 3 pairs of stolen handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another 3 pairs of stolen handcuffs

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the keys to those handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Used" tissues?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Used" tissues?"

Unused tissues!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Used" tissues?

Unused tissues!!!

Correct...

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman over a year ago

aberdeen

Flavoured condoms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you put your hand in the person above's pocket what would you find? "

you have clothes

Moisturiser cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mini vibe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this what I would find in my pocket? Or the person above? Lol I do have pockets but nothing is in them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this what I would find in my pocket? Or the person above? Lol I do have pockets but nothing is in them

Some "crack cocaine"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this what I would find in my pocket? Or the person above? Lol I do have pockets but nothing is in them

Some "crack cocaine"

Oooh cheeky!!!

A dummies guide for good banter!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Car keys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger I was going to say that to u

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By *unter_hoodMan over a year ago

Birmingham

My bloody mankini

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Map

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keys to a Skoda?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keys to a Skoda?"

Cheers M8 now everyone knows

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By *unter_hoodMan over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keys to a Skoda?

Cheers M8 now everyone knows "

Everyone knows a Skoda is just a VW with the good bits taken out, and an Audi is just a Skoda with better carpets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keys to a Skoda?

Cheers M8 now everyone knows

Everyone knows a Skoda is just a VW with the good bits taken out, and an Audi is just a Skoda with better carpets.

Underwear you forgot to put on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keys to a Skoda?

Cheers M8 now everyone knows

Everyone knows a Skoda is just a VW with the good bits taken out, and an Audi is just a Skoda with better carpets.

"
knowing you jocks you'd find nothing in there lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A silver bullet, handcuffs, nipple clamps and a packet of polo mints

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keys to a Skoda?

Cheers M8 now everyone knows

Everyone knows a Skoda is just a VW with the good bits taken out, and an Audi is just a Skoda with better carpets.

knowing you jocks you'd find nothing in there lol"

Directions back to England

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then call it a vw, skodas should be made into dog food cans,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now lets play fair , post is about pick pockets not cars lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Teehee am bad,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Teehee am bad,

Very as i have heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Teehee am bad,

Very as i have heard

A panda keyring

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By *unter_hoodMan over a year ago

Birmingham

My cock ring.... with chain attached

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Teehee am bad,

Very as i have heard

A panda keyring "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

His big fat wallet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His big fat wallet "

Mine, Boywonder and DLT's broken hearts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His big fat wallet

Mine, Boywonder and DLT's broken hearts"

My shattered illusions,

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