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Favourite Film Quotes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bored out my tree and hungover as you will no doubt gather. What is your favourite quote from a movie? Can be something you found funny, sad or just something that made you think!

Mines is "The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a persons conscience".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasn't in a movie it was on corrie,

Your Norman Bates with a briefcase,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nobody puts baby in the corner from dirty dancing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Noooooooooo not Corrie....fecking hate that show lol lol

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By *ikerbob1957Man over a year ago

Glasgow

The quote is from Dirty Harry. "Do you fell lucky?" Would love to use it in real life, lol

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By *ikerbob1957Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Noooooooooo not Corrie....fecking hate that show lol lol

Well aid that man. My feelings entirely.

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By *ikerbob1957Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Oops. That should have been "well said"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Soap operas.....bubble gum for the brain!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my kind of post will be thinking of my fav films all day lol

" ceser is home " named our pup this when we brought him home

Planet of the apes!!!! Recent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horses?Horses?-We can't afford no horses you dummy-send down a couple o' them niggers!

Blazing Saddles,priceless! Just a mad funny film.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a belly full of white dog crap and you lay this shit on me!?

Stepbrothers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Anderson ? .... Matrix

The first rule of fight club is ?... Lol

How do you like them apples ?... Good will hunting .....

.....r w

And just to clear up clint Eastwood/ Dirty Harry said

" do you feel lucky ..... Punk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history" the late, great Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was meinst du Fegelein nicht finden können? Suchen Sie für ihn! Ich möchte Fegelein auf einmal zu sehen! Wenn er unerlaubt geht, ist, dass Desertion. Verrat! Bringen Sie mir Fegelein!

Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my fave an an absolute classic.

You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must say, the mind reels. Holly Golightly breakfast at tiffneys bloody iconic..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pour me a john Daniels will ya son?

""Sir its jack daniels", when you've known him as long as i have kid, you can call him any god damn thing ya like,

. Scent of a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history" the late, great Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I cant shoot this son of a bitch lets see if we can have a little fun with him"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pour me a john Daniels will ya son?

""Sir its jack daniels", when you've known him as long as i have kid, you can call him any god damn thing ya like,

. Scent of a woman.

Amazing film. I was chatting with someone the other night who hadn't seen Scent of A Woman and I just thought "You poor deprived soul" lol

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By *ikerbob1957Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I love old war films like Battle of Britain so the sound of a merlin engine and "bandits at 2 o'clock , tally ho chaps" still makes me tingle when I remember all those brave boys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

whhhhh, what?

"Say What one more time i dare ya!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A draw of the fag then slight swagger

Am yer huckleberry !!!! Val Kilmer as doc Holliday in ???? Shit it's gone???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A draw of the fag then slight swagger

Am yer huckleberry !!!! Val Kilmer as doc Holliday in ???? Shit it's gone???

Tombstone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A draw of the fag then slight swagger

Am yer huckleberry !!!! Val Kilmer as doc Holliday in ???? Shit it's gone???

"I have two guns, one for each of ya"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Relating to fab:-

(User no longer on site) = "I'll be back"

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By *ustforalaugh1Man over a year ago

Glasgow

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

Classic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a belly full of white dog crap and you lay this shit on me!?

Stepbrothers "

Hahahaha quality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pour me a john Daniels will ya son?

""Sir its jack daniels", when you've known him as long as i have kid, you can call him any god damn thing ya like,

. Scent of a woman.

Amazing film. I was chatting with someone the other night who hadn't seen Scent of A Woman and I just thought "You poor deprived soul" lol"
lol, yip, do luv the speech at the end, "what kind of a ratship you runnin here? An ocean going vessel for sea goin snitches" lol

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By *owboy BebopMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's been emotional" George Clooney in from dusk till dawn.....

Also the entire bit outside the club, where Cheech Martin is promoting the club with his "every kind of pussy ! " promo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW! "

Get to the chopper!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"get away from her you biiiiiiiitch!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But I like a cookie" from over the hedge, great film lol (mrs) x

"What the hell are you?" "I'm the wolverine" (mr)

"You picked the wrong house bub" X2

"You ever wake up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake him" coyote ugly (mrs)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"whhhhh, what?

"Say What one more time i dare ya!!"

And later

"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After not finding his hire car in hire car park, miles from airport, running across live runways, through snow, across a busy highway. Eventually gettin back to hire desk. "I want,,,a F***ing car and i want one,,,,,right F***ing Nowww !!" Steve Martin in,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pour me a john Daniels will ya son?

""Sir its jack daniels", when you've known him as long as i have kid, you can call him any god damn thing ya like,

. Scent of a woman.

Amazing film. I was chatting with someone the other night who hadn't seen Scent of A Woman and I just thought "You poor deprived soul" lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"whhhhh, what?

"Say What one more time i dare ya!!"

And later

"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration""

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant of the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next"

Russell Crowe, Gladiator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant of the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next"

Russell Crowe, Gladiator"

Corr that left me weak at the knees crow as Gladiator fannns face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lets get the Flock out off here ( Mel & Danny )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bette Davis in Now Voyager.....

"Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.....".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those aren't pillows

Planes trains. And automobiles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This ship is unsinkable,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bette Davis in Now Voyager.....

"Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.....".

I LOVE this woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You love nearly ever woman you man tart,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You love nearly ever woman you man tart,

Any woman that quotes Bette Davis is in my eyes a Goddess! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You love nearly ever woman you man tart,

Any woman that quotes Bette Davis is in my eyes a Goddess! lol"

Awe oz....you say the nicest things....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm shakin the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world" Jimmy Stewart in It's A Wonderful Life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This stuff willake you a sexuall tyranasaurus....

If it bleeds we can kill it

Get away from her you bitch!

Are we having fun or wht?

Gimme some sugae

Suck on my boomstick

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and Im all outta bubblegum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Russell Crowe, Gladiator"

Hat off to ya mate , reading it sent the shivers down the back

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By *ustforalaugh1Man over a year ago

Glasgow

""I'm shakin the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world" Jimmy Stewart in It's A Wonderful Life"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell Mama, tell mama all......"

Liz Taylor in A Place in the Sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and Im all outta bubblegum.

Superb line, They Live......what a fucking film!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We're putting the band back together"

Jake (Blues Brothers)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We're putting the band back together"

Jake (Blues Brothers)"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh,,aaaaaaagh,,,mmmmmmmm.

from anal gang bang 3

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not 100% accurate I think ?

I want the truth ??... You want the truth ?? You can't handle the truth!!!!!

A few good men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rooster Cogburn- I mean to kill you in one minte ned. Or see you hang in fort smith at judge Parkersburg convenience. Which will it be?

Ned Pepper - I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man!

Rooster Cogburn - well, fill your hands you son of a bitch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Tell Mama, tell mama all......"

Liz Taylor in A Place in the Sun

Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Clift, the most gorgeous couple in movie history.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The day a man cant take off his own pants

He aint a man

The champ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Death by Stereo" the lost boys (mrs) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Let's go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could" Pat O'Brien to the Dead End Kids the very last line in Angels With Dirty Faces.....gets me blubbering every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With his muscles rippling , vanes popping and the look of total and utter rage , he raised both arms over his head and shouts

hulk smash!!!!!!

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By *aintmikeMan over a year ago

glasgow

What we've got here is a failure to communicate,,

Paul Newman in Cool hand luke ,,1967,

Classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate,,

Paul Newman in Cool hand luke ,,1967,

Classic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

James Bond (Sean Connery) Sitting by the pool with a nice bit of 'Bond totty'. Felix Lighter then walks over to Bond to talk spy stuff...then Bond delivers the best line ever.... While smacking the girl on the ass he says "Run along dear...man talk"

Pure class

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By *lue4youCouple over a year ago

Lanarkshire

It can't rain all the time...Eric Draven The Crow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It can't rain all the time...Eric Draven The Crow"

" stop me if you've heard this one! Jesus walkes into a barn hands the in- keeper two nails and asks ... Can you put me up for the night????

The crow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mel Gibson Mad Max 2 - Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would pull that tanker!! You wanna get out of here you talk to me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mel Gibson Mad Max 2 - Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would pull that tanker!! You wanna get out of here you talk to me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are not a god"

"Why dont you pull the trigger and find out"

Emilio estevez in young guns 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" - yeah we no it's a misquote

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By *inkyman looking for funMan over a year ago

bathgate

""Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" - yeah we no it's a misquote

Classic

Or "squeal like a pig Jethro reeeeeeh "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this" Bad Santa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you were only suppose to blow the bloody doors off"

classic italian job lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I live the smell of napalm in the morning" Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""you were only suppose to blow the bloody doors off"

classic italian job lol"

Awesome film!! What

" You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors."

"You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!"

Fucking love that film haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You gotta listen to your boss white boy, "ohh im gonna go walkin in the moonlight wi you", you wanna hold my hand?

Django

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ritchie would you do me a favour and eat my pussy please"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman over a year ago

aberdeen

I carried a watermelon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He didnt run into you,he didnt bump you he didnt nudge you,he rubbed you and rubbing son,is racing":robert duvall in days of thunder

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By *rnycpl2705Couple over a year ago

Killin

Could be a misquote, I've not watched Full Metal Jacket for a while

"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 fucking seconds to wipe that smile from your face or I'm gonna gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you, ONE, TWO, THREE"

Gunnery SGT Hartman

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By *ustforalaugh1Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Demi Moore to her commanding officer after he has just kcked her ass in GI Jane;

Suck my dick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was bitten by a snake and after 5 painful days............the snake dies hahaha

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By *horstrollMan over a year ago

Caprona

Can I help you?

This is where they pay the taxes, right?

Right.

This money is for the year's assessment of Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud Orphanage in Calumet City, Illinois.

5,000 bucks, it's all there pal...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Absolutely LOVING all The Blues Brothers quotes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of the dialogue in Ferris Beulers Day Off

"Charlie don't surf" Apocalypse Now.

"Son. We're all scared" John Wayne

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By *horstrollMan over a year ago

Caprona

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants. The tall one wants white toast, dry, with nothin' on it. And the short one wants four whole fries chickens and a "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying yo tell me? Mrs Robinson.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fucking last one if you. Pulp fiction just before she pisses her self on the table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the chimes end pick up your gun. See if you can reach it Colonel. Just try.

For a Few Dollars More

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's only after we lose everything we are free to do anything" - fight club

So true innit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She's gonna blow" thought it was the one about Red Adair the man who puts out oil well fires. Could be otger films I've seen though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's bloody Brigadoon. 4 Weddings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think you should go home now Henry", but sir, "Henry,,,,i gotta gun!!"

Leathal weapon 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ok,,ok,ok, fellas i'll tell ya why you should never use the drive-thru, b e c a u s e they,,,,FUCK YOU at the drive-thru, they fuck you at the drive-thru, why dyou never use the drive-thru? Because ya get,, Fucked !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's bloody Brigadoon. 4 Weddings."

Love it!! Also.....

" eh, in the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, "I think I love you,"

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By *inkyman looking for funMan over a year ago

bathgate

Good morning Vietnam , this is not a test " this is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the Delta to the dmc . Is that me or does it sound like an Elvis Presley movie , viva danang , Danang heh wasnt the Roman hang me . Hah is it a little early for being this loud . Well heh to late the time is O six hundred , what's the O stand for " O MY GOD ITS EARLY !!!!!!!""

CLASS

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning Vietnam , this is not a test " this is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the Delta to the dmc . Is that me or does it sound like an Elvis Presley movie , viva danang , Danang heh wasnt the Roman hang me . Hah is it a little early for being this loud . Well heh to late the time is O six hundred , what's the O stand for " O MY GOD ITS EARLY !!!!!!!""

CLASS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"THIS IS SPARTA". (Kick to the chest )

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By *inkyman looking for funMan over a year ago

bathgate

Why the fuck is he Mr Black . I don't wanna be Mr fucking Pink , man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't got time for this mickey mouse bullishit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slippery little sucker

I feel the need, the need for speed

You had me at hello

You complete me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" - yeah we no it's a misquote

Not at all, an exact quote..........

from Blazing Saddles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Absolutely LOVING all The Blues Brothers quotes

Its dark and we're wearing sunglasses

cracks me up, don't know why

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By *un be happyCouple over a year ago

glasgow

look ma iv made it top of the world ..then he blows hisself up. ..in white heat .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things,you scare people".

Silver linings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

life is like a box of chocolates

you never know what you gonna get

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have something to say

it's better to burn out than to fade away

highlander great film and sound track

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By *ilthyfun222Woman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now."

Surely you can't be serious?

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne - bette Davis ( can't remember the film)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever does'nt kill you simply makes you,,,stranger"

The joker,in, The Dark Knight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh alright then I AM the Messiah....now FUCK OFF" - Brian in Monty Pythons Life of Brian

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its plump, its juicy, its 3 inches thick. Look at this sorry miserable squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?"

Falling Down

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By *ockyjockyMan over a year ago

G63 countryside

A Maserati? I can can just see you getting four boxes of mackerel and a yew in the back of a Maserati. Now, that's where the Rolls Royce comes into its own!

and

Q. Are you sure there are two L's in Dollar?

A. Aye, and are there no two G's in Bugger Off???

Both from Local Hero.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's not a knife, this is a knife!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That's not a knife, this is a knife!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's not a knife, this is a knife!!!

Skippy, get out of the water!! (Ozzie accent)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna make him an offer he won't refuse. Now just go outside and enjoy yourself. Forget all this nonsense. Listen, I want you to leave it all to me.

nay......

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By *hemanfromdownunderMan over a year ago

HAMILTON

Wish with one hand shit in the other, see what fills up first kid! (Bad Santa)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Owl like sound

What's that ?

It's a Dick fur

What's a Dick fur ?

2 pee with

Spies like us chevey chase

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fecked off I spurt out film quotes all the time and can hardly think of any '!!

" give me back my face !!!! "

????? What film guys ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This your bush ?? Got a special bond with this bush fucking tree hugger !!

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By *aintmikeMan over a year ago

glasgow

Plane Trains and Automobiles,, john candy

and steve martin...where are your hands ,! between to warm pillows says steve martin ,,,those aren't pillows says john candy,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eeeeew, look at that! Who would wanna stay in a place like that?

THAT would be my home!

Oh, and it is looooovely! I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder!

Shrek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pull over ..no it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing

yeah man killer boots

dumb and dumber funniest movie you'll watch !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" you are the answer son!! To whethere we are alone on the universe "

" but can't I just keep prettending I'm your son ?

"But you are my son

"Man of steel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pull over ..no it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing

yeah man killer boots

dumb and dumber funniest movie you'll watch !! "

Oh my god hahahaha!!!!! I love this!

Move it or loose it sister!!

It's okay, I'm a limo driver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pull over ..no it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing

yeah man killer boots

dumb and dumber funniest movie you'll watch !! "

We got no food

We got no jobs

OUT PERS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made a few dollars sold a few stuff petey you sold my dead bird to a blind kid hahah x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made a few dollars sold a few stuff petey you sold my dead bird to a blind kid hahah x"

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saddle up partner

there's some more hitch hikers pick umm up !!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Saddle up partner

there's some more hitch hikers pick umm up !!! X"

Mock, yeah, ing, yeah, bird, yeah, yeah, yeah, mocking bird (bird) everybody have you head (have you heard)

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By *ockyjockyMan over a year ago

G63 countryside

Nice Beaver! = Leslie Neilson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahah too funny fair play

!! It was just a goof Maaan ....check pleassee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hahah too funny fair play

!! It was just a goof Maaan ....check pleassee "

Clearly I liked the film errrr than you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It deffo a brings back memories haha ad agree that we both loved that film lol

needty be catching up on it sometime :p xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It deffo a brings back memories haha ad agree that we both loved that film lol

needty be catching up on it sometime :p xx"

Together?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ofcourse needty laugh at that film together !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ofcourse needty laugh at that film together !

xx"

Pitty I've blocked you eh

haha joke! Xx

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By *lay_Mate_RequiredMan over a year ago

eadt kilbride

"I turn my back for one moment then you stick it up my ass. Literally!"

" For your information, you stuck it in your own ass!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You talking to me Bobby D

Right turn Clyde Clint Eastwood

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.....aren't you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fecked off I spurt out film quotes all the time and can hardly think of any '!!

" give me back my face !!!! "

????? What film guys ?? "

??FACE OFF??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.....aren't you ?

You are biased.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fecked off I spurt out film quotes all the time and can hardly think of any '!!

" give me back my face !!!! "

????? What film guys ??

??FACE OFF??"
mr

Nope 2008/9 it came out !! " is that bean juice ? Ye human been juice, the comedians !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" Verbal Kint/Keyser Soze in The Usual Suspects

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pull over ..no it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing

yeah man killer boots

dumb and dumber funniest movie you'll watch !!

We got no food

We got no jobs

OUT PERS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!! "

Love this one. Another great Jim Carey quote is one of my favourites ever.

"if I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer" - Ace Ventura

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By *owboy BebopMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"I can eat 50 eggs! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment - Godfather

Geek

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

Early to rise

and early to bed

Makes a man healthy, but socially dead

Alan Hale in They Drive by night.

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By *lasgowkisserMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Pulp fiction :: any of u fuckin pricks move and I'll execute every motherfuckin last one of you:: MAGIC!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""I can eat 50 eggs! ""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fecked off I spurt out film quotes all the time and can hardly think of any '!!

" give me back my face !!!! "

????? What film guys ??

??FACE OFF?? mr

Nope 2008/9 it came out !! " is that bean juice ? Ye human been juice, the comedians !

"
the watchmen !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to say it but my film quote are the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From platoon, sgt barnes , as one of his men is killed.... The motherfuckers

From godfather , Michael corleone, my father told this film agent that either his signature or his brains would be on the contract

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By *lasgowkisserMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I WIN. !!!!!!!! Thanks for taking part ppl. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I WIN. !!!!!!!! Thanks for taking part ppl. lol

Think you'll find I won!! Nice try tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a film yet...but its got to be

"Fuck the paperwork!"

from 50 Shades of Grey

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By *aintmikeMan over a year ago

glasgow

He's not the messiah ,,he's a very naughty boy,,,now fuck off,,

Monty pythons " The Life of Brian"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some mother fuckers are always trying too ice skate up hill !!!'

Blade

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some mother fuckers are always trying too ice skate up hill !!!'

Blade

Ha ha ha ha superb film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bounty Hunter: "I'm lookin for Josey Wales"

Josey Wales: "That'll be me"

BH: "You're wanted Wales"

JW: "You a bounty hunter"?

BH: "A man's gotta make a livin"

JW: "Dying ain't much of a livin, boy"!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - Clark Gable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.

His Girl Friday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" hes a god " " mam there's only one god and where I come from , he sure doesn't dress like that "

Avengers ....

After giviving orders to the team ! Captain amarica turns to the hulk some what confused , points and says

" hulk. !!! Smash ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die...

(Rutger Hauer, Blade Runner)

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