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My name is Jinty...and I'm NOT an alcoholic...honest!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So...following an early morning appointment at the docs, Jinty finds herself in Morissons purchasing a few items. While sashaying down the freezer aisle she spies Soleros....Mojito flavoured. Those are the very johnnys for me she thinks and tosses them into her basket with gay abandon. Heads off to check out. Items being merrily scanned and punted into bags till ice lollies. Oh...says nice friendly check out person....I'm afraid you can't buy these, a security warning has come up. Jinty laughs thinking perhaps her youthful good looks are being referred to and assures cashier that she is indeed over 18. Merry chuckles. No such luck. I'm afraid...you can't purchase these till after 10am due to Scottish licensing laws!!!! How much friggin alcohol is in them rages Jinty! I should add that by now a supervisor has appeared and I was suddenly aware of being viewed with suspicion. Yes, admittedly I was shaky and dishevelled...my visit to give up an armfull of blood for testing and a broken bp monitor which had squeezed the life out of my left arm had left me a bit worse for wear....but I was not seeking solace in boozed up desserts on sticks.
Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now that's what you call good service from your local supermarket looking after your health , you should be sending the shop manager a bunch off flowers for hiring such excellent staff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pmsl. Why. Is it always. Morrissons 
Cause I'm barred from tesco and asda.... "
How far to the nearest sainsburys then Jintz, you're rapidly running out of options. 
Online from now on then lol |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"So...following an early morning appointment at the docs, Jinty finds herself in Morissons purchasing a few items. While sashaying down the freezer aisle she spies Soleros....Mojito flavoured. Those are the very johnnys for me she thinks and tosses them into her basket with gay abandon. Heads off to check out. Items being merrily scanned and punted into bags till ice lollies. Oh...says nice friendly check out person....I'm afraid you can't buy these, a security warning has come up. Jinty laughs thinking perhaps her youthful good looks are being referred to and assures cashier that she is indeed over 18. Merry chuckles. No such luck. I'm afraid...you can't purchase these till after 10am due to Scottish licensing laws!!!! How much friggin alcohol is in them rages Jinty! I should add that by now a supervisor has appeared and I was suddenly aware of being viewed with suspicion. Yes, admittedly I was shaky and dishevelled...my visit to give up an armfull of blood for testing and a broken bp monitor which had squeezed the life out of my left arm had left me a bit worse for wear....but I was not seeking solace in boozed up desserts on sticks.
Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.
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Haha that made me laugh.
What are you having tonight then the cider vinegar? |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.
Haha that made me laugh.
What are you having tonight then the cider vinegar? "
Don't give her ideas!!    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.
Haha that made me laugh.
What are you having tonight then the cider vinegar?
Don't give her ideas!! "
she drink anything lol |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.
Haha that made me laugh.
What are you having tonight then the cider vinegar?
Don't give her ideas!! she drink anything lol"
Yep, I keep the meths in a locked cupboard! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I mean....ice lollies ffs??
Shouldn't be allowed out on your own!
How rude! I'm perfectly capable. Well...adequately capable... 
Shouldn't that be INadequately INcapable? "
Don't two negatives make a positive? |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
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"But I mean....ice lollies ffs??
Shouldn't be allowed out on your own!
How rude! I'm perfectly capable. Well...adequately capable...
Shouldn't that be INadequately INcapable?
Don't two negatives make a positive? "
In your case, no, smartie! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So...following an early morning appointment at the docs, Jinty finds herself in Morissons purchasing a few items. While sashaying down the freezer aisle she spies Soleros....Mojito flavoured. Those are the very johnnys for me she thinks and tosses them into her basket with gay abandon. Heads off to check out. Items being merrily scanned and punted into bags till ice lollies. Oh...says nice friendly check out person....I'm afraid you can't buy these, a security warning has come up. Jinty laughs thinking perhaps her youthful good looks are being referred to and assures cashier that she is indeed over 18. Merry chuckles. No such luck. I'm afraid...you can't purchase these till after 10am due to Scottish licensing laws!!!! How much friggin alcohol is in them rages Jinty! I should add that by now a supervisor has appeared and I was suddenly aware of being viewed with suspicion. Yes, admittedly I was shaky and dishevelled...my visit to give up an armfull of blood for testing and a broken bp monitor which had squeezed the life out of my left arm had left me a bit worse for wear....but I was not seeking solace in boozed up desserts on sticks.
Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.
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That really made me laugh ,,, damn that 10 o'clock rule haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Shouldn't that be INadequately INcapable?
Don't two negatives make a positive?
In your case, no, smartie!
Don't you hate a sore loser??? lol
You'd think she'd be used to it by now!! "
Are you feeling lucky? Do I know you btw? |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
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Shouldn't that be INadequately INcapable?
Don't two negatives make a positive?
In your case, no, smartie!
Don't you hate a sore loser??? lol
You'd think she'd be used to it by now!!
Are you feeling lucky? Do I know you btw? "
I think our paths may have crossed, I'm a train spotter! |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"Could only be you jinty lol
They must think you got previous for soaking on lollies at all hours of the dsy lol
Change lollies to something else...... "
Oh you've heard about her addiction Andy? |
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