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In no more than 150 words state why you should be elected the First President of the fictional state of Fabland. Your statement should not propose any policies or laws which would break the rules on this sight e.g. no castration etc.
Marks may be awarded for entertainment value / achievability / nawtiness.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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McGinty. The dog has not eaten yours as you haven't had time to do the homework yet. I only gave it out 3 minutes ago. I shall expect it later tonight. The homework that is. And button up that blouse. |
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"McGinty. The dog has not eaten yours as you haven't had time to do the homework yet. I only gave it out 3 minutes ago. I shall expect it later tonight. The homework that is. And button up that blouse."
WHAT???? I didnt do nuthin' nor nuthin'....you're always pickin on me Sir. That Miss D stole my pencil so i can't do it anyway nor nuthin....  |
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"McGinty. The dog has not eaten yours as you haven't had time to do the homework yet. I only gave it out 3 minutes ago. I shall expect it later tonight. The homework that is. And button up that blouse.
WHAT???? I didnt do nuthin' nor nuthin'....you're always pickin on me Sir. That Miss D stole my pencil so i can't do it anyway nor nuthin.... "
what you on about mcginty ive no got your pencil ..shes always blaming me when really shes just to thick to do it lol  |
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I should. Be the president. Of fab cos I'm the smart. One around. Here
I'm also the most optimistic ( yip that's optimistic) i own a suit. And tie, I'm fully. Trained.in martial. Arts. I own a budgie
Called bru!I.I can bring. Big love to the table and big ideas. I'm very fair and will
Only. Let women. Sleep. At 69 downyourpants. |
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"I should. Be the president. Of fab cos I'm the smart. One around. Here
I'm also the most optimistic ( yip that's optimistic) i own a suit. And tie, I'm fully. Trained.in martial. Arts. I own a budgie
Called bru!I.I can bring. Big love to the table and big ideas. I'm very fair and will
Only. Let women. Sleep. At 69 downyourpants."
But you are SO wasteful!
Look at all the full stops you waste! |
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"I should. Be the president. Of fab cos I'm the smart. One around. Here
I'm also the most optimistic ( yip that's optimistic) i own a suit. And tie, I'm fully. Trained.in martial. Arts. I own a budgie
Called bru!I.I can bring. Big love to the table and big ideas. I'm very fair and will
Only. Let women. Sleep. At 69 downyourpants."
phaaaaa says the boy whos never here cause hes always playing truant or behind the bike sheds with all the bikes ...ops i mean girls |
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"I should. Be the president. Of fab cos I'm the smart. One around. Here
I'm also the most optimistic ( yip that's optimistic) i own a suit. And tie, I'm fully. Trained.in martial. Arts. I own a budgie
Called bru!I.I can bring. Big love to the table and big ideas. I'm very fair and will
Only. Let women. Sleep. At 69 downyourpants.
But you are SO wasteful!
Look at all the full stops you waste! "
And you all your good for is pulling....pigtails |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I should. Be the president. Of fab cos I'm the smart. One around. Here
I'm also the most optimistic ( yip that's optimistic) i own a suit. And tie, I'm fully. Trained.in martial. Arts. I own a budgie
Called bru!I.I can bring. Big love to the table and big ideas. I'm very fair and will
Only. Let women. Sleep. At 69 downyourpants.phaaaaa says the boy whos never here cause hes always playing truant or behind the bike sheds with all the bikes ...ops i mean girls "
i refute. That remark see you in court mrs  |
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"I should. Be the president. Of fab cos I'm the smart. One around. Here
I'm also the most optimistic ( yip that's optimistic) i own a suit. And tie, I'm fully. Trained.in martial. Arts. I own a budgie
Called bru!I.I can bring. Big love to the table and big ideas. I'm very fair and will
Only. Let women. Sleep. At 69 downyourpants.phaaaaa says the boy whos never here cause hes always playing truant or behind the bike sheds with all the bikes ...ops i mean girls i refute. That remark see you in court mrs "
ermmm excuse me your in school |
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"I should. Be the president. Of fab cos I'm the smart. One around. Here
I'm also the most optimistic ( yip that's optimistic) i own a suit. And tie, I'm fully. Trained.in martial. Arts. I own a budgie
Called bru!I.I can bring. Big love to the table and big ideas. I'm very fair and will
Only. Let women. Sleep. At 69 downyourpants.
But you are SO wasteful!
Look at all the full stops you waste! And you all your good for is pulling....pigtails "
I only pull pig tails when I am begged to!  |
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"I should. Be the president. Of fab cos I'm the smart. One around. Here
I'm also the most optimistic ( yip that's optimistic) i own a suit. And tie, I'm fully. Trained.in martial. Arts. I own a budgie
Called bru!I.I can bring. Big love to the table and big ideas. I'm very fair and will
Only. Let women. Sleep. At 69 downyourpants.
But you are SO wasteful!
Look at all the full stops you waste! And you all your good for is pulling....pigtails
I only pull pig tails when I am begged to! "
liar liar pants on fire |
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"I should. Be the president. Of fab cos I'm the smart. One around. Here
I'm also the most optimistic ( yip that's optimistic) i own a suit. And tie, I'm fully. Trained.in martial. Arts. I own a budgie
Called bru!I.I can bring. Big love to the table and big ideas. I'm very fair and will
Only. Let women. Sleep. At 69 downyourpants.
But you are SO wasteful!
Look at all the full stops you waste! And you all your good for is pulling....pigtails
I only pull pig tails when I am begged to! liar liar pants on fire "
I'll get ma big sister ontae you! |
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I should be the president of fab because I would bring a touch of "Swiss" to the role. I'm a smart "Cookie" who could "Battenburg" down the hatches and get rid of a lot of these "Jammie Dodger" types. I'm as regal as Queen "Victoria Sponge" but with the naughty side of "Devils Food" cake. I may be no "Pavlova"..bit of a "Dumpling" actually...often described as looking a right "Eton Mess"...but fabulous "Cupcakes"........   |
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"I should. Be the president. Of fab cos I'm the smart. One around. Here
I'm also the most optimistic ( yip that's optimistic) i own a suit. And tie, I'm fully. Trained.in martial. Arts. I own a budgie
Called bru!I.I can bring. Big love to the table and big ideas. I'm very fair and will
Only. Let women. Sleep. At 69 downyourpants.
But you are SO wasteful!
Look at all the full stops you waste! And you all your good for is pulling....pigtails
I only pull pig tails when I am begged to! liar liar pants on fire
I'll get ma big sister ontae you! "
Good she can help me draw penises on the blackboard and we'll blame you na na na na  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I should. Be the president. Of fab cos I'm the smart. One around. Here
I'm also the most optimistic ( yip that's optimistic) i own a suit. And tie, I'm fully. Trained.in martial. Arts. I own a budgie
Called bru!I.I can bring. Big love to the table and big ideas. I'm very fair and will
Only. Let women. Sleep. At 69 downyourpants."
I thought you were Barack Obama already,
because. Of all. Those. Full. Stop. Pauses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In no more than 150 words state why you should be elected the First President of the fictional state of Fabland. Your statement should not propose any policies or laws which would break the rules on this sight e.g. no castration etc.
Marks may be awarded for entertainment value / achievability / nawtiness.
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Well sir I should be president of fab land as I can only put my swinging into action not very good with my words but then I was always taught it's rude to speak with my mouth full  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This teacher. Is mince! "
A fair attempt jack. You recognise the low value placed upon punctuation in Fabland. Then you spoil it by disreapecting the teacher. B+ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This teacher. Is mince!
A fair attempt jack. You recognise the low value placed upon punctuation in Fabland. Then you spoil it by disreapecting the teacher. B+"
blows raspberrys back |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Jinty. A good effort which recognises the connection between food and fabbing. Good use of culinary allusions. Some practical examples delivered to my office msrked "to sir with love" would have achieved a higher mark. A- |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Miss R Nymph. You are requested to attend private tuition after the bell. I am sure we can get a pass with distinction if you show willing!"
Sure sir im very willing |
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PRESIDENT – this word means a lot to me
If I were a president for one day, I would try to do as many things that I dreamt of. First of all I would meet some of my favorite singers, like Beyonce, Etta James or Alicia Keys. Meeting them would be amazing. They all have amazing voices and sing such beautiful songs that really touch my heart. I would also love to be a guest star on The Ellen Show. I love her show it’s funny, interesting and sometimes very inspirational.
Flying on my personal jet would be the cherry on top, but these are just my dreams, and who knows, maybe dreams really do come true....and blah blah blah pssst Really im just here to shag all the hunks and make my dreams come true but I secretly want to be Fab President so I can put all the nawty men in school girl outfits
now that would be so funny
oh and that Mountain Goat well wont say what id do to him lol |
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"PRESIDENT – this word means a lot to me
If I were a president for one day, I would try to do as many things that I dreamt of. First of all I would meet some of my favorite singers, like Beyonce, Etta James or Alicia Keys. Meeting them would be amazing. They all have amazing voices and sing such beautiful songs that really touch my heart. I would also love to be a guest star on The Ellen Show. I love her show it’s funny, interesting and sometimes very inspirational.
Flying on my personal jet would be the cherry on top, but these are just my dreams, and who knows, maybe dreams really do come true....and blah blah blah pssst Really im just here to shag all the hunks and make my dreams come true but I secretly want to be Fab President so I can put all the nawty men in school girl outfits
now that would be so funny
oh and that Mountain Goat well wont say what id do to him lol "
Dynomite. This started out on a very disappointing train of thought being merely a list of "I wsnts". You then switched midstream to the real topic and made some good points. I am wondering if you had actually written all this yourself as you seem busy designing new products for M&S in other work of yours. A good A-
PS The school goat should not be petted unless he offers his horns to you for stroking. |
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"PRESIDENT – this word means a lot to me
If I were a president for one day, I would try to do as many things that I dreamt of. First of all I would meet some of my favorite singers, like Beyonce, Etta James or Alicia Keys. Meeting them would be amazing. They all have amazing voices and sing such beautiful songs that really touch my heart. I would also love to be a guest star on The Ellen Show. I love her show it’s funny, interesting and sometimes very inspirational.
Flying on my personal jet would be the cherry on top, but these are just my dreams, and who knows, maybe dreams really do come true....and blah blah blah pssst Really im just here to shag all the hunks and make my dreams come true but I secretly want to be Fab President so I can put all the nawty men in school girl outfits
now that would be so funny
oh and that Mountain Goat well wont say what id do to him lol
Dynomite. This started out on a very disappointing train of thought being merely a list of "I wsnts". You then switched midstream to the real topic and made some good points. I am wondering if you had actually written all this yourself as you seem busy designing new products for M&S in other work of yours. A good A-
PS The school goat should not be petted unless he offers his horns to you for stroking."
Awwww an A - boo hoo
as for the Goat hmmmmmm curry sounds about right for him lol  |
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